It's a normal school day for Flash Sentry, except that it isn't.
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Flash punched him on principle. No one commented on this; it happened to Zephyr about half a dozen times each day.
I feel vaguely called out.
In any case... yeah, this pairing didn't get any less weird since What Dreams May Cook. I honestly just feel bad for Flash. Though I did enjoy Cranky's Pokémon professor levels of inability to tell what gender his students are.
Silly sissy Flashy fun. Good times.
...Skirts, are you okay?
Yikes, you usually only see this kind of thing happen to schoolgirls, waitresses, and office ladies in hentai.
Also, leaving something shoved up your butt like that for hours on end can cause a variety of long-term damage and is seriously not healthy at all.
Poor Flash, Ah-Aaaaaaaaah! What kind of batteries are in that thing to make it last ALL DAY? My money is on betavoltaics.
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As for the gender mixups: he’s bald, he might secretly be a Sontaran. He look like a potato to anyone else?
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Is that like... the anal equivalent of priapism?
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Not quite; it strains and damages internal tissues that are very delicate and sensitive. It's not remotely a safe or recommended practice--not to this degree, anyway--and yet people still persist in doing this either as a kinky S&M thing or a method of relaxing the ass for anal sex, or BOTH.
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I also imagine there’s a risk of fecal impaction if left in long enough... especially if doing sit-ups, or other abdominal activity.
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Two words: BEAR. PLUG.
good shit my dude
What an uncomfortably amusing read. Throughout the whole thing, I felt so much on the tenterhooks...
Hm. I like it
Uhhh mmmm... Okay! It's... uh..good.