"And Then Rainbow Dash Was a Colt," and Ten Other Really Awkward Stories

by Piquo Pie

Chapter 11: And Then the Royal Sisters Joined in.

"That's the spirit," replied Caramel with a mischievous smile. "I'm gonna show you a whole new world." Caramel grinned, quite pleased with himself. Big Mac also smiled, a tinge of confidence creeping into his lip as they walked side by side into the sunset.

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"And that, dear sister, is how you turn a straight colt ghay," mocked Princess Luna with a cheesy grin. "We could continue observing them of course, but I believe it is considered a private affair now a days."

Princess Celestia looked up with a cold blank stare that burned with the hint of celestial power. "I believe it is pronounced gay, dear sister, though I believe you have more pressing matters that need attending to."

"Yes yes," Replied Princess Luna, "I did say I would fix it, but first I require your conceit. And my prize."

"Why or course, dearest of sisters! I will make the arrangements, and you will begin fixing this."

"Why of course," dismissed Princess Luna, "In fact I already have the plans set in motion."

"Good," replied Princess with a sigh. "Now on to the agreement."

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"Oh thank you dearest Luna." Came the sultry ethereal voice. "I very much enjoyed the show, it gets so boring trapped here. It was very kind of you to provide your royal viewing orb for me, especially considering our previous, mhmm, shall we call it a tiff?"

"Ohh, I do love that word. And our little tiff was in no way personal I assure you. I simply had to put the pony's under my care first. They were effectively my children and you threatened them."

"Oh pish posh." Came the traceless voice. "I've never killed a pony and I never will. Dead things are dreadfully predictable and as such dreadfully boring."

"Agreed," replied Princess Luna. "But still, maybe some day we can put this all behind us. I am glad you enjoyed the show my dear."

"Ahh Lula," said the sweet voice. "I do long for the day, alas, but it seems that even for the eternal, the time is never right."

"Tis true," replied Princess Luna broodingly letting the silence fall between the two of them. "So, are we in agreement?"

"Yes yes, the next time I get out you and your sister are off limits."

Luna nodded before planting a kiss on the garden's grotesque statuary. "Until next time my love."

"As always," replied Discord with a smile creeping into his telepathic link. "Next time."

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Author's Note:

For a list of the original notes for the series find those at this blog this blog.

A far superior squeal that you should be able to view before it's accepted to the site. Pinkie's Surprise, Surprise Party, Party!

Well, it's been a long and rocky road, full of a surprising amount of intrigue, a lot of great humor, and even some good one liners. I learned a lot from you, my editors, and my self. I might still have a few stories left to follow up with but if I do I will conduct them as one shots mostly. In fact I have released the primary side story, linked above. It is a follow up and direct sequel for all intents and purposes. I waited to release this final chapter until I had the squeal because, while this was the story I wanted to write and it finished how I wanted to finish. I thought you guys deserved to end on a much better note. The squeal is almost the length of this story but is complete done and features the much requested Apple/Dash shoved into awkward situations.

Something you probably didn't notice. I alternated the uses of Dash or Rainbow whenever it was not a character saying her name.

Comments

[Sky Bound]

*reads title*
"hmm seems like a good comedy read, let's check the chapters
*sips coffee*
*incidentaly reads chapter 9's title*
*chokes on said coffee*
*raffing*
*faves, and clicks read later*

DIS GON' BE GUD

[epicn00b]

Nice.

Ending.

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You monster.

[PaulAsaran]

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