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When the Half-Daconequus, Eris, and her closest friend Umbra Shadow-Walker get together, chaos definitely ensues, even if it has a plan.

A collaborative story with Jysrin, His main character from So... That Happened teams up with Eris to create general Shenanigans.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 42 )

Please for the love of fuck tell me they fucked up their genders. PLEASE!

4687889 Stay tuned for the next episode of Super mario- er... I mean Eris And Umbra!

Once upon a time I read this story, I then immediately napalmed the multiverse it was set in and walked away whistling a psychotic tune of human superiority. (In case you didn't guess, I doth hate humans being transformed into others species with a passion greater than Hitler's.)

4691268 everyone's a little bit racist, to which I say, whatever floats your boat.

there are even stories that I prefer not to read, so I understand.

4692420 It's not racism if it's true. For instance: Humans exist, dragons don't. Thus humans are superior by merit of existence.

4692447 Yet in a different world, it could be the exact opposite, to me... Superiority is governed by how well you do in a given situation. While yes, they may be draconic on the outside, they're still human on the inside with more human mindsets than dragon mindsets.

Which is why I'm guessing that the moderators decided to have me add the Human tag before it could pass moderation.

4692474 Still, unconsented transformations rub me the wrong way. Like vore. But vore rubs everyone the wrong way. Now excuse me while I use mind bleach on the word vore. Nightmares HO!

4692480 Well, I am sure if they had the choice between becoming dragonborn or staying on the dying planet... they'd probably choose dragonborn anyway. but hey, that's your opinion, and that's not something that I can change.

4692645 I'd choose death. Mainly due to if there is a heaven, I could theoretically ask god to place me down in a new universe complete with a fresh start. Ya know, provided he isn't the asshole he is in the bible.

4692704 And that's just the thing, you never know if he is like that. and sometimes you just gotta work with what you've got and keep on going without worrying about the stuff you can't change.

4692880 Well if religion is a lie and there is no afterlife, then I'll settle for going Buddhist and trying to achieve enlightenment before eighty, otherwise then its deals with void beings.

4692885 Which is why I'm not really a religious person myself, I just try to keep going from day to day.

4692921 I riff on every religion I can get my hands on, but on the off chance they are right, I wanna be prepared. But then again, one of my plans involves all sorts of fuckery, genetic, technological, and reality, so that might lead me to new horizons. Provided I can get off my fat ass and actually put them into motion.

4692928 If you ever want someone to give the story a look as an editor or pre-reader just drop me a message and I'd be happy to take a look.

4693017 I'm talking real plans here, not fanfiction, though I do have one of those that might need proofing. Seriously, if I put my mind to it, I could, over the course of several thousand years, make the entire human race be collectively purple. That isn't bragging, its fact, meticulous planning trumps everything but the impossibly lucky.

4693130 yeah... and the impossibly lucky tends to be the heroes of a story

4693198 Good thing the heroes only show up around the end stages, generally when my super weapons are being deployed, at multiple sites across the globe.

4693204 just to do their thing where they press one button to simply collapse the network and making the villain go

"...now... why in the world did I put that button there?"

4693207 Actually that button sprays boiling hot coffee on whom ever presses its crotch.

4693278 yeah, now you just need two big red buttons, right next to each other.

one that launches every nuclear warhead in your arsenal while the other makes a mean cup o' joe.
But you have to make sure the buttons look identical

4702096 I can totally understand the feelings bro

I want to see the M rated chapters. Anyhow, awesome chapter.

4722299 No problem bro, and everybody loves a krabby patty, even squidward minecraft101.net/reference/images/testificates.jpg

4722288 Well, seeing as how this story doesn't have a huge fanbase yet... it may not quite be by popular demand... yet...

Hail Eris! Thine chaotic being is best character!!

4722659 She thanks you as well, even if she isn't as chaotic as her father she is SO adorable.

4723723 YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!
I HAVE AN ADMIRER!!1 DID YOU HEAR THAT LUCAS?!

Eris! Calm your tits!

4723929 just to remember though, the Eris in this story isn't a full R:63 of discord, she's actually got a bit of order because she's half-pony.

4723938 Yea, I can tell. With the fact that Fluttershy is her mom.
"I miss my baby girl...":fluttercry:

Anyways, moar plz?

4723953 and moar will come, eventually...

4757088 Thanks! If you haven't already faved Jysrin's version, definitely check his out too.

I have to say this. Jysrin really did a great job on the combat sequence. Especially when he blends it with a whole bunch of comedy and references here and there. Now, in all honesty, I cant wait until the next chapter from the both of you! :heart:

And when Jysrin writes the sex scene between chapter 4 and 5

Once again, great job and a fantastic chapter!

4760045 Well, I'll definitely check with him to find out when he'd like to do chapter 4.5, although it will most likely be posted on my account so that he doesn't have to dirty himself, lol. :twilightsheepish:

So, what level are they? Coz if they're about level three then any of my MMO characters would annihilate them, least of all because the lowest level one is level forty and mostly because I have a level hundred and six in Maplestory with a fuckmothering arsenal of gadgetry and a massive robot.

4764088 In a D&D comparison they are about level 15-18 there's also a few MMORPG elements thrown in as well to give them a higher damage output.

4764348 Still, in one MMO I have the most broken skill, from what little I can remember it was a twelve hit move that dealt half my strength plus half my weapons damage per strike, and the weapon I used bypassed a quarter of the targets defense. Don't remember the name off said MMO, and even if I did I have forgotten my login info.

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