Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
Something landed on the surface of Mars on August Sixth, 2012. At the time, Twilight Sparkle happened to be staring up into the sky, and a metallic glint caught her eye.
What choice did she have but to visit it? Perhaps taking her friends along for the ride was a bad idea, though. Letting Dash near the salt certainly was.
Authors Note: I have absolutely no idea what came over me. I am so sorry. This was a monumental event and this is the best I can come up with to commemorate it?
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Nothing you write is good.
fucking trash garbage. remove this shit from the site
Well, the first two comments were rather depressing, so I present to you, a happy comment!
I like it
Please don't hurt me for not conforming Poultron
Oh dear, you actually wrote the story about Curiosity!? I will read this very soon but I would just like to say that this sort of thing is one of the many reasons you are so amazing.
I look forward to this greatly...
*edit 1* one quick thing: what is wrong with the first two comments? If they don't like your stuff why do they keep returning to it and subsequently commenting...
First two comments made me LOL like a shite. How bad can it be right?
1046566
Don't talk shit about mai waifu
AI LOVE THIS.
Nothing you write is bad.
Well, maybe 'bad' in a 'naughty' sense, and certainly 'bad' in a 'badass' sense, but not 'bad' in a 'bad' sense, you know?
Correction, however. As Mars has rather a lot of wind, hoofsteps would not last for thousands of years. Just sayin'.
Well... I lol'd
1046555
You misspelled bad. ;-)
Oh god, what I wouldn't give for a sequel. Hawt rover on pony action YEAH!
1046566>>1046555 <<<< Both are just mad cause they cant write storys as amazing for the life of them.
EDIT:Oh,it seems i just insulted the author or the 63rd rune.......bonus!
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@BDNFatlus
Poultron is like the playground bully. He talks shit to TAW and pulls her hair because he wants her.
Meanwhile, TAW just made an northbound door to an HiE sequel.
1050258
This.
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You just gave Twilight the ultimate NASA pickup line. . .
That... that was amazing. As always TAW.
This is hilarious. XD
Oh, this is several different types of wrong and it was hilarious.
Seriously, Twi, you just propositioned something powered by 4 kilos of plutonium and armed with a laser cannon.
I don't know what's wrong with you, TAW. I don't know where, in that frightening brain of yours the wires got crossed, but I hope it doesn't change.
I read it and laughed. I have no idea what more to say than that due to its limited scope. Good nonsense is ruined by overanalysis, I should think!
...I don't know what I'm supposed to feel!
But I think I like it.
This was... unbearably random...
I think I like it
1050429
I'm not sure what's wrong with me either.
I... I'm really not.
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Sooo... Just curious, what exactly happened that made you two hate her so much? Did TAW write something offensive at some point, or did she insult you in some way, or what? I'm missing something here, and I'd really like to know what it is.
bahahaha, what the fuck just happened
1046555>>1046566 You know it's now at the point, that I can do nothing else but laugh at your attempt at aggro building. It honestly astound me that you still find the energy to take the piss out of the most watched pegisister on this site. (To the best of my knowledge)
1050489 Because sometimes it's fun to mix up your story descriptions. I may have missed something but... NO HORSE PORN!? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it just surprised me. I even got the tissue box out before reading the tag and then was like "awwww, fine then". (PS. I have now made it my mission in life to inform people of your gender...) Hence:
1050626 Mate, TAW is a pegisister, not a brony. (Woman, not man.)
EDIT: 1050190 Just looked up Waifu, because I see it all the time. Just curious, are you and TAW using it in the literal sense or the online meme sense. If literal, HOLY HELL.
1050664
Horse porn will come in time, as do all things. Clop continuation of this, you say?
1050683 "Plenty of time my sweet, Plenty of time."
1050664
Fixed
"It had been lightyears since anybody had last lubricated its joints, and Twilight was an expert."
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Love your work, TAW. Thanks for the laugh.
This is totally out of character, Dash didn't have sex with ANYPONY.
I loled
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Seriously what in the hay did I just read?
Definitely reading this later.
1050847
What, precisely, do you think her and Luna were doing?
Meanwhile in the NASA control room.
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Bronydragon
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>thinking I'm serious
>ever
Pinkie: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
1050996
Wait, you weren't serious?
Aw shit, sorry about the anthrax.
1051010
It's coo'.
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lol what the hell XD
Loved it regardless, damn you TAW and your amazing stories
Lots of of your viewers are ready to defend you to the death. Are you glad?
1051074
hngggg
she's the cutest little thing
I bet she'd even let you hug her in public if she were concussed
1050982
Dash is concussed. Removing AJ, that leaves 15 targets for makeouts. Makeouts in space. And yet, not one pony left a trail home. I mean, there were three Pinkies and three Twilights. I have no clue how she managed to contain herself.
1051145
Well, Twilight was busy and Pinkie Pie was impossible to pin down! Dash was hardly on top form, I think managing to go a few hours only expressing the desire for makeouts is acceptable. Now, Pinkie not making out with anyone, that's OOC.
1046555
How many times have you used this "joke?"
No one is safe from the shipping! Not even rovers!
1051410
Every single time TAW posts a new story.
Looking at this in an objective fashion it's predominantly well-written but the ending's a bit of a flop.
What, no one made out with Cadence? I mean Twilight had to learn her skills somewhere, right?