Hot… humid… the two words that best described Isla Nublar’s climate. The heart of its jungle was especially brutal. After all, it was a warm climate practically all year around the southern hemisphere. But in this case, it was essentially true on islands much like this. All this went through the minds of Curtain Call and Quill Cast, two Earth ponies trudging their way through the thick jungle. They had walked for what felt like hours, yet still they seemed to be getting nowhere.
“This weather’s unbearable!” Quill complained. “I don’t understand how you Floridians can stand it.”
“Well how come you don’t freeze to death every year in Minnesota?” Curtain shot back.
“… Fair point,” Quill nodded.
“I do agree on one thing… this weather is utterly ridiculous! Thought we’d at least be close to that bloody Raptor Paddock by now.”
“This jungle’s so thick it’s hard to tell where we’re going.”
*SNAP*
Just then, a snapped twig caused the two stallions to freeze in place like statues. Slowly, they turned their heads toward the direction the sound came from. Their eyes spotted a hint of rustling within the nearby dense foliage.
“What was that?” Quill asked.
“I have no idea,” Curtain responded. “Who knows how many creatures Hammond has on this island?”
In addition to the rustling, a low animalistic growl could be heard in the brush.
“It… was… the wind!” Curtain Call smiled widely.
“Yeah, it was the wind!” Quill nodded.
“The wind!”
“The wind’s making those noises… to us…”
“Are you buying this?”
“Nope!”
“Me neither!”
“RUN!!!” Quill yelled.
The two stallions took off at a full sprint, exploding into the jungle. Without daring to look back, they dodged and weaved their way through a series of fallen bark and other foliage. But despite the pace, however, the growling and rustling kept up with them, growing closer by the minute. Eventually, the two reached the end of the long stretch of jungle, only to find themselves trapped by a large rock wall.
“It’s a dead end!” Quill declared.
“Aw, buck! We are screwed!” Curtain spoke fearfully. “We’ll have to make a stand right here!”
Curtain Call and Quill Cast quickly turned around, as the former assumed a fighting stance standing on his hind legs while holding his front hooves like a fisticuff fighter. All the while, the growling grew ever closer. Both eyes of the stallions sealed with anticipation, expecting a painful death soon to befall them. And yet… it was incredibly odd that the rustling and growling stopped all together, as they felt something large and scaly pressing onto them. Slowly, the stallions opened their eyes toward a pair of large velociraptors staring right at them.
One was a large male with gray scales and a long white stripe going from its eye to its tail, sharp spines along the back of its head, and blood red eyes.
The other was a female with dark green scales that went all over her slightly smaller, yet slender frame and two bright yellow eyes.
Upon seeing the two raptors, both stallions immediately drew smiles on their faces, along with a much calmer demeanor.
“Blaze!” Quill yelled.
“Peppermint!” Curtain cheered.
The two stallions raced toward the raptors, Quill toward the male and Curtain racing toward the female. Both raptors gave soft purrs as they gently nuzzled their heads along the two stallions.
“My baby!” Curtain smiled, hugging Peppermint tightly. “Did those mean old humans hurt you? Did they scare you? It’s okay… I’m here…”
“Wait a minute! What are you doing here?” Quill asked Blaze. “We were just on our way to the Raptor Paddock to see you two.”
“We need that artifact we left you two to guard,” Curtain Call continued. “Any chance you can lead us to the paddock, girl?”
The two raptors stood to their full height and gave a few chitters in response. They started to work their way through the jungle and the two stallions quickly made their way after them.
“Least we have guides now,” Curtain sighed with relief. “I just hope we get that artifact back before Regina does something awful to those Cake Twins.”
“No worries, man,” Quill responded. “I’ve got someone working to get those twins back while we’re here.”
“Are you talking about… her?”
“You know it!” Quill nodded. “We can always count on my girl to get the job done.”
“As long as we don’t run into any more surprises while we’re here.”
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Back at the Visitor’s center, the group followed John Hammond out of the restaurant and back into the grand foyer. To say the least, many of them were still reeling after seeing nearly everything Jurassic Park had to offer so far. In just one day, they witnessed the creation process that brought dinosaurs back to life. Though many of them felt what John Hammond was conducting was quite unethical, they still felt a sense of magic about this place.
In that moment, they were climbing down the stairs passing the skeletons of the dinosaurs again.
“The thirteen of you are going to have a spot of company out in the park,” Hammond explained, mid-walk. “Spend a little time with our target audience; maybe they’ll help you get the spirit of this place.”
“Wut do ya mean by ‘target audience’?” Applejack asked, uncertainly.
