Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 93

Dear Princess Celestia,

I strongly urge you to make a decree as soon as possible stating all future burials taking place in Ponyville must first burn the body, regardless of one’s culture or tradition.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[Venerable Ro]

Well that's not worrying or anything...

[Distressing Prose]

Oh no.

Whom did she kill?!

[Anihillator]

...wonder what happened
Guess Luna just got some more stuff to deal with

[PickleSurprise]

She somehow cursed the land to make any who are buried there rise from the grave, didn't she?

[FrostTheWolf]

Is this because she killed somepony or because she gets queasy at open casket funerals? I mean, I would feel sick too if I have to stare at a dead body just lying there.

Or worse... did something in Ponyville happen involving dead bodies or did Twiggles get her head stuck in Zombie Fiction again?

[Eroraf86]

Twilight. What. Did. You. Do?

[Pickleless]

So much beautiful implications~

[TheDino27]

There either is a vampire outbreak or an epidemic starting in Ponyville .

Or Twiggles doing some strange occult shit , that's also a possibility.

[Officer Hotpants]

*sigh* Is she clone-'sploding corpses now?

[Mist_Chaser]

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Or her necromancer urges are flaring up again...

[vorxil]

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Why is it raining blood all of a sudden?

Darn it. Time to bust some clouds.

*rainboom horse noises*

Pah, is this vomit? Yuck! Why are these clouds made of vom--

BRAAAAINS...

Hey, Rainbow? Rest of them clouds ain't gonna buck themselves! Hurry up before our harvest is rui--

*crashing horse noises*

Uhm, Rainbow? You okay, there?

BRAAAI--

*sniffing horse noises*

CIIIIIDEEEER...

Same ol', huh?

[EonAon]

You know this is bad considering she either wrote it herself or Anon actually did the dictation directly and non sarcastically

[Wild Zontars]

Shit, she wrote this one herself, this is bad.

[Chaos Theory]

'TWILIGHT! What's thé one thing I said you couldn't do?'

"... Raise thé dead."

'And what did you do?'

"Raised thé dead."

[krayne447]

Destroying evidence won't help you mauve maniac

[TigerCat111]

DAMNIT TWIGGLES WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

[FanficReader920]

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[Reykan]

Dog-gamnit, don’t tell me there was another zombie outbreak...

[The Big Y]

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Why would Pinkie be better at necromancy? She’s done nothing to indicate that, and Twilight spends a third of this fic messing with dead stuff.

[Spacycakes]

Did the Death Stranding happen in Equestria?

[Daeva HuG0]

So this is how Pet Cemetery started.

[8bitmadness]

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because pinkie is crazy prepared. This means being ready for a necromancy emergency, hence why pinkie would be a master necromancer.

[SeventhBrony]

9943060 Sounds legit

[vinyldash23]

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Thank you.

[FanOfMostEverything]

And then it turns out the ashes just form into vengeful, whirling clouds of soot and pyre flame. Way to curse the land there, Twiggles.

[WorldWalker128]

Who died in Ponyville, who's fault was it, who wanted to be buried in ponyville, and is it zombie-outbreak bad, or do we only need to call the ghostbusters this time?

[FrostTheWolf]

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Plus, she's kind of the only Zebra that Twiggles can really test this on... which makes things more problematic

[TheOneAJ]

[Frankie2]

WTF?!

[No I Will Not]

Pre-emptive effort to prevent the zombie apocalypse? I like this pragmaticism.

[Kadigan]

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Considering the track record, I honestly have to ask this question:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Pre-emptive" ?!

Especially considering that it's actually Twi sending this. Meaning, Anon is busy. I assume he's running around w/ a shotgun or something.

[vinyldash23]

?

[Bronzer]

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Which explains where Wendigos come from, considering Twilight can time-travel. It’s all Twilight’s fault.