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Maxes Altho
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this is amazing!
i absolutely love this X3
THAT was glorious!
That was fantastic, I really needed a laugh today. I shed tears of joy over the mental image of Chrys riding Tirek into town. Bravo, my friend, bravo.
Dammit, I was at work when this got approved, so I missed the customary author gets first comment. Oh well.
As always, if you have a group this can go in, go right ahead and add it.
Also, if enough people ask, I might retell why the hell I made this.
Edit: Since, looking back, this is hilarious, I am adding the Comedy Tag.
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6458761 literally 2. I literally only put 2 sex jokes in this and you bring in the bad third!
Meh, whatevs. Not like I give a fuck anyways.
The following day, Chrysalis literally does ride into town on the back of Tirek, and Twilight mindlessly blasts them into oblivion while sipping a juicebox and not caring at all for what's going on.
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beats spinning!
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Honestly, my favorite part is Twilight's letter overall particularly what she tells Celestia she can do and her signature part.
WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THE SIMILAR STORIES CLOPFICS!
IT'S GLORIOUS.
Strangely...I liked it. It was blunt in the right way and i managed to keep a smile and give a fuck. Good Work.
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You have a mature story with fuck in the title. I hope this helps
Edit: Actually I don't give a fuck.
When I read the title I just burst out laughing.
I give a fuck and don't.
IT'S GLORIOUS! just like my big, hard, juicy...Sausage! what did you think I was gonna say, pervert!
6459216
......Dude.
I don't give a fuck.
6459234 Oh come on! I love sausages!
6459241
Are you done, cause I still don't give a fuck.
(I losing my laughter, and I might pass out.)
6459252 Not quite! I still gotta finish!
6459264
Twilight: I. don't. Give. A. Clustered. cluster. Fucking. Fuck
6459266 Whelp, I'm done...for tonight!
More like Twilight Snarkle, right?
oh, another story in which one of the mane 6 snaps. eh...fuck it. I dun give a fuck about it.
/S
6459492 I don't give a fuck if there are others. I got pissed today, and translated that energy into 1200 words of utter bullshit.
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6459692 Unfortunately, we can go at this all fucknig night, but I'm not in the fucking mood for it
6459694 We COULD go at this fucking bullshit all night, but like you, i'm out of fucks to give about this fucking shit.
this was my last fuck to give.
This was awesome. What more can I say? I wish there was a sequel displaying Celestia's response and the consequences of Twilight's not giving a fuck anymore.
I counted 21 F
cks in this story, 22 if you count the author's note as well 
6460073 leave it to you to give enough of a fuck to count the amount of fucks not goven
I gave a fuck enough to read this story.
It was not a wasted fuck.
Your Absurdly Hotness,
Twilight Sparkle
Really Twilight? Could you be ANY more high on yourself?
Seriously though, I actually really like it when Twilight gets like this. She really is all that and a bag of chips.
Oh my sides lol
6460483 Leave it to you to give enough f
cks to reply to my comment. And by the way....*Given. 
The real-life case seems stupid at first look, but the coffee was so hot it melted her pants into the skin of her crotch and she had to go to the emergency room to get skin grafts. On her crotch.
The case was originally just to cover her medical fees, but when McDonalds refused to pay that she went full-on "sue the shit out of you". And she got a lot of support from other people who had been forced to the hospital from accidents with over-heated drinks.
...What the fuck did I ju- You know what? No. I simply don't give a fuck.
Hahaha. Hahahahahahaha. AaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my I do believe that's the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time. Here, have this Pointless image -
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And then Celestia picked up, and teleported Twilight to her and gave her a stern talking to, that resulted in Twilight suddenly remembering WHY you SHOULD at the very least, give a fuck, when it comes to certain people/ponies.
It was a very brief discussion on the sun.
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6462375 Coffee is supposed to be hot.
She's the dumbfuck who can't learn to use a cup holder.
6462721 I haven't had much experience with coffee (just tastes like watered down idunno), but I know when it is freshly poured, it reaches tongue burning temperatures.
6462792 Exactly. It is very hot, yet she chose to keep it in her lap. That's not McDonald's fault, it's hers for being fucking stupid.
Funny story concept, by the way. Added to read later.
6462721 Coffee isn't supposed to send you to the hospital because a a brief exposure made your flesh boil. I've spilled hot coffee on myself. It isn't supposed to do that. They super-heated the coffee as a cost- and time-cutting measure. Even McDonald eventually admitted that it was a safety hazard. Should she have held the coffee between her legs? No. Should she need skin grafts on her crotch because of it? Also no.
6462845 "Piping hot" CAN give you third degree burns. She was outside of their property, and chose to have it in her lap. Maybe McDonalds does do shady shit with their coffee, maybe they don't, but her injuries are from her own idiotic choices.
6462815 Did a McDonalds employee intentionally harm her with the coffee? No. Therefore, she doesn't have a case. There's a thing called Darwin's Law, regarding the less intelligent members of a species. She proved that law once again.