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Idiotcornball
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
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I haven't even started reading this, but I already love it. You rule, Idiotcornball. You rule.
I'll be watching with interest!
Is their a full image to that cover art?
FUTA RING TOSS!
DO IT! DO IT FILLY!
I've wondered myself if clop writing can help with writer's block. Though in my case block's rather severe. I know clop takes skill like anything else, but even so.
Anyway, if I could make a request, Rainbow and Applejack, but only if RD takes the lead. I haven't seen one story on the whole site where Dash's not a wimp easily cowed by AJ. Also, any chapter with some anal would be appreciated.
4821628 There is, but it isn't futa, unfortunately. Just do a search for humanized Megasweet images of the mane6 on Derpi and it should come up.
4821660 That was one of my first ideas. Then I went "well shit I could do all sorts of other crap with this premise". Then this fic happened.
4821663 I don't know if clop is really easier to write than anything else (if you've been following me, I've basically been on break for like forever specifically because of writer's block), but trying stuff you haven't written before could certainly help. The main thing with getting over writer's block is just coming up with something you want to write so that you have a reason to do it. I.e. if you want to see an RD/AJ fic where RD is the top, just write it. And don't worry to much about whether it's shit or not. Just go for it and then worry about what to do with it when you're done. Heck, when I wrote my first story I thought it was crap.
As for the anal, we'll see, I guess. It's certainly a possibility.
Read this later, but seems promising.
4821708 That's specifically why having depression sucks. It's difficult to hold an interest with low emotional gratification or pleasure. Still, writing something to relieve others of stress is a worthy goal to write for.
The only game that comes to mind is 'bobbing for cocks'. Hardly the most imaginative of ideas.
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1)There's an English drinking game involving chugging a whole pint of beer. Have the futaponies do that, but with their semen instead.
2) A competition to see who can ejaculate farthest and hit a target most accurately.
3)Pork Sword Fighting. Loser cums first.
4) There is another English fairground game involving trying to catch a muddy little pig with your bare hands; supposedly it was The New Hotness in the Tudor era. I'm thinking something like this but with a really hung futa, said futa's endowment drenched in oil, and a line of ponies* trying to catch it.
5) There really just has to be a game of grueling endurance in the face of orgasm for us orgasm-denial fans, even if it's as simple as two futas staring each other down while their members are stimulated, trying not to pop before the other does.
I could think of other things, but I just got home from work and I am Le Tired.
________
*Yes, I saw the human tag. but you get the idea. They are ponies in their HEARTS.
4821892 Yeah, that does suck. Hope you start to feel better. Maybe once you get started it'll help.
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1) Certainly a possibility.
2) One of my initial ideas involved using that for a "knock over the milk bottles" style game.
3) Possible, though it might step on the toes of the "Futa Wrestling League", which I'm also kinda partially responsible for. But I might do it anyway.
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I edited my post because I had more ideas, btw. Check them out, they are totes awesome.
Ooh, there should be a game in which they have to fit objects into the urethral openings of their penises...
I'm trying to think of interesting things you could do with their balls.
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This is literally the weirdest fucking thing I've ever read.
....aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.
Until tomorrow or so, I guess.
Now that I have read it (repeatedly) I have two questions:
1) Is every chick in this universe a futa?
2) Since they are futas, can we assume that they are packing vaginas behind their dude-junk?
TWO WORDS.
TWO WORDS.
DEEPTHROAT CONTEST
*mic drop*
*walks out*
WHAT THE FUCK
need more chapters NOW!!!!!!!
I admire your shamelessness. I will honor you by expressing my completely unapologetic hatred for futa.
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Dicks.
(Futa) Dicks everywhere.
Poor Luna.
I'm curious if tour going to have any of the antagonists show up? Might heat up some of those contests of yours.
Gilda, Trixie, Chrissy, Suri, or any of the others.
Or by chance the 63 version of say Discord, Sombra, Flim and Flam. ect...
First. Mystery never explained the males are where excatly
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1. I honestly thought so little about the background of the story that I have no idea.
