Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse

by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses by Skijarama: Chapter 6

Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse
by MixMassBasher

Little Glimpses: Chapter 6: Nobles OR (Royal Pain)

Dear Princess Rainbow,

You're a princess now!?! That's great! Well, after... what happened... We're still best friends, right?

Your fillyfriend,
Fluttershy

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[Research Notes on Dragons 1]

So, I figured that if there were not that many books on dragons, it would be best that I do my own research! Hopefully this doesn't blow up in my face like my previous experiments. As a precaution, I'm getting myself a bunch of parasprites, as I've read dragons are weak to fairy types.

Back to the point, though, research has been inconclusive so far.

To start off, dragons turn out to be very durable. Well… at least judging from the fact that Spike punched a hole through the school ceiling when he was first hatched. My parents are still paying for the roof bill along with my tuition fees. I find this odd, however, as to my knowledge, dragon attacks are ineffective against steel. Guess I was mistaken.

Further observation also show that Spike has no wings, despite most adult dragons having them. I believe this may be because he isn't a flying type. Or perhaps it's because he hasn't grown into his X or Y mega forms I've read about in various texts.

Besides that, progress in getting Spike to better pronounce words is going smoothly. He is now able to pronounce "Rainbow," "You," "Fuck" and "Dash" properly.

If I could only get him to say it in the correct order.

Maybe if I find some dragonite, he'll grow up faster.

-Twilight Sparkle

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Dear Diary,

Bored. Bored. BORED!!!

Where's this foalsitter; the lust princess, at least that's what I hear the nobles say. No clue what lust means, though.

I've been stuck in my room for hours and I'm beginning to hallucinate things. The lamp keeps turning into an IV, metal monsters keep appearing behind me on my bed only to disappear when I shine light on them and seeing animatronics appearing around the corridor outside.

Thankfully, she finally shows up, and best of all, she lets me go outside to stretch my wings instead of being cooped up in a castle like some Princess Protection Program. It's like she knows the needs of a pegasi.

The moment was nearly ruined when Blueblood showed up but Cadance cowed him to obedience. Either Cadance is very dominating, or Blueblood must be a really big coward to be intimidated by her. Because nothing says threatening like a pretty pink pony princess. Maybe if she wore an archer outfit, she might be twenty percent cooler.

Regardless, Cadance is a cool chick. In fact, she's gonna show me her toys and something called clopping later! Chow!

Signed,
Princess Rainbow "Danger" Dash

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One intimate sex ed lesson later...

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Dear "Mom",

Why do you keep these nimrod nobles in your court anyway? Is it because the bigger the dicks they are, the better sex you'll have with them in bed? Newsflash, "mom,” that's not how it works.

Your Daughter,
Princess Rainbow "Danger" Dash

Author's Note:

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This is the first story I'm reading and parodying at the same time. Hopefully, this turns out okay.

I may not do the sequels for this however. It'll just be a near rewrite of almost every disgruntled chapter on each episode that milesprower06 has already done.

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Please Keep in mind that this Fimfiction is not an attack on the Author or His Work. I actually like his story and this letter is done just for the laughs.

Appreciate every like, comment and follow and please tell more people about this story as I always appreciate feedback like what made you laugh and what I can do to improve on as a growing writer.

Try to spot all the references where it be from the show itself or from other media.

Comments

[Lord King Cocoon]

He is now able to pronounce "Rainbow," "You," "Fuck" and "Dash" properly.

If I could only get him to say it in the correct order.

I don't know. I think "Rainbow 'You Fuck' Dash" works in it's own way. And thanks to her foalsitter, it's probably a fitting nickname.

[Solar Rocker]

I've been stuck in my room for hours and I'm beginning to hallucinate things. The lamp keeps turning into an IV, metal monsters keep appearing behind me on my bed only to disappear when I shine light on them and seeing animatronics appearing around the corridor outside.

Safe to assume that’s a FNAF 4 reference.

Additional letter by me:

Dear Princess Rainbow Dash,

I read your diary - If you see a stranger, whether it be mare or stallion, in a rabbit outfit and they asks you to follow them, DO NOT TRUST THEM!

Your insanity-driven theoriser,
MatPat