What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!
WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink
Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.
Chapters (1)
What doth life?
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I HAVE NO SHAME, THAT IS MY LIFE.
I don't even... what?
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Yes.
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Fuck it
have a like
You missed one.
Clearly Flash shows up for baseball practice again the next day, and transforms right before his at bat. His friends are all like "WTF!" Then he beans the clock tower with the ball. Which is on the other side of town.
"Hey, yeah... Whatever works? ...for you man."
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Thanks for that catch! I thought I got it.
WHAT.
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YES.
"Commissioned by Skirts"
...You know what I'm not even surprised.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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I'll admit, it seems like him in a nutshell. At least that was my intent.
I've been pretty deep inside Skirts' mind before. I've read Flounce!. I've had numerous conversations with the guy pertaining to the pinkness. I've even written work for him. This... this made me feel as if I'd stepped into one of his lucid dreams. Very well done, ten glittery stars and a petticoat twirl to you.
I only have one question.
Is the color pink in this story?
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Maybe.
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Then let the adventure begin.
I took one look at the cover art and was like “skirts wrote this, didn’t he?”
I mean he didn’t but I was close.
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I take this as a victory.
This isn't your everyday skirtsfic. This is refined essence of Disney princess and petticoats, carefully blended with the purest pink stolen from the ancient vaults of Lisa Frank and suspended in a bath of Dr Pepper.
I am in no small amount of awe.
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N-no u.
(Reads the synopsis)
I....I think I'm going to go lay down now. Maybe while questioning life.
I pink you did a great job here, Pencil. You really rose to the challenge. Lilac at this and see a quality story.
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I am doing so right now. Might I suggest a stiff drink too.
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First of all, how dare you.
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Sorry to be a thorn in your side
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So much pink and frills. So much raw power in a pleated skirt!
And Celsticat. Is. Best. Cat!
I want to be a Sailor Scout, too!
Reading the title made my eyes cross.
Then I saw anonpencil and was not surprised.
Goddammit.
Meanwhile in class, Pinkie Pie starts to shudder in her seat. A look of dread crosses her face.
“Oh my gosh! My Pinkie sense is going wild. It’s like there was a party for everything pink and I wasn’t invited.”
**Reads synopsis**
No way this has to be right up...
"Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions"
Oh. never-mind then, explains everything.
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I wanted to look away--but I couldn't!
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It's pink and fluffy and pink and awesome and I love it.,
Some one beats me to another story idea, Good luck with your story.
I wish you the best.
...No man should wield such power.
... dodge a bullet there ...
Ha gayyyyy (sorry I just had to lol)
Pinkasso was here.
Awesome! Now spike's turn for femininity!
...huh?
What...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Agreed.
I'm here for this.
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you did indeed go overboard into the sea of pink. I don’t think any of us actually regret that.
Given your commentary, I’m almost afraid to ask what the original ‘active and specific imagination’ of the commission was like.
"They told me I couldn't pink... BUT I DIDN'T LISTEN!"
This wonderful bit of strangeness reminded me why I visit this site and love this fandom.
I read this and meditated deeply for 16716947 microseconds. I have come to the conclusion.
this is art
I'm not actually going to read this, but I'm giving you a thumbs up because that title and synopsis made me laugh until I cried.