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Based on the story by Magpiepony. Check it out here.

Now in possession of the Alicorn Amulet, the vile pony known as Astelle is practically unstoppable. With the Mane 6 and the Princesses defeated, she now plans to kill the Tree of Harmony and bring Equestria into a "New Era" of darkness and free of magic. Only one can save all of ponykind now...

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She try so hard to kill Kirby, but he's too strong and if put him facing Superman in Death Battle, Kirby will still win

Rules of Kirby.

1. Do not invade Popstar, the galaxy Popstar is in, the Dreamland region on previously mentioned planet or anything close to it, it will not end well for you. There is no such thing as taking over the entire universe if Kirby exists in said universe.

2. Do not annoy Kirby, he slays eldritch gods and god like beings on a regular basis and can match you blow for blow as is his talent for adaptive situational powers. He adapts to everything, even death. If you think you can take him, then you obviously missed the warning signs and memos to not attract his attention if you are evil.

3. Do not steal cake from Kirby, because HE WILL chase you across the universe over it. If it was a strawberry shortcake that you stole from him, then you are already dead unless circumstances conspire to have him fight a canned eldritch demon god as a distraction. If this occurs, quickly bake another strawberry shortcake or he will resume his violent and highly sociopathic laser guided karma in your general direction as soon as he's finished slaying aforementioned demon god that used to be all powerful and among the living.

4. Never tell Kirby you and what army, because whatever invincible army you think you had that you put between you and him is going to cease existing. When he eventually arrives in your throne room or place of evil brooding you should not be surprised in the slightest at what happens next, you definitely screwed with the wrong thing and are about to be dead like whatever universe spanning army you used to have.

5. Kirby does not stop coming, ever! If you have greatly annoyed him, then you will be seen in the Darwin Awards later with all the previous entries under the chapter titled 'Death by Kirby'. The only times he's not coming at you in this state like an encroaching wall of doom is when you are in the middle of an evil monologue, performing some kind of exposition related to backstory or a super evil transformation sequence, Kirby is rather surprisingly polite about this and will wait for you to finish before finishing you off. Note: Attacking him during a monologue or exposition makes combat start, so talking ceases to be a free action and as such you better get everything off your chest before you do anything aggressive towards Kirby.

6. Do not cross Kirby, you will be destroyed and remade in whatever image Kirby wants you to continue living in. IE, if you were pretending to be his friend, then you will be reconstituted as his actual friend with no hope of having any free will around Kirby. (Partner ability, circa Kirby Super Star Saga.)

7. Kirby can not be controlled by anyone other than the mysterious entity 'Plaeah Unn', anything you do to try and control him will eventually backfire so spectacularly that a new word was created just to describe the phenomenon and all that it entails. Said word is fifteen thousand letters long and takes at most a few months to say it in it's entirety and it can't be done in one breath unless you are a time god, then you are probably crying in a corner somewhere when stopping time doesn't stop Kirby. (In reference to rule five.)

8. Kirby is a master of determination. No matter how determined you are to kill him, you better believe he's more determined than you are to win the fight.

9. I can't believe Kirby is not butter. Kirby is a hockey puck, a refrigerator, a light bulb, an unstoppable eldritch horror disguised as something adorable and a whole plethora of other things, but never butter.

10. Being magically powerful, becoming a god, becoming a zombie god, gaining as much power as possible in a short span of time and anything that entails all of that will not save you if you have incurred Kirby's wrath. Unbelievable cosmic power beyond imagination does not operate correctly around Kirby, you are most certainly not invincible if Kirby is in play.

11. If you are an eldritch god of anything but death, then your chances of actually beating Kirby become exponentially negative the longer you fight him.

The only thing that ever came truly close to killing Kirby was a Death God, one of pure darkness no less. As per rules of powers as the situation demands, Kirby basically gained the ability to clone himself perfectly and endlessly. At that point the death god really should have realized what was happening before it was too late, much less begin running for the side of the universe that Kirby didn't currently occupy. Not that it would have really helped much aside from delaying the inevitable.

12. Once in Kirby's stomach universe, you don't escape unless Kirby lets you escape. Whatever power you had now belongs to Kirby, the eldritch god of dreams.

Okay now that is a great Kirby crossover. Bravo you have done well.

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Thanks, glad you liked it.

Congrats, you have pleased me with this Kirby crossover. I hope to see more like this in the future, or perhaps a sequel to this one.

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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

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yes so good keep it up. plz.

"Hai!" Kirby called out. Astelle's eyes widened in horror.

At this point, Astelle knew, she f*cked up.

Ho-ly crap...WOOOOOOOOO! That was totally wicked!

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