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While sitting at home playing video games on my pc I got an e-mail alert on my phone. So instead of easily checking it on my phone's e-mail app I check it on my computer. The e-mail says it's from someone named P.C., huh, wierd, oh well no harm Right?

I couldn't have been more wrong. When I checked the e-mail, it said that it was sent by...Princess Celestia? That can't be right...Can it? Oh well, I decided to read it anyway, thinking to myself "Oh what harm could it do to humor this poor guy." The bottom of the e-mail say's one thing.

"How would you like to come to Equestria?"
Sincerely, Princess Celestia

"Okay what?" This guys really went all out with this joke. Oh well, no harm can really be done if I respond right? I mean the worst that could happen is that I could get a pic. of some dudes shlong sent to me, that's all. Isn't that chat-roulette in a nutshell. So upon sending said e-mail my computer flashes me a blue screen of death. Let's just say I wasn't exactly very happy with this. "What the actual Frick man!?" I yelled at my computer as I slammed my hands down onto my desk being careful not to get my mouse and keyboard caught in my rage induced table slamming; which was coming very close to becoming table-flipping. What my computer did next baffled me entirely.

The dang thing's screen looked like the vortex thing you see in the intro to a Doctor Who episode. Next I know I'm being sucked into my computer, and can you believe what I thought to myself as this was happening? I thought "At least I'll look decent when I get there, if I'm not, ya'know, getting sucking into nothingness of course." Those were my last thoughts before I finally got sucked completely sucked into the vortex...and right into the lap of a surprised Luna...literally onto her lap.

Yup, I think my time is gonna be great here...did I mention I got to meet the six mares every brony wishes they could meet. Weeeeeeell I did. Also I forgot to mention that Spike...is a girl...yup, and she's pretty good looking too.

*Ahem* Anyway, this is going to be fun. So come on and join my in my e-questrian adventure.

Oh yeah Discord is a female as well. I'm taking it surprisingly well.
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So I'll start out by saying that a couple of Spike and Discord has been rule 63'd( think that's the right rule, correct me if I'm wrong please.) and there are vidja'magames involved. Barb is also 20( I decided that the new age would suit the story better), while the others are around 21 to 22 (just the mane 6, others could be older.)

Ermurgurd pwniez!

It uses my ponysona or OC whatever you wish to call it, and this is a little self plug of myself, soooooooooooo...yeah.

Hope ya'll like it =D

Different cover art now, made by by good friend DragonPony, go ahead and check out some of the other stuff he's done riiiiiiight here and don't forget to check out my other friends deviantart as well she made my avatar which was also the previous cover art for this story. Jayesixx and you guys should go and check her page out. (Thanks for the avatar Jaye, your amazing! :D) (Cover art changed for the last time. Now everypony who will be in the story will be there. Promise.")

The sex tag is for sexual jokes and innuendos in the story and some other possible situations that might require it.

Story is now being edited by a MrAleyado

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 308 )

I like it. So please make more :pinkiehappy:

But I'm a bit confused... When neither Celestia or Luna had any idea of the Technology level, how could they send him a E-mail?

I'm really likin' it! Keep up the work!

4413730 more so they were surprised about planes and car that are self-propelled. That sort of deal.

I like this story a lot.:pinkiehappy:
But the grammars.
THEY BURN:raritydespair:
Red -> Read

Comment posted by salmoncolor deleted Jul 28th, 2014

4414182 red is the past tense of read. I looked it up. Unless it was wrong.

Actually its just Read they are both spelled the same but pronounced differently

It's a fun idea, that could be expanded upon easily. Good...


~OreoKookie

K have to admit. Love this story It works so well because you are saying what we all would prob say and do. And we all know that if we were dropped in their world we would be flirting with each one of them. I want to be there right there with you
" Sup I am Draco Meteor" (Zebra all the way, no rhyming tho lol)
But I would be going after all the older mares and Milf. The Mane 6 would hate me cuz I would go after their moms and any other Milf class mare in town. You would just see me being chased all around by husbands lol. I can see you just shacking your head lol. But foreal great story can't wait for next chapter.

4416357 no I looked it up again and it ms not right entirely, it just sounds like that when you say it so I wrote it like that, but I fixed it.

4416367 Dude, yes I can totally see you doing that and yes I was shaking my head and then when I read that bit at the end I hurt my sides how hard I laughed. And you totally have to let me use that chara. In mah' story bro.

