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First thing that came to mind.
Holy shit precognitive sex.
That's a new one. And wow did you do it.
That was kind of funny, and kind of sweet too. Good job!
I FRICKIN CAME!!!!! -IGN
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5501839 yes...just yes...
That was pretty good. Cute, funny, and kind of hot.
5501839 That was literally the first thing I thought of when I read the story name and the chapter title.
Wait, Pinkie Sense can = Pinkie Sex? So much yes.
5501839 Celestia damn it, you beat me to it. Why did I have to be working when this story happened?
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But the question is: what is the "twitchy tail" or the combo that told Pinkie she was going to have sex that day?
After actually reading, you left Private Johnson at full mast. How could you?
Also, to go over 1k in a clopfic (at least the one's I've read) requires something akin to an actual plot.
Such WIN!
Why do i see Pinkie Pie doing this?
Although i think Twily would have caught on sooner
5502077 yeah, plot is paramount to filling a page with words.
For instance, you could take this a step further and have Pinkie introduce Twi to her favorite party games/favors, or have something g like that episode of American Dad where Twi tries to find her kink, and ends up trying all of them at once.
What did you think I meant?
5502043 twitchy tail, eye roll, and a moistening in a certain area.
5502081 I guess it was played up for comedic effect so its cool :)
I don't know why but i always assumed that out of all the mane 6 Pinkie Pie would be the most...experienced.
More than even Rainbow Dash or Rarity. She just seems more willing and less likely to hold a grudge. 
Actually that would make a good concept. The main six talk about whose "done it" the most and their all outclassed by Pinkie Pie.
5502098 her mouth, you perv!
5502115 Here i am with my fingers crossed
Well, that was different.
What next? Pinkie blithely announces, "I was frozen today!"?
Pinkie is Kinky
Oh ya! Well I had sex yesterday!
...It was OK.
L-lude
5501981 mega liters
I.... Got nothing, great 1k.
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go to the end. Trust me.
5502080 I think right around the part when Pinkie started rubbing her "down there" is where Twilight would have caught on had her genitalia not taken over the whole "thinking" thing from her brain. Twilight's just that bad at social things.
Oh Twilight, you are just adorable. That was a magnificent read; thank you for that!
From hell, to you, and back again,
Soto Konoha, Fort Impression On Everypony
This is sort of like a weird magic trick...
"Guess who I had sex with"
*Ten minutes later, wakes up in random bed*
"Faust Damnit!"
From the moment I read this:
I KNEW WHERE THIS WAS GOING AND BY CELESTIA, IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
I didn't even care about the clop, I just found the whole situation hilarious in the context itself!
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I so want to sing right now but I think I might not want to wake the neighbors.
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was it: 'you'?
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Oh gods, now i am imagining a magician trying to pull this one off.
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the bro code has a wingman rule in it.
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Genius!
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NO! NO!
had alot of that shit on Christmas eve.
Well... I mean, she did use past tense. Technically a lie.
Awesome!
That made me think of Richard Burton's reading of the line from "War of the Worlds":
5503042 For someone who's temporally out of synch as Pinkie is, not necessarily. For her, it was in the past--that just hadn't happened yet.
Try to watch more Doctor Who. You'll come to understand.
5501894 7.8 too much clop -IGN
I have found the meaning of life.
It is sex.
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Temporally out of sync? I can appreciate when someone makes a joke about her, but honestly people she isn't a time lord.
Regardless, going by Doctor Who time mechanics, she still lied. You can't travel into your own past, remember? That was still the first time they'd met that day, and Pinkie still technically lied.
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To be fair, 'we are going to will have make love, and it will have had be awesome,' doesn't exactly roll off even Pinkie's tongue.
Time travel syntax is FUN!
Besides, that organ had better uses in this fic!
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You took the words right out of my mouth. XD
5503173 how can a clop fic have too much clop?
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5503232 when you manage to destroy/severally injure your genitals, then there's too much clop
Language! Real words! Lack of slang! Excellent work of erotic literature. It helps that Pinkie can be overbearing and Twilight is gullible.
Well paced start to finish.
One of the most in-character Twinkie story I've ever read...
And it's a clopfic...
This is pretty much the proof that whatever the fanfic is centred around, Twinkie works everytime.
Such an awesome ship !
I don't usually like twinkie, but this got some chuckles.
Once again my life has been changed forever. After reading this fic I must once again contemplate the very theories I thought I knew. I must once again travel to the Mount Othrys, and Mount Ida as well as Kinkakuji Temple and Bayon Temple so that I may ponder the meanings of Love, Knowledge, Spirituality, and Life. Vengeful Spirit, because of you I must prepare for my journey.
I shall return once I have reattained enlightenment.