2. Of course.
4822359 And noted.
4822587 To each his own, I guess.
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4823167 I am planning for Trixie to show up. The others may or may not, depending on whether I can think of good ideas for them.
4824024 I dunno, lol. That's mostly irrelevant to the purposes of the story.
4824122 1) You should give it some thought
2) Awesome. I knew I could trust you, Idiotcornball.
*does a happy dance of dicks*
EDIT: I just had a great idea: perhaps, in this world, ladies earn their dicks upon reaching a certain age. This way, they take the place of cutie marks and not only does it give a convenient excuse for Scoots's clumsiness with her dick, but it provides a reason why there aren't non-futa women and gives a secondary reason why the newcomers are so new. Hot damn, I think too much. Oh, and it also gives us a reason why they feel the need to celebrate she-dicks, since, clearly, they are not unusual there.
It was impossible to read this shit with a straight face.
This gonna be good. I second the ring toss!
I'm not sure what to think. So I'll just go do some heroin instead. Confound these man-sword-weilding ponies; they drive me to hardcore drugs.
This, right here, is the single greatest line in the history of fiction.
As for events, maybe one for the married couples? Like, the partner is blindfolded, and they have to guess which cock is their wife's by taste. Like, imagine Mr. Cake or Shining Armor blindfolded, surrounded by futacock, having to suss out which one is their wife's. On the tail end of that, a Battle of the Sexes competition in some way. Be it bringing your partner to orgasm the fastest, giving the most orgasms in X amount of time, or simply who is the better fuck?
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Interesting.
*thoughtfully composes a fic consisting of Dr. Whooves, who is a girl with a man-sword Because Reasons,
penetratinghaving fantastic adventures with various Ponyville peoplewhile on drugswhile discovering friendship.**completes ye first chapter
Oooh, how about a size contest. Not what you're thinking. it's an endurance challenge. What's the biggest dick that the futa can take
(pls don't do pegging, that's a huge turnoff
)
cum/milk painting stands.
ice cum/(milk)cream cones
dick and tit weightlifting contests
jizz/milk volume and distance contests
target games where you have to shoot it with your jizz/milk
that's all i got now
why dose girls have pinies in this fic
? other than that really goood 
.
I'm sitting down and hitting favorite because I can't help but see where this shit ends. I've got to see it, but...
What the fuck am I supposed to think when I see things like this? This fic is almost transhumanist with its level of futa.
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... I don't think you're old enough to be reading this.
4824669 That's actually a really interesting idea. I had never thought of actually trying to justify the premise. I may try to work that idea in somewhere, though I don't know if worldbuilding really has much of a place in this kind of story.
4827086 global3.memecdn.com/welcome-to-the-internet-i-amp-039-ll-be-your-guide_o_1874503.jpg But seriously, people have weird fetishes, and the internet is where most of them are most visible.
4827437 I don't even know. i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/575/501/fa8.gif
4829116 thanks
4828600 i am 15 dude
4829116 Not to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty good at making crazy make sense.
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Aaand that proved it.
4829913 waaaaaaaaaaaait what?
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I have no shame.
*Sees promising new futa-fic*
Ooh!
*Reads it*
The promise is overwhelming!
*Sees three-day gap to a much-needed update*
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Cock fight tourney....
Add Derpy!
Yet another dick toting shit fest of a clop fic.
No plot(gettit!?) in sight
Shameless clop guaranteed a front row spot in the featured box
Futa, because most bronies are men but REALLY need to write about the mane 6 fucking rather than just using stallions.
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4835254 O heavens forfend us! Someone wrote a story for a niche and people liked it!
And enough to get it into the featured box! Clearly it must be complete shit solely because the particular fetish it's about doesn't appeal to me! 
Anyway, I could explain why I prefer futa over just using stallions, but I have a feeling that it wouldn't really accomplish much.
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4835509 Okay that legit made me
. That's actually clever.
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I may be a man, but I have watched enough Japanese Animes to realize that I am a beautiful little girl....in my heart.
So you want suggestions?
Two words:
Bukkake Booth