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TheAnonymousT


This is my short biography. It is a biography. And it is short. Maybe you should just read my stories instead...

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Yes, I'm the fat pony from the end of that Season 5 episode. It's not like I WANTED to appear on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It just sort of happened, and the show made me seem like an idiot. This letter is just to clear a few things up, really.

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Written in the point of view of "the fat pony". The term crack fic has never better applied to anything (blatant exaggeration but whatever): this is pretty much not at all to be taken seriously. Although, maybe I am actually the fat pony, posing as a human, in order to reduce suspicion of the My Little Pony not being a universe created by Lauren Faust. You will probably form the opinion that I am in fact human and this description, and by extension story, is completely ridiculous: but you will never be 100% certain that this is not the case.

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Tumble Hooves is very mildly trending on Derpybooru, although I've also seen Awesome Right as a suggestion.

She's FLUFFLE STUFFED

I've heard Big Mac likes them big ya know that don't cha!

note: damn that was fast just a few hours. . .

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sure glad she's not a pegasus

Also, a great deal of what you think you know about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is ultimately a lie, Big Brother is watching you, and in the Interdimensional Orthography Guide, the Oxford Comma is canon.

This is why this site exists:pinkiecrazy:

If we had character tags for every background pony we've named...

Then I would be enormously happy.

Also, you said Episode 4 where you meant Episode 14.

Her cutie mark is her own face combined with Twilight's, so I'm gonna call her Dawn Narcissus. Also, ponies would never eat hamburgers, they eat hayburgers.

Anyway, this amused me.

I feel for you sister.

Still waiting for the goth pony to be a thing

YEAH! It's about time us Large People got a little respect in Equestria! So far everyone is "gorgeous." What is this...Beverly Hills 90210?:rainbowderp:

And finally...a "waifu" I might actually have a chance with in the "real world!":raritystarry:

I hope people realize though, that she was denied the dress because it was discontinued.

Comment posted by Regidar deleted Sep 13th, 2015

The current name she has on Derpibooru is Whoa Nelly, which fits pretty well. Also I wonder what Regi's comment was.

Honestly, as far as I know she's a... well... take it away, Doug.

I've just been calling her Wal-Mart so far. I mean, the episode is about Rarity realizing the dangers of mass-producing for a mindless crowd, then we have this one show up.

6418326 You sure? I can't fathom how a pony could get that heavy living off of just plants.

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They have more than plants there along with a differing set of physics, metaphysics, and paraphysics not to mention we don't know the calorie content of certain things on thier world for all we know it could be less or more and thier metabolisms may match it but one single habit and they could be like that, not to mention we do not know much about their physiology for all we know she could be considered chubby by their standards and obese could be twice that size

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