4416443 Go for it. If I can inspire a character in your story thatn I am happy. I enjoyed it so if anything I can think of add to that then awesome. I just say a pissed off Twi kicking down your asking
" WHERE IS HE!!!"
"Who?"
"METEOR! He-He slept with my mom!"
"No way! Sorry he is not here tho"
"If see him tell me" *Teleport away"
"Wow she seems made." You turn around Meteor am in your kitchen (How he got here I have no idea)
"Dude did you really band Twi's mom?!"
"EEYUP"
"You know your dead right?"
"Maybe but do you want the details or not?"
".... You know I do"

4416477 bro your OC is gonna make a cameo in a later chapter now, look out for it. ;)

4416493 Lol don't worry I will be reading regardless lol :pinkiehappy:

That was a funny chapter. Love how you fan boyed all over Vinyl when you saw her lol. You better watch out keep messing around with Dash like that and you will end up tasting the Rainbow:rainbowderp:.

4419802 (In a sing-song voice) No spoilers. :pinkiehappy:

Ha. I love the gaming competition at the start. I suck at shooter (first person anyway) But I AM GOD at fighters lol:trixieshiftright:. First week there and you already made friends with two of the most misunderstood villains around lol. It will be too funny seeing you introduce everyone to the girls.The new additions to the gang will be funny to see how everyone reacts and adjust to being a pony. Can't wait to see what is going to come next:moustache::rainbowlaugh:

4425179 Yeah and I used your idea for Celestia mate. Too funny not too.

4425202 Hey that is fine. Trust me if we are going by funny then I left you with alot of material to use. And there will be more probably down the road :moustache: lol.:facehoof:

4425209 Hey I did say I was gonna use it. :pinkiehappy:

I have to drag myself so write this chapter now. It is a pain lol. I am dying to see how everyone react to meeting the girls. You know we have to have a Pinkie party for all the new friends that just came to town lol.:pinkiehappy:

4425388 I'll tone it down a bit, I just didn't know how to write that one part out, so I'll try to dial it back a bit.

4425418 I was just going with the moment, I won't write that character like that in the next chapters. :twilightblush:

4425516 Naw I'd want to be as close to how I act too. :twilightsmile:

I like it just don't turn it into a Marty-Stu story

4425588 I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if it's bad, which I believe so, then I'll make sure it doesn't happen. :pinkiesmile:

4425594 If I am right it is An annoyingly "perfect" male fanfiction character. He is usually attractive, mistunderstood, agnsty, and often has some sort of tragic past. He is so perfect as to be nauseating. He usually winds up romantically involved with one or more of the author's favorite characters, saves the day, upstages all of the real characters, etc.

4425641 Ya no, there's none of that really, no saving the day, or upstaging Anypony in the main cast.

4425664 I don't think he was talking about my guy but yours. I think he is saying don't make him into the perfect person. One that always says the right thing, does everything perfect, things like that. I know we will all have faults and shortcomings but I think that is what he is warning about.:moustache:

...okay, so I was masturbating with my right hand for a change, and- oh wait, wrong forum! *ahem*

great story bud!

4425677 Yeah no I know what he meant now, that's not gonna happen. Theres gonna fuck ups too, so no 'Mr. perfect' in my story.

4425687 lol what? And thanks....ummm gonna go use mind bleach now.

4425687 Please we all know Left is where it is at. I would never cheat on lefty with that slut of a right hand.:trixieshiftright::duck:

4425732 ... Funny that is the same thing my left hand said!!! giggity:rainbowlaugh:

Nice story! :pinkiehappy:
Normally I hate 'self-insert' stories, but you make it funny and not focusing on all the serious stuff.

4430089 'Naw, see, I'm trying to make a story that people can read and it's funny. I plan on having a little bit of everything in this story, and it's definitely not going to be an all serious story. I'm not really a serious kinda person. I'm more carefree.:derpytongue2:

That was a great chapter. Congrats on getting to chase the rainbow. I had to clap out loud at the whole spanking thing because that is just what I would have said. The second I read it that was what I thought in my head. Just remember if you get stuck just think what Draco-sensei would do. *bushy brow thumbs up grin* I am thinking of growing a Mohawk again just to make the character lol

4436854 Had a feeling you'd like hat part.
And damn that's some insight on my part for the Mohawk

4437526 yup i had one for my 2nd year of high school. I would dye it a different color every week. I wonder what will happen in the next chapter.

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