The story in which you are an evil bastard of a human that refuses to pet adorable ponies.
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Bendy
I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
Bendy
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can it be? a silly story that didnt evolve into shameless horse sexy times?!
...meh. I've seen weirder.
Got a little snicker out of me, not half-bad.
i don't even know if i like this
Butt strikes again
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Against the power of Celestia's butt there can be no victory.
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Sadly no, but I did manage to keep it teen rated this time.
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I'm sure you have.
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Wat indeed.
No your not
6697855 I agree with this sentiment. You made Fluttershy cry. You are the definition of evil.
That being said, have an upvote anyway.
6697666 It did...Celly used her Sunbutt didn't she?
Oh Anon. You backslider. You cowardly horse-petter. Weep, weep while you penetrate the royal botty, for you have let me down, you have let humanity down, but most of all, you have let yourself down.
My gawd. Just like a cowardly non-believer to shatter at the sight of a nice ass.
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yes but that was just suggestion, unlike other stories that went full blown orgy, if it went farther would have to be mature, didnt make this any less funny thou
You can't resist the booty anon. No one can resist the booty
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No. Wrong reaction.
And plus, to be immune to pony cuteness, is to be immune to Celestia's butt.
Like nonetheless, curse my compassionate heart, even though it feels no compassion for pastel horses.
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I can.
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That made me sad a little writing that.
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No! Loving Princess Celestia is not heresy!
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None can. Unless they are a heretic.
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Indeed. I agree!
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The map of Equestria seems fairly proves my point in the somewhat right direction.
Plus only hectics can resist her butt.
For someone who has just made the first encounter with a pony, he sure is calm as f--k, man XD
The only thing this is missing is that at the end it's a story written and being read for a HIE who is al like "WTF!?"
6698659 Well, then heretics are stronger than regular people, and I'm one of them. You should really stop giving me comeback fuel.
This reminds me of that story where Anon won't let the princess have cake.
I have seen evil before... but this... slapping Flutters...
such sadness.
Anon is an asshole!
But thankfully, Celly's butt came to the rescue! :D haha!
None can resist the booty~
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He's used to this sort of thing. XD
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Indeed. He was evil incarnate.
And yes, all fall before Celly's butt.
6700381 Even butts fall before her.
*puts on sunglasses*
Its just that hawt
*ba dum tiss*
Clearly this "man" is not human. I will find the dimension this imposter is from. I will turn it into fire. I will make smores on the fire. I will sing songs around the fire. All will be well.
But I don't wanna be Donald Trump.
What is this HERESY that I see before me? Petting xenos?! Falling for their FOUL charm?! This man must be killed to PURGE the HERESY he has committed!i.imgur.com/9xwGP85.jpg
Swéet Jesus! what the heck?
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6697930 except little anon suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16090095/images/1314507428543.jpg
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WTF just happened!? This was so random! XD But not bad though....
This story is so hilarious that I couldn't help but to laugh at it, especially at the Celestia part
, BTW, fave and upvote 
How do you un read something!!!!!!
As you should be.
6699490 Pretty sure Bendy wrote that one as well....
Ah yes, more mind control being cheered on by ponies. First Cadance and her making ponies love each other against their will, and now Celestiass starts strutting her hypnotizing plot around. I have to say, after reading one particular story I kinda wondered if alicorns had this obedience aura or something.
I actually do happen to own a tux and fancy black shoes, so I'm buying it so far.
Yup, still buying it being me.
....Nope, not buying it anymore. Even on my worst days I'm not THAT big an asshole.
Fina word?
.......None save for the ones stated to say that I have no words for final word.
I'm so confused
7855728 Good.
rofl always use buttmagic on the asshole humans make sure celly is the one doing it or it will be to weak maybe use the whole town on him and wiggle the butt yaeh that should work and they will do what ever you want it never fails
BAD BENDY
Haha that was fun!
this is hilarious I love reading about crying ponies
Ew.
I've just finished a reading of this story, using artificial intelligence generated voices for the pony lines.
It's here if anyone is interested!
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Awesome. I put a link to your reading on the story's description.
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Thanks so much!