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bahatumay


Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

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Twilight invites Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash to witness the first test of her science project, a Single Human Independent Transport.

There’s no way this could end badly.


Written for the First FimFiction Feghoot Festival.

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I both love and hate you right now.

On several levels. Well played get the fuck out.

~Skeeter The Lurker

My only complaint is you didn't make the title into an acronym.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Upvote just for all the well-used acronyms, to say nothing of the punchline. Well played

There's no way it wasn't on purpose. THERE'S JUST NO WAY!!!!!! :rainbowlaugh:

This causes me P.A.I.N.

Did you seriously write this story JUST to make up vulgar/stupid acronyms?

...

Because I love it.

“It's not very scientific,” Twilight explained. “Radios have been used for all the great tests. It wouldn't be right to change that now.”

Says the girl who's reinventing transportation infrastructure.

Brilliant bevy of bedroom bacronyms. Best of luck in the contest.

Well, it didn’t change the world. They still go to CHS.
Poor Twilight. :rainbowlaugh:
Brilliant use of the F.A.N.N.N.

“Me too,” Rainbow said comfortingly, coming on her other side. “It’s never any fun when the S. H. I. T. hits the F. A. N. N. N.”

There was also P. E. N. I. S.

I can't decide which to declare... how deeply I hate you, or how much I want to bear your children.

The only reason I'm shading slightly towards hate is that I'm male, and the logistics of the second alternative are too disturbing to contemplate.

At least she didn't unveiled the Supreme Ligaments Utility Terrorizer.

How dare you make be read that with my own eyes! :moustache:

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It's a Feghoot. Wikipedia sez:

A feghoot is a humorous short story or vignette ending in a pun where the story contains sufficient context to recognize the punning humor.

There's a Feghoot contest running until the middle of next month, and I assume this is for it. Edit: Yup, it's in the group.

PresentPerfect
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Goddammit. XD

Use my phone watch cat videos whole world

Did Rainbow fail her English roll or something? O.o

Oh the wordplay with this is hilarious. KND approved.

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That was Adagio's project.

“Sounds like a momentous occasion,” Sunset said, always happy to share in a friend’s triumph. “What do you want us to do?”

“Make the difference between science and just messing around: documentation!” Twilight said gleefully.

a beautiful quote from the Greatest Maker of Our Generation: Adam Savage!

I knew this was gonna go interesting places with all the acronyms. I was not disappointed!

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