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Trying parody again. Keeping my fingers crossed that this one goes well.

Loved it! I like ow its made so that when he gets caught, they diddley him. please more?

Now this is the kind of game I would love to lose!:pinkiehappy:

1. I'm going to be sick:pinkiesick::pinkiesick: 2. This is creepy as all fuck
3.why did you have to remind me of five nights at freadys

4960368 Well, given that it's a fadfic where you hardly have to be original in order to get upvotes and favorites, I doubt you'll have to worry.

dis story is so phat, yo:raritywink:

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Considering that you had Caramel in It's Complicated being an asshole, I'd say this is justified. Slightly.

4962154 Point, but this is a different story. That means it's meant to be looked at from a brand new perspective.

Wow, is this really going to be a trend now?

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True. Also, when's the next chapter coming out for both stories?

4962167 This one will be every seven days. The other will be every four. As usual, I will be restricting myself to four updates per month on It's Complicated. This will allow me time to organize my thoughts for this story as well as a few others that you'll probably see coming out throughout the course of the month.

4961914 That's the thing. Despite the fact that it is a parody, I do try to provide my own individual twist on matters. So this will allow me to have a bit of fun with the already-established formula.

4960368 Parody wise, I'd say you'd have failed before you even began.

Fic wise, I've enjoyed your work before, so I'll give this 'un a shot and see how it goes, despite my reservations from clop "parody".

4963295 I know what you're talking about. I mainly put that little warning to disclaim the later chapters, which will increasingly get even more explicit. Normally, I'd release this kind of story about two or three chapters in. I intentionally released the first chapter to see what kind of a response I would get (which would then allow me to calculate my deadline for new chapters). It's not as speedy as some of the other stories, but my multi-chapter fics usually end up not being as quick as the one-shots.

One-shots are fun, don't get me wrong. But I sometimes let my imagination run me from one chapter to several. Sometime's I do well (It's Complicated), others not so much (Sunny Days), and then there are times that I'd go overboard (White Zinfandel).

Can't wait for the next chapter!

This isn't as freaky as Five Nights, but it still gets the point across. :eeyup:

So far it's pretty decent. Gotta say, though, copy/pasting the transcript of the first call and editing it has made you lose a few points from me. Still, intrigued to see where this goes, and happy to see some modicum of quality in the box.

4963719 I learn to fail, then fail to learn, learn to succeed, and finally succeed to learn. It's a process.

4960368 Seriously, you're reminding us of Five Nights at Freddy's with the title. That game was creepy as all hell.

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...:pinkiecrazy:

Keep an eye on those cameras then, and maybe you won't be covered in a mess by the morning's light.

4963884 I was just watching a playthrough by Markiplier.

So it's like a mix of Five Night's at Freddy's and Monster Girl Quest? But with Ponies instead of monster girls and Sugar Cube Corner instead of Freddy's?

Not sure if want...:unsuresweetie:

I am kind of terrified to sleep after watching five nights at Freddy's videos.
now its worse.

I have not watched 5 nights at freddy's...nor do i want to now. But! If I were Caramel, I'd bring a stun gun, some tranquilizers, and maybe a few extra batteries......or whatever the generator is powered by.

Run you bastard! Run and Dont look back! :pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:
And he should bring a magical EMP.... And advil.

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It's a game, not a movie. But you can watch a Youtuber play it. I recommend Markiplier.

Why is this even featured? Not complaining, just surprised. :rainbowhuh:

Nevermind about the EMP..... unless its one that produces electricity instead of take it away.

This might just be my somewhat nymphomania, but I feel like Caramel's approaching this whole thing from the wrong angle...

......Just reread this, Caramel should bring pepper spray lots of it......although it doesn't say he can't bring friends over.....does it? Caramel can just bring some of his friends over and sacrifice them to the crazy mares......and throw spike in as well I'm sure he'd be happy.

Fuck that guy is screwed. In more ways then one. :moustache:

1) Mr. Cake is the worst for not informing Carrot this.

2) Call BS, my good sir. Even if you leave two doors closed, Pinkie (or Freddy in this case) can still pop in. No cheating your way out of this unless theirs other two ponies waiting for you!!

3) Dashy cheated. She went through both doors, when she could go through one. Oh well! Him better than me, I suppose. But...maybe it's a little, to friendly?

Other than that, I tip my Hat in a sign of pleasure. Please, continue this wonderful story!!

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1) Mr. Cake first name is Carrot.

2) Pinkie is not acting as Freddy

3) Rainbow Dash ran into the room and sealed both doors from inside.

Okay now we wait for a porn game parody of FNaF, since we now have a clop adaptation of it... Come on rule 34 and horny game devs, make it happen!

