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RF and AG
Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.
RF and AG
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No words can describe the whirlwind of emotions this has brought me.
Wow this was pretty awesome. I loved it. Good job
TR-8R resembles more loyalty then rainbow dash.
He died for our spins.
He died for our spins
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This needs to be fucking framed as a masterpiece
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The greatest memorial, for the best hero.
The irony is that this crack fic is better than some serious fics.
This needs a sequel. Somehow.
... a spinquel?
Seems that one storm trooper can't escape the eternal life of... being stabbed in the chest.
If there was an Elements of Harmony for Humanity, TR-8R would be our Element of Loyalty.
This is amazing. I'm moved to tears. REAL tears. I can't express how happy I am with you, how much I have a goddamn boner for you just from this little snipit of 2000 words. You glorious bastard. I will forever remeber how you portrayed the great man that is TR-8R.
Awesome work. I love the idea of TR-8R taking on Nightmare Moon and actually managing to get some good blows in. And not only that, but for a silly joke fic, this had some really good emotions in it. TR-8R is indeed the human embodiment of loyalty.
Oh yeah, and that joke at the end was great!
I'd like to imagine that Nines would show up anytime a "Traitorous Act" happens, no matter how small, insignificant, or miscommunicated it is. And the answer is always to beat it with his baton.
Sonic Rainboom
Rarity Showing up Dash
Nines: TRAITOR!
Shocks her wings off, and Dash has to save her making the Rainboom
Party of One
Pinkie: Oh no, my friends don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore
Nines: TRAITORS!
Busts Down Barn Door Revealing Party
The Return of Harmony
Mane 6 all Grey and Discorded
Nines: TRAITORS!
Beats them all till their color and personality returns
The Last Round-Up
Pinkie: APPLEJACK! YOU PINKIE PROMISED!
Applejack Runs away
Nines: TRAITOR!
Knocks her down and the others get the truth out of her
Putting Your Hoof Down
tch
Fluttershy becoming FlutterB
Nines: TRAITOR! (Whack)
A Canterlot Wedding
Nines: TRAITOR! (Starts Beating on Cadance)
Twilight: No Nines! That's the real Cadance!
One Bad Apple
Babs turns on them
Nines: TRAITOR!
Knocks out Babs, and DT and SP for good measure
Rarity Takes Manehattan
Coco comes in and gives Rarity Award
Nines: TRAITOR! (knocks out)
Rarity: What the heck?! She helped me!
Nines: She still Betrayed her Superior!
Rainbow Falls
Soarin: Ya, they haven't come back for me...
Nines kicks in the door and throws knocked out Spitfire and Fleetfoot in front of Soarin's bed.
Nines: TRAITORS!
For Whom The Sweetie Belle Toils
Messes up Rarity's dress, Falls asleep. Luna tries talking to her but then...
Nines: TRAITOR! (Knocks Awake)
Luna: What? But this is the dream realm, how did you...?
Trade Ya
Rainbow sells Fluttershy to Othros Mare
Nines: TRAITOR! (Knocks out) Then goes shopping.
Twilight's Kingdom
De-powered Discord: I'm so sorry...(Gives Medallion)
Nines: TRAITOR!!!
Twilight: But he apologized!
Nines: Still needs this!
Beats the snot out of Discord while Tirek watches in fascination, giving the Mane 6 Time to get new powers.
The Cutie Map
Twilight: Fluttershy, how could you...?
Nines: TRAITOR!
Fluttershy: No wait I-EEEP!
Starts beating Fluttershy
Twilight: NO YOU IDIOT! You're ruining our plan!
Starlight: Plan? Oh well in that case...
Nines: Wait, you're all a bunch of ponies that willingly gave up your Cutie Marks for the same one?
Towns Ponies: Ummm...
NINES: TRAITORS! TRAITORS TO YOUR MARKS!
Kicks the crap out of entire town.
Rarity Investigates
Nines continuously keeps chasing after Rainbow Dash, until the truth is revealed
Nines: Wait, it was that old Wind Rider jerk the whole time?
Rarity: Yes, that's what we've been trying to tell you!
Nines: Oh, well sorry for trying to beat you down Dash
Rainbow: Eh, no worries
Nines: Now if you'll excuse me (turns to Wind Rider) TRAITOR!!! (Beatings Commence)
The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
Nines is constantly in the corner of Pinkie's eye, watching menacingly with his baton out, waiting to see if she cracks or not
The Cutie Re-Mark
Nines: So all this Time BS was caused because your colt friend got his mark and moved away and made you sad?
Starlight: Yes...now I see I may have overreacted
Nines: (Shrugs) Still, someone's got to pay for this (Raises Baton and strikes colt Sunburst in the face)
TRAITOR!
6874259 This needs a reward. It's so perfect.
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You basically summed up the original plan I had to make it a running thing! Oh god this comment is perfect! Best one was The Cutie Map ... or The One Where Pinkie Knows ... so tough to choose!