“Grandpa!”
All heads turned toward the door of the center as two children bolted from the doorway with broad smiles. There was a boy, about nine to ten years old, and a girl of about twelve going on thirteen. These were Tim and Alexis ‘Lex’ Murphy, the grandchild of John Hammond himself. Speaking of whom, Hammond hurled his arms out expansively bellowing:
“KIDS!!”
The siblings quickly ran across the lobby, up the stairs, and into Hammond’s arms, tackling him over the steps with a hug.
“Wait! Careful with the old man!” John laughed.
“We miss you!” Lex told him.
“Thanks for the presents!” Tim thanked.
“We loved the presents! They were great!”
“Did you enjoy the helicopter?” John asked them.
“Yeah! It went down and we all went right up!” Lex said excitedly.
From the sidelines, Ellie watched with a smile on her face. Grant, on the other hand, looked on with a sense of dread.
“Look, Alan, your one weakness!” She whispered to Grant.
“I know, Ellie,” Alan grumbled. “Great…”
“Looks like he brought the grand offspring,” Ian joked.
“You said there were visitors from another world, grandpa?” Tim asked his grandfather.
“I did say that!” John nodded.
“I bet you were just joking!” Lex chuckled.
“Not at all,” John shook his head. “They’re right over there.”
He gestured toward the Mane Six, Spike, Daring Do, and Time Turner. The kids all looked toward the collection of ponies and the dragon with shocked eyes.
“What are those things?!” Lex exclaimed. “Are they harmless?”
The first to step up and respond was none other than Princess Twilight Sparkle herself.
“Not to worry kids, we’re harmless,” Twilight reassured.
The Murphy siblings were still in shock. They were beyond words hearing actual words emerging from the purple pony… as if the wings on her back and horn on her head wasn’t unbelievable enough.
“I know, I know… you’re wondering where we come from and how we can talk,” Twilight continued. “It’s a long story. Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship. But no need to bow, just call me Twilight.
“And these are my friends,” Twilight introduced the team, as they stepped up. “This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Spike, Daring Do, and Dr. Whooves.
“Mighty nice tah meet ya, sugar cubes,” Applejack greeted, with a hat tip.
“Good morning, children,” Fluttershy waved.
“Delightful to meet you, darlings,” Rarity bowed.
“HI THERE, MURPHY SIBLINGS!” Pinkie Pie greeted loudly. “I’M PINKIE PIE, BEST PARTY PLANNER AND ORGANIZED IN EQUESTRIA AND BAKER AS WELL AS WIFE AND MOTHER TO A YOUNG COLT, ALSO INCLUDING ME BEING A YOUNGER SISTER TO MY OLDER SISTERS AND BEING A DAUGHTER TO MY PARENTS WHO OWN A ROCK FARM! YOU HAVE PARTY NEEDS; I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TWO!”
Pinkie Pie took a deep breath and procured two business cards from her mane, casually handing them to the siblings.
“And that’s all I have to say about that,” Pinkie nodded.
“Forgive our friend, kiddos,” Rainbow assured. “She’s just very hyperactive.”
“It’s nice to meet you two,” Spike bowed his head.
“A pleasure!” Daring Do agreed.
“My real name is Time Turner,” Dr. Whooves corrected. “But all the lads back home call me Dr. Whooves… I still don’t get it.”
“This is so cool!” Tim smiled. “Talking ponies and a dragon!”
“And they’re real?” Lex gasped in disbelief.
“Of course, Lex!” John smiled. “And they’re magic too!”
“WHAT?!” Tim & Lex turned their heads in shock.
“Mrs. Rarity, would you kindly give them a demonstration?”
“Oh well, if you insist,” Rarity replied politely.
Taking a deep breath, Rarity calls forth upon the magic indicated by the glowing horn on her head. Concentrating deeply, she was able to lift a toolbox from a pair of construction workers on break and levitated the toolbox till they were at the level of the kids’ eyes.
“Wow!” Lex & Tim gasped.
“That’s so awesome!” Tim smiled, impressed. “I’m Timothy Murphy, but just call me Tim.”
“Alexis Murphy,” The girl introduced herself. “You can call me Lex.”
“Well, now that introductions are over, I’d say it’s time we get this tour going!” John declared. “Come along, everyone. No time to lose! Your rides should be here. Come along, no dillydallying.”
The kids eagerly followed their grandfather, who took the lead. The Equestrians eyed one another as they slowly followed Hammond out of the center with the three scientists and the lawyer not far behind.
