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Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

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In order to survive in Manehatten, sometimes you gotta take extreme measures - a lesson Limestone Pie is about to learn in her new job.


Set during the events of Lemons.

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that was kinda hot, not that im into that kinda stuff

I almost couldn't finish the story; I was laughing so hard.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh...that hurt my gut. Why are all the Limestone Pie stories making me laugh so much lately?

Why was that even created!!!!
I am crying, because its so funny... and because i lost all hope in humanity



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Leave it to Limestone to get one of THOSE guys on the line. :facehoof:

By the way, you do know bucks are deer, right? Male horses/ponies are stallions.

7968140 What other kind of guys call a phone sex operator?

7968140 Huh. Seems like you really learn something new every day.
Based on many other stories I've read, I've come to assume that buck is a term for a younger male - older than a colt, younger than a stallion. Blame it on these stories I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8035883 ...I think you've been misreading a lot of the stories you've been reading, then. Because the only common usage of "buck" around here is either "kicking with the back legs" or "slang term for pony sex". I have literally never seen a story on this site (except yours) make the mistake of using "buck" in the context of "male equine".

In any case, as I said, male ponies are either colts or stallions. Bucks are male deer.

8035909 You might want to check out the Fallout:Equestria-series then. 'Buck' is a term commonly used in both the original and (for instance) Murky Number Seven to describe male equines (and kicking things and intercourse, of course).
I realize calling them that might be incorrect, but fanficition about a cartoon might be the wrong place to look for zoological correctness.

8035937 Ah, it's something from FO:E? I don't read that and never will. In any case, it's wrong.

I don’t have a pain fetish, but that is hilarious. Have a like! :rainbowlaugh:

Hawt.

Limestome is best sadist sex phone pony. :rainbowlaugh:

I need more of this! Please, write more! This was great!

Ay yi yeesh what mine eyes seen cannot be cleansed

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