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Daemon McRae


The magic comedy hoers.

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This story is a sequel to The Adventures of Schadenfreude


Schadenfreude, long known for his mischievous and generally dickish ways, has long been a thorn in the side of many a castle attendant.

Yet he has nowhere near as much experience in the field as a certain Spirit of Chaos.

And they are known to cross paths from time to time. Which, like any good friendship, had to start somewhere.

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You know I can really see that happening.

Meh. Kinda tame.

And THAT . . . is why Schadenfreude is forbidden to give Silly Putty to Discord.

I can see Schaden spendin' the night every April Fools with Discord.

Funny, used a barely similar idea for a prank in a DnD game myself. Ain't magic neat?

Moist.

Truly a match made in pony hell.

 My cousin Shenanigans lived in Las Pegasus.

I actually wanted to make an OC called Shenanigans once.

I wonder whose idea it was to out the two of them in the same cell together?

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Or pony heaven. Or actual heaven. Opinions differ. I, for one, quite enjoy these kinds of things.

Oh moist hellfire on a pancake

That would so upset my poor aunt.

I swear I saw a longer story with that sense of humor, but I can't recall it. It wasn't in this series; hopefully I can recall it. Or you can give me suggestions.

It may have been Magical Mystery Oops or But I Am Evil.

You know, the more I hear the word "moist", the more it doesn't bother me. Like, moss or grass is moist when it's been rained on or there is high humidity, towelettes for cleaning your face can be called Moist Towelettes, and so on and so forth. Ha. Moist.

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Yeah, I know what you mean. There are sounds that can make anyone shiver or shudder, but words, not a lot of them get much reaction out of me unless they're funny.

i don't get the moist thing can someone explain it to me?

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It's just a weird quirk, the way it sounds out loud seems to bother people.....its rather weird really.

This is why the rule about silly putty was put in place I take it (guessing playdough came the year after.)

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Some people have an instinctual negative reaction to certain words, especially when presented without context. 'Moist' tends to be the most common of these.

Just Google 'unpleasant words moist' and you should get at least one or two articles explaining further.

Now, at the time a few members of my family had some business or another in the castle, so I could at least get myself by the front gate by saying I was dropping of somepony’s lunch. Or, you know, just walking in. The guards really didn’t care unless somepony told them too. At least, not entirely. I mean, we had dealt with a changeling invasion and an evil princess by then. And, well, Discord.

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Now, it bears mentioning that Discord did in fact live in the castle for this intermittent period. This was before he moved to that weird parallel dimension that made it woefully inconvenient to visit. Which was most likely on purpose. Now, I’d heard of him, and had occasion to meet him maybe once, when he first resurfaced, but all in all I only really knew what he looked like because nothing else in Equestria could be mistaken for a Draconaquis.

Draconequus

To me, there was only one recourse for avoiding an entire community of ponies that were on the lookout for my usual “shenanigans”. A poor choice of words, in my opinion. My cousin Shenanigans lived in Las Pegasus. Made a great living as a street hustler. But digression aside, I had no choice but to seek out an entirely new audience.

"Stop saying shenanigans! The next idiot to say shenanigans gets my hoof upside their head!"

There was a brief pause. Then...

"Hey, Schadenfreude! What's the name of your cousin? The one that lives in Las Pegasus?"

"What, you mean..."

There was another pause. It was drawn out far longer than necessary.

"...Shenanigans?"

And that's how three guards ended up on latrine duty for a week.

(I know someone probably beat me to it, but I don't care. XD)

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I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT SCHADEN'S COUSIN SHENANIGANS.

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You're welcome? I guess? XD Happy writing!

Moist

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