A princess, or any member of royalty for that matter is expected to be a lot of things. They must maintain a high level of grace and professionalism at all times. Their typical work day entails the most prestigious of duties imaginable such a diplomatic meetings with allied leaders, signing bills into law and...mixing cocktails? Hosting a radio talk show? Driving for Uber? Selling car parts? Surely not! A Princess is above such menial tasks...until they find themselves with a couple days out of the week of which they would otherwise spend bored out of their minds. At least their desire to stay busy is admirable.
Rated Teen for a small amount of mild language and non-detailed references to bedroom activities by confusing love and meaningless hookups for the same thing. Inspired by a line of character dialog in one of my other stories. You'll have to guess which one.
Cover done by Soniccrew128
And all that on the first day of work...
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And her last!
This would be like going to a bar and seeing your mom (or maybe Jesus) at the counter.
Hilarious story.
What if Flurry Heart was actually a Demolition Derby host? That would be awesome
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*steals your idea*
I actually thought about adding her as a bonus chapter but I'm not sure. Anyone care to take a pole?
Hmm...nahh!
Just Kidding!
So Shining likes listening to his wife beat the shit out of others while he takes a quickie in the restroom. Figures much.
Also Flurry as a DD promoter would be perfect. She'd actually be intellegent and hife it from hwr family and fo this at night while everyone is gone. Perfect
Retail = Soul destroying work.
Enough said.
And now Flurry Heart......
Let it burn. Let it burn.
Wait, Twilight was on a pit crew?
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Sorry for now, friend. I may come back and add her later once the out of control inspiration truck paints the road with me. I hope you enjoyed it though.
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not really the bar I go to my mom is behind the counter, then again she work there for most of my life
freak funny, each one of them,
This was great! It almost feels like an animated story to me. The characterizations were classic and the narrative itself was simple, condensed and a classic solid point! Great job on this one tale friend.
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How did you like the "Chronicle" like style of the events of the chapters taking place at the same time? The idea just hit me when I was working on the first chapter. Thanks for the compliment!
Thank you very much!
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Honestly... I didn't actually read up to that point. 
But, now that this story has caught my attention. I want to explore what it has to offer. I had a feeling that it was a bit connected since I noticed one of your titles was from Luna's perspective and lo and behold Luna appears in this story and gives off the aftermath to the ordeal to a both equally distraught and strained little princesses. 
Again though, I really enjoyed this one. And to be more honest. When I saw the fanart to the accompaniment of this story I just went "dawww!" and wanted to see what lead to a pretty sad looking Twilight in a comedic setting/situation. ... And my answer came in this epic story! 
I'm about to start reading and re-read this one again. I hope you make more of these! Again, great job to you good sir! 
Of course!
If i had one word that word would be magnificent!
...and it was all going so well!
Wait how did all four princesses get the same night off? Kinda want to see an epilogue where the castle staff has to deal with that.
Is that a Piano Man reference?
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Yes :3
Edit: oh I almost forgot. I also have several various pop culture references that I'm just waiting for folks to point out and get a good laugh from in many of my other stories. One in particular that I always get a good chuckle from is at the end of a chapter in "Lovely Misadventures" regarding how disgusting I think a certain brand of soda is. Can you spot it?