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Two modified Ford Explorers leapt out of an underground garage just beneath the visitor’s center. They moved quietly, with a faint electronic HUM, and straddled a partially buried metal rail amid the road. The Jurassic Park logo was imprinted on both sides of the cars. They pulled off to a stop where the whole group was gathered.
Ellie was off to the side with Alexis, introducing herself warmly. Mr. Hammond was with Malcolm, Grant, and Gennaro. Of course, the moment the kids saw the cars arriving, they couldn’t help but want to get close.
“Now, kids, come away,” John called out. “Not too close to the cars.”
“My… aren’t they just lovely?” Rarity admired. “Aren’t they glorious?”
“I don’t know about any of that… but they look ‘awesome’!” Rainbow Dash smirked.
“These will be your transports for the afternoon,” Hammond informed.
“Mr. Hammond, where are the brakes?” Time Turner observed closely.
“Brakes? No, no brakes,” Hammond shook his head.
“No drivers?” Gennaro added.
“No. No drivers. They’re electric cars, they run on this track in the middle of the roadway here, and totally non-polluting, top of the line! Spared no expense.”
“Here he goes again,” Spike sighed.
Meanwhile, Time Turner entered one of the cars observing the details of the interior. Lex also came along and soon their attention was turned to a tiny screen near the driver’s side. Turner watched as Lex started fiddling with the screen, which started changing images with the push of a finger.
“What kind of technology is this?” Time Turner eyed.
“It’s an interactive CD-ROM!” Lex spoke excitedly. “Look, see -- you just touch the right part of the screen, and it talks about whatever you want.”
“Anything… I want?” Time Turner grinned widely.
Unable to help himself, Time Turner leaned in and proceeded to tap his hoof along the right side of the screen (But gently). Lex watched as he was flipping through images trying to find what he wanted.
“What’re you looking for, Dr. Whooves?” Lex asked curiously.
“I’m trying to see if this device can answer the question about the meaning of life,” Time Turner replied.
“Yeah… I don’t think that’s how it works,” Lex chuckled.
“Lex, you’re all right in there!” Hammond called out, facing Ellie & Grant. “Dr. Sattler, come along, my dear. Dr. Grant, you’ll ride in the second car. I can promise you you’ll have a real wonderful time.”
“Oh, thank you so much,” Daring Do nodded. “We’ll see you later then.
“I’m gonna ride with Dr. Sattler,” Malcolm spoke, too eagerly.
The man turned and walked toward Ellie. Grant merely frowned, not liking this one bit. Hammond turned and made his way toward the Visitor’s Center when Princess Twilight Sparkle approached him.
“You sure you won’t want to come?” Twilight asked curiously.
“As much as I’d love to dear, I just can’t,” Hammond answered. “I’ll be watching from back in control to make sure everything runs smoothly. Speaking of which, I do have ‘one’ favor to ask of you and your friends.”
“And what would that be Mr. Hammond?”
“Can you find it in your hearts to make sure the children are enjoying themselves?” Hammond requested. “Their parents are getting a divorce and they need the diversion.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that… but wouldn’t it be appropriate if the children were spending this time with you?”
“They wouldn’t really be enjoying themselves if they were cooped up in the control room all day. They came here to see the dinosaurs and I’d know they’d enjoy it. But not to worry, there’s still a whole weekend after today and I’ll make it up to them tomorrow.”
“Very well then,” Twilight Sparkle nodded understandingly. “Those kids will be in good hands… or hooves. We’ll make sure they have fun.”
“Excellent… then I shall leave you to it,” Hammond smiled, before walking away.
With arrangements set, Princess Twilight Sparkle worked her way down to rejoin her friends. Grant was just moving to follow when Tim cut him off. The boy stared at him, wide-eyed as he held a book in his hand.
“I read your book,” Tim said.
“Oh, yeah – that’s great,” Grant nodded.
Grant tried to head for the rear car, with Tim following along the way.
“Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds?” Tim questioned. “And that’s where they went?”
“Well, uh, a few species – may have evolved, uh – along those lines – yeah,” Grant murmured, uncertainly.
With Tim right behind Grant, the older man kept moving, across the back seat of the car and out the other door. But Tim followed him every step of the way like an eager pup. Some of the Equestrians witnessing the boy trailing Grant found it both adorable and amusing.
“Because they sure don’t look like birds to me,” Tim replied. “I heard that there was this meteor, hit the Earth someplace down in Mexico, and made like this one-hundred-mile crater –”
“Listen, ahh—” Grant interrupted, trying to remember the name.
“Tim.”
“Tim, which car were you planning on --?”
