Golden Harvest found out she was getting married after a party. Problem is, her soon to be has a twin, and which one is him is anypony's guess.
Even the Twin's themselves.
Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.
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This story makes no sense, and was written in about two hours. Rushed, unedited, and probably bad.
Written for the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest with only three days before the deadline.
Cover art done in 30 minutes via MS Paint, the best art platform there is. Random vectors are by people on Derpibooru. Rest of image is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I've seen worse. Sonic_RainbowDash2005
Good to see you're still breathin', Rob.
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I don't think this story counts as breathing. More like a dry heave.
This was funny as hell. SOLD!
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Come now, don't be so down on yourself.
Lolllll
...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Do Flim and Flam even know their names?!
Well she wouldn't say no, she would never say no, because of the implication.
It’s a good thing this wasn’t a Phoenix Wright homage, barring Payne any prosecutor from that series would have killed at least one of the brothers...and possibly the judge.
Arterial hopes, however, were generally much more optimistic.
Delightful, dizzying madness throughout. Thank you for a wonderful bit of narrative disorientation.
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Of course they do! Flim and Flam.
Now, which name goes to which brother, that's rather more complicated.
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Glad you enjoyed it!
Case dismissed. Love this story, it was really funny.
Did you understand the directions that Flim and Flam were flipping? Or were you just guessing?