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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Yes! A sequel!

"Yes! I get to bang best butt!”

Midnight, and the whole house is awake due to my laughter. Thanks, asshole.

I wanted to write a happy ending to Alicorn Body Issue. That sweet Celestia of that universe needed closure. Hope I didn't disappoint.

Yeah, it was a cheesy kinda fix fic. But whatever, I written it, because I wanted to write it.

It's not a fix fic if you wrote the original. Then it's just a sequel.

Every time I read a story where it's 'Anon,' i read it as my name...

And now I want a story written by you with me as a character! :rainbowlaugh:

Still waiting for that serious human x celestia story bendy! You got the skill man, why not try it? But I'm off topic, nice story. Pretty funny as usual.

Happy end! :yay:

6699994

I'm sorry. Did anyone question what you laughed at?


6700019

Was it a good sequel?


6700025

That would be rather odd for me to write, even for me.


6700028

Maybe someday. Did you like this story?


6700037

Indeed that one is.


6700354

It was a happy ending. Did you find funny as well as heart warming?

At least you didn't leave her with a lady-boner. I still find it funny that whenever anyone thinks of a higher god-tier power than the alicorns, its Faust.

6700473

Yeah, I needed to take a break from writing futa stories. They were getting really weird. XD

"Yes! I get to bang best butt!” you shouted with your fist raised in joy over this awesome news.

I read that as

":yay:! I get to bang best butt!” you shouted with your fist raised in joy over this most glorious and awesome news.

:rainbowkiss:

Another silly and well done story man, well done!

I agree wit this chap >> 6700028
I'm hoping to see a serious story from ya :D I bet you could totally throw one out that would be tits!

6700369
Indeed it heart warming. I wish there be more stories like that.
I like cute conversation between Anon and Celestia at the begining. And like scene when Celestia recived a letter with spell. being a 50000 years old virgin is a cruel fate.
I hope Tia will introduce Anon to her parents, since her mother care of her dauther love life.:trollestia:
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6700715

I agree wit this chap >>6700028

Who wouldn't?

6700715

Best butt only would be worshiped by a human. Not a common stallon. Us humans got hands after all.

I might someday do that.


6700720

Tia might be a bit angry with her mother for not telling her of that spell sooner. XD

6700855 Hands are magical, I mean, jeez, *waggles fingers* they can get into so many hard to reach places
:rainbowkiss:
Yay! :yay: heheh, I would hope you do.

6700720 Crazy people, that's who :moustache:

6700855
Maybe Tia's mother did it on purpouse. She waited while Celestia find a human mate. :P
Probably the same thing with Luna, she wouldn't recive a letter, while she find her own human or borrow Tia's boyfriend.:trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

Good to see happy closure for the sweet and lovely Celestia of this particular universe. Though her mother totally trolled her.

Also, I don't know why, but I really like the "feeding a mare a carrot as foreplay" thing. I may have to use that sometime.

6701003

Good to see happy closure for the sweet and lovely Celestia of this particular universe. Though her mother totally trolled her.

Oh Celestia, may be very angry with her mother.

Also, I don't know why, but I really like the "feeding a mare a carrot as foreplay" thing. I may have to use that sometime.

The Carrot thing came from my story: The Carrot. You can use that element in your writing if you want. I don't want to and nor hold copyright of feeding ponies carrots.

Maybe Tia's mother did it on purpouse. She waited while Celestia find a human mate. :P

'Faust: Humans have hands my daughter. Don't miss out them by dating some boring old stallion.' XD

Probably the same thing with Luna, she wouldn't recive a letter, while she find her own human or borrow Tia's boyfriend.

I bet Luna's going to be very jealous. Poor Luna, she'll find some way have somepony or somehuman to make love to her.

Forgive me I don't expand more on this universe more. I mostly write these for fun. Not work.

Not even slightly disappointed, wonderful end!

It is because you write these for fun that they are so much FUN to read.

6700369 Yeah. Did I tell them? Nope.

Even those with a vagina and an asshole as hot as the sun’s core could find away to make love.

This is fine poetry right here.

JENGA!!!

I might be a man of science and human ingenuity, but I nailed the magic like a pro! Not sure if I predicted this one or inspired it but still it makes perfect sense.

6701139

Yeah, they are fun to write.

I wish more people would write some more human worshipping Celestia's butt stories.


6701383

Yeah, that would be a rather awkward conversation.


6702420

I sometimes have a way with words it seems.

fat sexy horse i thinck he pissed her off

fifty thousand years FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY ;D DO IT JUST DO IT I BELEAVE IN YOU ANON THIS IS WHAT THE DICK HE SAID I NEED PUSSY:flutterrage:

harder ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Not the highest quality of story, but the concept is so ridiculous that I have to favorite it. Pretty hilarious.

OMG Im so happy for them.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck did i just read:rainbowlaugh:

But...what if I want to imagine myself having sex with Celestia? I'm a woman. No penis here. I guess I can pretend she gave me a magic penis. :rainbowlaugh:

6804269

There's femanon for that. I'm not sure really sure what is the female name for Anon.

Did you like this story anyway?

6925619 Yeah, it was well-written! A femanon (or Anon A Miss, whatever) version would be cool.

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