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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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A brick. A mailmare. A princess. The three meet in a tragic accident, which results in an awkward conversation between said mailmare and princess.

Specifically, Luna wants the night to last forever... and by forever, she means ten seconds.

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Comments ( 46 )

The only suitable response to this is: wut.:rainbowhuh:
Thumbs up for proper Random tag use.

uh wut...

next we need pinky accedentally dropping bricks out of her mane just to top everything

7528383 Don't worry. The next chapter's gonna cover that... :pinkiecrazy:

"TIA!" Luna hollered, slamming the door open and crushing a guard in the process, "CAN I GO CRAZY AND TRY TO OPPRESS PONYKIND AGAIN?"

Rest in peace Random Guard. And the audience's ears.

"Princess Luna was with us for all but a few years, and in her time, she had been not only the first pony on the moon, but the first pony to experience technology from the human world firsthan--hoof."

Like that?
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What did I just read??
Who has bricked who when why how with what consequences?
(I can't follow anymore... I got lost in the second part of the second chapter.)


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brick

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I was hoping we would get up to "what the heck did you do i don't even," but, you know, good second best. GG, would play again.

Hey im still waiting for thoes bricks you know (lol so funny)

pinkie broke the fourth wall in the most evil way possible.:pinkiecrazy: and celestia doesnt even BAT AN EYE!!!!!!!!!!!:rainbowlaugh::pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::trollestia::facehoof:

i'M iNvICibLe!!!! *passes out*...

10 minutes seconds later... *dies of a brick to the face*:fluttercry::fluttercry:
narrator: great job pinkie now... um, now something happens and you die a horrible death:pinkiegasp::pinkiesad2:

second time reading this fic, just as funny. i pledge allegiance to the flag muffins, of the united states of america muffindom...

um, ten days is longer than ten seconds luna. *phone rings* yes, uh-huh what?! pinkie escaped?! deploy the earth pony alpha squad. yes they should be able to handle her, i mean maud is the commanding officer. she can throw rock nukes!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

derpy, you are under arrest, for aggravated assault. not that i can do anything about it. because i am dead, because of pinkamena. curse you pinkamena!!!!!
*far away, as i cursed pinkamena*
:pinkiecrazy: i cant move, its like im paralyzed. someone must have cursed me!!!
:rainbowdetermined2: ha, we have you now pinkie!
:pinkiecrazy: rd? i didnt know you were in the military!!
:rainbowdetermined2: i joined the wonderbolts, they're military.
:pinkiecrazy: oh, well i didnt see that coming. surprising, since i read the script on a daily basis.

7688564 you ripped up the script!!! (insert pinkie promise video here) i dont know how to do that yet, so this is my substitute.

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