A quick one-shot at an idea i came up from being just as sleep deprived as Cherilee is here. I spent too much time thinking on the whole zombie ponies idea and then i started to do this. I actually debated calling this "Is that a zombie pony?" But decided against it, as that would have implied it was a crossover with "Is that a Zombie?"
This is my first attempt at comedy, or random, or anything not related to grim/dark type stuff, so any feedback on this would be great.
This sounds good. I can't wait to read it
Just don't forget one of the most important rules when dealing with zombies:
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596352 The trick with double tap is to use something that doesn't have a limited amount of ammo for the second hit.
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This solves that problem.
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596367 No thank you. I'll just shoot it once in the head with my Mosin or my SKS then I'll finish it with my kukri.
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This is my girl The SPAS-12 Shotgun
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596401 Hawt. If that an actual pic of urs?
I have two russian SKS and a Mosin Nagant.
My friend who I plan to team with when the zombies come has three Carbine Mosins, a Mosin 91/30, and a Scoped Mosin.
My other friend has a Saiga 12 guage and just bought an RPK. He is not fit for the zombie apocalypse so I called his guns when he dies.
Each of us has quite a few more but I am too lazy to talk about all the handguns lol.
Also we all have bladed weapons.
Well that was... odd. I don't know. I'm really not that much of a judge for random fics, but it did make me laugh. I guess you succeeded then.
I really was hoping for a zombie.
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My other Anti-Zombie weapons.
Kukri Machete:
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M1 Garand with scope:
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Katana:
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and the sidearm. Parabellun Luger 9mm:
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596482 Ahh yes... but do you actually own all of those? And my kukri is the legit one from nepal, not one of the newage ones.
Also I would suggest getting guns that use 7.62 ammo. Like get something with 7.62x39 because a ton of guns use that ammo.
596591 Yes to the katana, the kukri, the shotgun, and the pistol. The M1 is one of the guns we used to win WW2
I am pretty kickass with a piano falling out of a convent.596352
Will read later...
596367 Welp, it worked in House of the Dead! (Sega) So, why not? *shoots zombie, but nothing happens* Crap, I forgot: You can't kill it if it's already dead. Well, I'm gone!*hides in warehouse full of muffins*
Should've known zombie ponies don't exist.
Okay, 'Handheld computer production?' I just had to comment on that. Hilarious!
Ah, hangovers. Can't live with 'em... and that's it. Funny story, a few grammatical mistakes (like write instead of right), but can't complain. Keep up the writing!
596431 i have a base ball bat and nerf sords that are falling appart and tons of caned food (plan is steal my moms keys and take my base ball bat and drive to mijer wallmart(mostlikely walmart) or menards)or go to the millatary camp nearbye
Finally read it, for some reason reading it in my head it sounded like a passage from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...
But the only way for that to happen is to be buried under six month old vornagaunt dung pulled out by nail clippers, stacked and reprocessed, copied, retyped, corrected, hidden and lost, and returned to a publishers desk on raxus nine.
Cheerilee a zombie... Lol as for the stakes for a second I was actually kinda scared if they hadda been real
Fun/Minorly creepy fact. After reading through this again, i saw an add for that Zombify yourself thing at the bottom of the story; and proceeded to laugh my head off.
Hmmm. So this is the story you told me about in my blog. The one where you came up with it in a dream.
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Well done, my faithful reader. This story entertained me and amused me so you get a like and favorite. (but no tracks. Sorry but I don't track.)
Just because you're the author of a fic the person is reading, doesn't mean you have to talk like that.
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THIS FIC WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! In such a short period of time, you generated SO many lols!! You deserve EVERYTHING good that comes to YOU!! I'm Super Soni-Chaos Kinesis Gaia, and I remember it 'cause YOU HAVE A GIFT. PEACE!
What's with the steak again?
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You mean this:
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Yep. I would use it and shout FOR SIR WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!!!
Muffins!!
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Weegee says four out of five moustache
I dont get it