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Noir de Plume
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Noir de Plume
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*Wipes away a tear* She knows my feels!
Pft. This is the worst piece of lusty fiction I've ever read in my career as a reader.
10/10
Like Guns but with Skyrim.
This was priceless.
This came up while reading your clop... Had a good laugh and mood offically and thourghly dead. Thanks Twily!
Had a few minutes before I had to get ready for classes, and decided to give this a go.
That was beautiful – I was mentally roaring. I had to make sure not to laugh too hard or risk waking up my roommate.
Well... that was pleasant... and adorable... and Noir. That's just it, it was Noir de Plume, and that's the best way to describe it. Well done, as always, you wonderful pen-mistress!
Very good.
Now publish Twilight's original unedited manuscript as an epilogue!
5848347 Clever colt... I have that planned...
5848301 My heart is so warm.
5848349 permission for me to use the "generously lubricated birth canal" line in a story?
5848367 Only if the intent is to induce cringing of the most intense nature.
5848352 i'm glad
you deserve them warm fuzzies.
5848220 I can promise more RariShy soon... So sorry about that!
5848168 Good. I'm glad I disappointed you.
5848370 I'm not entirely sure how the story in question is going to work out, but it will certainly have a slight comedic element to it. I'm not going to publish it for another six months though.
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this was hilarious
and so twilight
Once again you prove to be one of the better writers on this site
loved it...facepalms for days at Twilights final draft haha
5848605 You are far too kind.
"Now burn it." Half of what I write in a nutshell.
One of the few stories I like well enough to reread immediately after finishing my initial reading. Well done.
My thoughts?
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Ah, Ha, HA! Well done!
"How silly would that be, a farm animal in the middle of a steamy science sex scene?"
Best line right there.
(steeples fingers)
You know, its not every day I decide to favorite a story with anything having to do with Clop. Very few of my favorited stories are even rated Mature. So give yourself a pat on the back because I freaking love this story and will now be upvoting it and adding it to favorites for sure.
Twilight needs help
This was hilarious! Have a like and a favorite good sir/madam!
"It's the weirdest thing, Cadance. Rarity borrowed some book about the spectrum of grey colors, and then she never brought it back."
5851059 Oh my and I DO so need a new RariShy chapter...
For the love of all things holy unholy and every thing inbetween just keep doing what you're doing. I couldn't stop laughing.
Clearly Cadance doesn't appreciate the true hawtness that is correct adherence to laboratory safety protocols.
Shades of Naked Singularity, but still nicely done - be having of an upvote.
Is this porn?
Wait, is this tentacle porn?
NOW SHES GOT HER QUILL OUT?
Oh no, I had enough of that in sexist medieval times.
5852212 Was not aware of the fic prior to your comment.
The short description of this story:
Pretty much sums up my thoughts about fan fiction in general.
5853065 Woah man, thats, like, mean.
There are tons of great authors on here that are SUPER talented and I bet a lot of them gained much of their talent through writing fanfiction and honing their skills.
Speaking from personal experience, I know I ain't a top notch writer, but in my three years here, I can definitely see the improvements I've made in a bunch of areas, from grammar, to style, to voice and description/action sequences, to even plot and overall imaginative ideas. I'm sure plenty of others fanfic authors can say the same, and I know that I would have never gotten as good as I am at writing were it not for my love of reading and writing fanfiction.
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It was more a comment on how the genre was not Twily's forte. I can see how my tag line is easily misinterpreted.
5853720 Oh I fully understood the point you were trying to communicate, I was simply responding to the other gentleman that is being rather ironic just in the fact that he has an account on a fanfiction site, only to post a comment saying that he believes people shouldn't write fanfiction.
Anyways, I rather enjoyed the story. Top lel worthy indeed.
friend of mine named bri-sta got me to read this out loud during a Skype group call. Quite a few laughs were had. I think I got the most enjoyment out of reading every use of ellipses after the third use as "dot-dot-dot".
"But Cadance dot-dot-dot" "Oh Twilight, dot-dot-dot" "Oh I see dot-dot-dot"
Good shit.
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Ironic, yes, I know, and I'll be the first to admit that, for the most part, this particular website is filled to the brim with stunning content which I'd happily spend the rest of my life reading. However, when I said "fan fiction", I was quite literally talking about the website FanFiction, which just so happens to be my homeland in terms of Interwebs fiction. There is some good stuff on there, but mostly I just want to bang my head against the wall. Case in point: My Immortal. Okay, maybe I'm using an extreme example that was also a one-off fail, but you can see why I'm skeptical, because I click on any category on that website and 9 times out of 10, there's nothing even remotely interesting, unless you count stupidity as fascinating.
Also, note the use of the terms "pretty much" and "general". The statement I made was indeed very, very generalised, and while I don't consider myself above other authors by any means, I do think many authors writing fanfics need a lot of practice. (Strangely enough, this list includes myself, I suck
) Oh, and just so you know, MLP fanfiction is a completely different class of fan fiction for me, which I like to call (wait for it...) FiMFiction. For some reason, FiMFiction as a whole has a much higher standard of writing than normal fanfiction. Then again, maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places. Occasionally I do find some awesome stuff which I'd love to read again and again, but mostly I just come to this website instead.
I apologise to anyone on this website who was offended by my comment. It wasn't directed towards you, unless you're that one guy who wrote the two giant walls of text to do with the Mane 6 and Celestia facing off against Nightmare Moon or something, in which case get out. Then again, all that considered, you're taking some random guy seriously, on a website about cartoon ponies, on the Internet. (Emphasis on the Internet.) If you're taking me completeky seriously, you might need to take a break from Interwebbing,
Also, to those of you who have just gotten back from my profile page to send me hate mail, you may have noticed the first word of my bio is "cynical". Research is friendship. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Birth canal
I got a lot of strange looks at work today when I randomly burst out laughing. Thanks for that by the way
P.S. lol jk this was a hilarious story
5886087 Sorry not sorry.
Ah, hahaha... This was a fun read. Twilight's emotional roller coaster over her story's development was adorable.
If I were to nitpick, though, it is a bit weird reading a simile about toes in a story where nobody has them. It's like... The simile reminds me that a human writer wrote it, I guess? The story's great either way, though.
7507607 Good catch! I'm going to fix that right now, thank you!
Well, that was fun. :D
Considering that the "Twilight attempts to write steamy stuff" subgenre is fairly crowded, I was pleasantly surprised by this. It's not quite as madcap as I'd expected, and I was a little disappointed not to see a bit more attention paid to how the Princess of Love would surely be well versed in erotica. But it is entertaining, and it does have a brilliant last line. Like-worthy, then.
This was funny. Have a moustache!