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I miss the days I wasn't constantly terrified of death. Anyway, here's a story about Rarity getting terminal horn cancer. Story 3 of DoubleShotober

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I am speechless. I can't even. 💯

8467452
I can’t even either.

JackRipper
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I mean... alright. :applejackunsure:

That was better than I ever thought it would be.

Excuse me while I go get horn cancer. And a horn.

8467516
Good luck getting either.

8467517
But seriously, that was...wow. Granted, I was reading it in bed, but it was somewhat sobering after having just read OH BOY. Nice work, I guess. :twilightsheepish:

8467521
glad you... enjoyed? appreciated. Let's go with appreciated.

you should do a heroic dose of acid or a breakthrough dmt dose and quell your fears about the great beyond

8467583
My friend was going to give me DMT for my birthday; I still need to take it.

10/10 imma hang this on my wall

8468781
cool beans send me a picture

8468839
as soon as i get back from school, ill print it in a real fancy font too, maybe make the paper old and yellowy like a parchment

You're not the boss of me; I'll be fictional if I wanna.

Also, does this mean that Rarara gave AIDS to Frank Sea? That's kind of hot.

8485613
You just made me remember like four years ago, one of my friends recommended me a story where futa Rarity infects a young stallion with aids. I’m like 70% sure it was a Darf story.

8485674
It was a darf story, definitely one of his best and one of the best stories on the site. I think it was called Rarity's Secret, and I'm pretty sure I saved it somewhere but now can't find it.

8485821
FimFetch would probably have it. I know they have for example a bunch of stories that Raw Cringe has deleted.

8467583
Update: I coughed into the bong and ruined $40 of DMT. :(

8511304

NOOOOOO. I am so sorry to hear that. Do you have any more or is that a total loss?

Something untoward happened to me too, although it cost me nothing; I got put in Fimfic jail for a day. :rainbowlaugh:

8511307
Oh shit, I got put in Fimfiction jail for three days recently for telling a reactionary Trump supporter to drink bleach. Why'd you get your ban?

Anyway, it was a total loss, but I know there will be more in the future; it's just gonna be a while until it's my turn again, as my friend only can make so much DMT. I'm saddened, but I think it frustrated her more than me.

8511434

Mostly for posting logs of a PM to prove a point, and *chuckle* for "being racist and attacking users", if you can believe that.

I am very interested to hear that your friend does her own extractions, those are tough.

8512507
Holy shit you actually did it you beautiful person you.

8485821
Well, thanks to 2952502 's triumphant return, it's back now:

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