So... I didn't really enjoy this. Rather than giving me a new angle on the game, it merely highlights all the ways that the game doesn't make sense. Why does keeping the doors closed use power. Why is the night watchman forced to rely on a generator instead of being hooked into city power. Why does Sugarcube Corner need a night watchman, but he doesn't need to ever leave his kiosk. Why is the job not off site monitoring if there is no patrolling involved.

If you are going to ponify the game, take the basic premise and tweek it. Don't let him hide in the office, give him a flashlight and make him sweep the facility every hour.

Either abandon the game and tell a story that makes sense, or be faithful to the source and mock these silly contrivances. Right now you are simply borrowing elements of the game wholesale and using them uncritically.

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I don't understand your question. Are you saying I have to be high to not like Five Nights at Freddy's, or to not like this story? Or to point out plot holes you could drive a mack truck through?

If it wasn't for the warning box, I'd come expecting a comedy version of 5 nights :derpyderp2:

Seeing the tags and warning made me wanna read it even more :derpytongue2:

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Disregard premise, aniticipate sex scenes :yay:

Not to say I'll be coming back to this though. I started skipping by the end, which is a telltale sign that expectations were too much for what was indeed written :fluttershyouch:

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So... I didn't really enjoy this. Rather than giving me a new angle on the game, it merely highlights all the ways that the game doesn't make sense. Why does keeping the doors closed use power. Why is the night watchman forced to rely on a generator instead of being hooked into city power. Why does Sugarcube Corner need a night watchman, but he doesn't need to ever leave his kiosk. Why is the job not off site monitoring if there is no patrolling involved.

The doors default to OPEN, as most blast doors do. That's why they require power to stay shut. The night watch is keeping the bots INSIDE, not keeping intruders OUT. The place is slated for demolition, due to the multiple deaths, hence why it's on a generator. And He doesn't need/want to leave his kiosk, because he's only there to be BAIT.

EDIT: I just realized this is a clopfic....awkward...

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And He doesn't need/want to leave his kiosk, because he's only there to be BAIT.

This is the only part that does make sense. Kinda.
Except he isn't instructed to patrol. And it raises the more disturbing question, why do they keep the bots around.

The doors default to OPEN, as most blast doors do. That's why they require power to stay shut.

http://www.americanblastdoor.com/
No, real blast and security doors stay where you leave them. Magnetic locks will unlock if power is removed, but they still have to be opened. They don't magically whoosh open when power is removed. Or are you thinking the Starship Enterprise?

I do understand that the game has limitations imposed by programming. A story has no such limits, you can do anything you want. Transposing all these elements into a story framework magnifies these problems. It raises questions like why does Sugar Cube Corner have all these cameras, why do they have a security station, and when did they add all these extra rooms. There is no reason to slavishly follow the game's formula, and the story suffers for it.

4977463 You don't like that canon story, too bad. It's all on the official site.

Holy crap dude... more! Please!

4978019 Well... if all they wanna is to mate, he *could* sneak in a few stallions during the night :rainbowlaugh:

Well this is interesting I am going to put you in my group's Honorably mentioned folder. I will wait to see if I fave it.

Thanks for you time and effort.

Um... I think I'm being followed... by an animatronic of sorts... oh crap.

Freddy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

4983225 Next chapter? And I was messing around with what could happen when I had a thought. *Message appears* :pinkiehappy:

"Dear Caramel",

"It has come to my attention, that for the next Seven, Six Nights that you are stuck as the security guard at Sugarcube corner...which is currently filled with THE SIX Horny mares. Who will no doubt attempt to capture you and rut you to an inch of your life, or possibly death.

Now normally, I'd just hang out in the background secretly video taping this to sell online. How do I do this? How do I know your asking yourself this while reading my message at exactly 1:## AM? While Twilight and Applejack are using some "utensils" in the kitchen to "cool" themselves off and Dash is currently situated at the stairs planning, Pinkie is currently stuffing herself full of chocolate at the counter, and Fluttershy is in a corset outside the right door begging you to let her in?:trollestia:

Its like I'm right beside you isn't it? Your getting very paranoid right now while reading this aren't you? ....If only you could see your face....well you can in a week or so, free of charge at [INSERT WEBSITE]. :moustache:

But that's not what I wrote this for. So....How'd you like to gamble? Wouldn't it feel safer if there were another stallion or two facing this problem with you in that room? Of course there's a catch, if that Stallion has a significant other or if some mares are highly attracted to them, they'll show up in HEAT too. Don't worry at the end of the shift those poor sods will return to whence they came....until the next night.

Just sign HERE X._____________________________ and for the remainder of the week, __________ males and ___________ females in HEAT will appear in the store.
The number of them coming is what I get to decide, also FYI, I'm not limiting them to ponies.

YOUR new FRIEND, the Master of Dimension himself!,
:derpytongue2: CHAOS" :pinkiecrazy:

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