Fluttershy has been asked to give a lecture, and for once she's actually looking forward to being in front of an audience.
There's just one problem.
This incredibly annoying goose won't let her talk.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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I feel sorry for the goose yet happy that it is getting eaten.
I find this organization to be deeply suspicious, but I have no evidence. I want to look into them more, but I also don't want to look like an ass and therein lies the rub.
Haha
heh Fluttershy getting honked off, that's a thing.
Well, interrupting Fluttershy's lecture was the last mistake that goose ever made. I have to admit that one mare screwing with her was funny.
Don't HONK with Fluttershy.
Wow. Not only is that last line incredibly cruel, it's also quite impressive given the usual time investment that goes into making that. Still, the goose wanted food. That's definitely what it got.
That was absolutely hilarious. Especially this bit.
HONK!
I'm not sorry. I have to do this.vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/1/17/Honk_omg_shoooosh.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140404193601
I HONK-ing love absurd censoring sounds!
Did you mean: exhonksting
I've never liked Geese. They're dirty and violent if you get too close to them. So glad that one got what was coming to it.
So honking good.
I like you.
I swear you can read minds because I was going to make that joke!
"Iron Will says, Goose gets in your way, crush him into pâté!"
First the Turducken, now a chatty goose. I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that you don't particularly like birds.
the goose wanted food? The goose got all the food it could ever want...
7606679 I like birds just fine. It's just that birds are inherently hilarious.
You screw with the bull....you get the horns.
7606970 No argument there.
Geese are evil.
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I can't be the only one who thought of this.
7607625 *screams and screams and screams and keeps screaming and runs and hides in the bathroom and screams into the toilet*
7608042 Whoops sorry. I thought it was fitting.
Well played on that acronym, Moth
7607625
Ahhhhhhhhh! Holy SHIT WHAT THE FUUUUCK IS THAT!
HNK
7608387 A goose... at it's most evil
"Talk to me, Goose!"
7607625
Luna's feathers, does that thing have teeth?
That escalated quickly. Also, foie gras is disgusting.
Listen here goose, you shut your *HONK* mouth when Fluttershy is talking!!!!!
One of my favorite stories on FiMFiction is Ponyville being invaded...
....by Canadian geese. Evil. Creatures. EVIL. This too shows the *HONK HONK HONK* of geese everywhere.
7611630 Eh, I would say otherwise about foie gras, but then again, I've had a thing for sweet meats from all kinds of animals pretty much my entire life.
Never had sweetbread or brains before, though.
7652183 I am very much a meat lover, but foie gras has never appealed to me. I have had sheep brains before, can't remember if I enjoyed them or not, as we're going back some 20 years ago.
Also, stop staring at me so seductively with those kissable, kissable lips!
7652850 I can't help it if I'm so beautiful! It's a gift from
GodCelestia, little darling.I'm guessing that Fluttershy cooked the goose.
Just cook away all your problems, little kids, take advice from the very nice, animal loving pony who in her free time ironically killed a goose.
7608042
y'all never seen a close up of a spider staring you in the face, have ya?
.....Ten Points!
This was honking hilarious !
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Pâté de foie gras is a dish that's made from a goose's liver, so yeah, Fluttershy did reach her limit with that annoying bird
Just came from DrWolf. This story was indeed hilarious.
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THE ONE BY ESTEE! I know that one! They're actually even WORSE then Canadian Geese.
Wait why didn't they just stun the goose with a spell? Or use the stare on it?
`Have you heard of pate de foi gras?'
BEST.ENDING.EVER!
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I was 3 years too late for this joke.
What a classic.