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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Everypony in Equestria decides they're fed up with what they're called, so they decide to... oh look, the synopsis is pretty much in the title! Just get ready for fun, frolics... and hey, you might even learn something along the way!

A very silly story by a very silly author. Seriously, I have the certificate to prove it. Wanna see?

Disclaimer: This fic is NOT about 'Leet', whatever that is.

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Comments ( 15 )

1337 words

8081740 Yes. There are shorter stories on this site, you know. Even in the side column itself, right now. :twistnerd:

8081744

No, I meant it had 1337 words. Yknow "Leet"?

8081752 Well, thanks to the wonders of Wikipedia, I do now. Spooky... :pinkiegasp:

8081754 kids these days lol jk

8081754

I hadn't even caught that when I first looked at it. :rainbowlaugh:

8081756 This kid has added something now, to prevent any future confusion. HURRAY! :raritystarry:

I KNOW your room is in a state. Don't make Mr Narrator come over there, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!

Maybe I ought to finally publish the 4th wall breaking chapter of my story...I've been holding onto it.. for some reason that is beyond me. :moustache:

Steven Magnet changed his surname to 'Universe'... and promptly left the network.

Holy moly! I didn't expect that one! :rainbowlaugh:

CAPTAIN AWESOME... AAWWAAYY!

A new superhero was born on that day. :derpytongue2:

Remember kids, executive meddling is for our own good.

Doubtful. :unsuresweetie:

...My mind is meddled with many meaninged maniacal manglings that may mimic mesmerizing managings.

...In other words, what the felt just happened?

8082053 Almost Dr Seuss worthy!! :pinkiehappy:
... Never trust doctors. :pinkiesick:

XD this was beautiful!

I read this entire story in a British accent from the point where Mr. Narrator chastised us about our rooms being a mess, which is a bit funny for me as I just finished cleaning mine a day ago :rainbowlaugh:.

What did i just read?:rainbowhuh::trollestia::rainbowwild:

orgasmic

How does this have an E rating??
Love the narrator too, by the way,

Trixie was now 'The Most Marvelous Magician Mostly Much More Magnificent Than That Phony Gertrude'

I had to read that about 13 times. No joke. :rainbowderp:

Steven Magnet changed his surname to 'Universe'... and promptly left the network. Reports suggested he preferred the Crystal Gems to the Crystal Empire. Ah, well.

I love Steven Universe

clear up all that mess you've laying around your rooms... don't lie to me! I KNOW your room is in a state. Don't make Mr Narrator come over there, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!

How did you know?! :derpyderp2:

Wonderbolt Rainbow Dash's name might have reflected her many-hued mane and her super-speed (never go too fast on your bikes, kids) but she'd always thought it sounded a bit too... girly. Then, just like that, Captain Awesome was born! Saving the world, one cloud at a time! Woo Hoo! A small price to pay, for any future droughts and crop failures.

I personally would've named her a walking talking pride flag, whether she liked it or not

Ophelia Emmelina Fragrance it was, then.

Isn't that a perfume?

but gender neutrality is nothing to be ashamed of in the modern world, young ones. Love and tolerate, after all.

Yes

Also, she had been born at Midnight, not 'Twilight', and to the best of her knowledge, had never 'Sparkled' even once in her entire life. What did her parents think she was... a washing powder?!

Er, Actually... :trollestia:

Oh, and eat up all your greens. Ciao!

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