Well... the random tag is there for a reason I guess.
Fun, yet still a nice little story
It was only a matter if time...damn it you traitor I wanted to make the fic.
6874259 The One Where Pinkie Knows... oh my. Already the funniest episode for me, that'd just make it even better. Nines just sitting on a chair in a corner, rubbing his hands together and muttering 'Traitor?' under his breath while glaring at Pinkie.
This was beautiful, thank you.
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6874841 please go back to your original plan?
This is a masterpiece. Thank you. Let's all praise our Lord TR-8R:
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Of all the crossovers, of all the fanfics I thought I'd never read, this came out; I love it.
6874259 Holy shit, someone make this a full blown fanfic
I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks for writing this amazing crackfic!
Congratulations! You have successfully summarized how the only thing people remember the new Star Wars movie for is a shitty forced meme (one which they will forget about in 2-3 weeks), and how referencing any recent dumb pop culture garbage can give you a free pass to the front page.
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You spin me right round baby right round
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I know right! I mean, its not like I found the scene funny or anything, then decided to say "hey, I feel like writing this hilarious idea down." Then proceeded to be like "okay, cool, people enjoyed this humourous little thing.
So without Nightmare Moon, does that make 'Past Sins' into 'Past Spins'?
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Your idea is so original, I only had to look at the cover art and read the description to get everything it had to offer.
Coming up next: RF and AG writes a story about Donald Trump becoming the new princess of Equestria, at least until a bunch of trollfaces rain from the sky and he has to go live in a cave and be forever alone. True story. (edited by 9GAG)
Grow up.
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I might just do a story off those now.
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I write one story about something I found funny, and apparently a lot of people did as well, and I get crucified for it? Damn. Tough to please everyone I guess. Guess its back to writing my regular serious stories.
And Celestia gets to live with the complete guilt that his death was 100% her fault. ouo
It was only a matter of time...
6875057 Jesus man, you're the one who needs to grow up. It's a silly story about Star Wars. Just shut up and let people enjoy shit.
Best Star Wars one-shot I've ever read.
6874869 Now I feel guilty! Your screen name was perfect for this!
Do it though! Make a true fic, one that TR-8R would be proud of!
6875031 Like a record baby, right round, right round.
6875055 Yes, just yes.
6875085 While a crackfic this is, that doesn't mean there isn't some serious implications ... such as that.
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Ah cra evere taom.
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I found it funny and amusing. This is fanfiction after all, and not everything has to be serious! Don't let some hater discourage you from writing what you like, it's suppose to be fun for you too :3
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Please oh please write this
Nearly died laughing!
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Well for one, people will remember far more about that movie than you obviously let us on to believe. In a matter of fact, this meme only came to my attention yesterday when I was surfing the interwebs.
Honestly, you seem to display both anger and jealousy towards the fact that this short and comedic story got to the front page. I don't know what to say other than that you need to take some time to cool down.
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Looks like someone consumed a large amount of sodium before typing away angrily about stories on a fanfic site
Well I haven't see another story about this stormtrooper on this site, so I would argue that it's original. Unless you mean to complain about the usage of other characters outside of the show and included in a short, one chapter, story?
Considering the timestamps from your previous comment and this one (At least for when I chose to make this reply) it only took you twenty-two minutes to make a childish and downright stupid reply...is this a new record for you?
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Oh do go on, your comments are almost more comedic than the story
Well...almost anyways. I honestly couldn't be any more clear on how ironic those words are coming from someone such as yourself, considering the childish comments anyway. I tip my hat to you, good sir!
6875057 If there is anyone who needs to grow up and get a sense of humor, it's you. If you don't like stories based off of memes, DON'T READ IT! You look like an ass, attacking someone else's work just because you don't think it's funny and made it to the front page. The fuck's your problem?
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So many funny pictures. They must mean you're a smart person. I am utterly humiliated and destroyed, while you have won the argument.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/308358/traitor
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it? If I don't know it existed before, then it's original. And nevermind that half the internet is already saturated with this turd of a meme.
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"If you don't like it, then go away" is the weakest argument you could bring up to defend something.
6875073 Dark Avenger's take on things like this is worth about as much as the annoying pebble one can get lodged on the sole of their shoe after a nice jog.
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I honestly don't know why this bothers you so much, though I probably won't ever understand.
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Meh, there's a reason this story is in the "I Write for Fun" group. :P
6875199 Simple logic is a weak defense? I really hope you're just trolling.
6875017 Right. Because, God forbid, people write what they want to. I mean, the fucking nerve.
6875123 I will make da best one boss
WHY?! WHY DID TR-8R HAVE TO DIE
?!
Okashina!
6875244 This was great! Now make a sequel where he comes back to life during the Canterlot Wedding and beats the crap out of the fake Cadance for being a traitor