“Whichever one you are.”
Daring Do chuckled as she leaned beside Rainbow Dash, nudging her with a mischievous look.
“Reminds you of some pony, Rainbow Dash?” Daring Do smirked.
“Aw, come on!” Rainbow Dash brushed off. “I wasn’t that bad.”
Seeing where this was going, Grant went for the front car again, opened the rear door, and held it for Tim, who climbed into the back seat, rattling on and on.
“Then I heard this thing in OMNI? About the meteor making all this heat that made a bunch of diamond dust. And that changed the weather and they died because of the weather? Then my teacher told me about this other book by a guy named Bakker. And he says…”
*SLAM*
Grant closed the door on Tim before the boy could finish. He turned and made for the rear vehicle – and bumped right into Lex.
“She said I should ride with you because it would be good for you,” Lex addressed Ellie.
Grant looked toward Ellie, not hiding the fact he was annoyed.
“She’s a deeply neurotic woman,” Grant muttered.
“The boat is now loading,” A man spoke via P.A. “Everyone must be on the dock for the 1900 departure.”
“Okay, so there’s fifteen of us and two cars—” Twilight Sparkle calculated. “Each vehicle can hold two-to-four passengers… children under ten will need an adult. The rest of us shouldn’t take too much room, so we can manage this. Rarity, you Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Daring can sit with the kids and the lawyer—"
“Actually, Twilight darling,” Rarity piped in. “I just saw Grant getting in the car with Dr. Sattler and Malcolm. Mr. Gennaro’s with the kids.”
“When Ellie said that Grant has issues with children, she wasn’t kidding,” Daring Do shook her head.
“A car ride with a lawyer… heh, sounds just about as fun as a rage pit with a police officer,” Rainbow remarked.
“Okay then… the four of you can ride with the kids and Mr. Gennaro,” Twilight corrected herself. “The rest of us will ride with the scientists.”
“Then that settles it,” Applejack nodded. “Come on every pony, move your caboose.”
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The Jurassic Park control room resembled a mission control for a space launch, with several computer terminals and dozens of video screens that displayed images of various dinosaurs, taken from all over the park. There’s a large glass map of the island at the front of the room which was lit up like a Christmas tree with various colored lights, each one with a number and identification code next to it. But the place was unfinished, with unattached cables, construction materials, and ladders scattered about.
The moon among the half dozen technicians present was chaotic as they rushed around with last-minute adjustments. Muldoon whisked in through the double doors. Hammond was right behind him. They go straight to the main console, where Ray Arnold, fortyish, a chronic worrier and chain-smoker, was seated.
“National Weather Service is tracking a tropical storm about seventy-five miles west of us,” Muldoon informed.
“Why didn’t I build in Orlando?” Hammond sighed, looking over Arnold’s shoulder.
“I’ll keep an eye on it,” Muldoon assured. “Maybe it’ll swing south like the last one.”
“Ray, start the tour program,” Hammond commanded, with a deep breath.
Ray proceeded to punch a button along the console.
“Hold onto your butts,” Arnold said, not exactly comforting.
The commands on the console activated the video feeds, including audio, showcasing all the passengers in their cars. Plenty of whom were chattering excitedly in anticipation of the tour to start.
“And why did they put the fiberglass thing?” Ellie spoke.
“I know, right?” Spike observed.
“You want to join the future, right?” Gennaro asked.
“God help us when the hands of engineers…” Ian muttered.
“You must be a real hit at parties, aren’t you?” Pinkie replied.
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With a loud *CHUNK*, the Explorers started forward along the electrical pathway. Taking the front car were Gennaro, Tim, Lex, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Daring Do. In the rear vehicle were Grant, Ellie, Malcolm, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Time Turner. As they drove off from the Visitor’s Center to the heart of the park, a recorded voice spoke through the vehicle systems.
“During your tour, the appropriate information will be automatically selected and displayed for you.”
“Look!” Tim pointed out.
He touched the area of the screen displaying the appropriate icon. By then, the vehicles were heading towards two enormous, primitive gates, with torches blazing on either side.
“Are we gonna hit that?” Lex asked concerned.
“Of course not,” Rarity assured uncertainly. “I hope.”
“Welcome to Jurassic Park,” The voice concluded.
As if on command, the two doors slowly opened permitting the vehicles to enter the park safely.
“What have they got in there, King Kong?” Malcolm remarked.
“Hmm… King Kong on this island…” Pinkie Pie pondered, in her car. “Nah! Wrong universe! But that’ll certainly be a fun adventure in our future episode.”
“Is she always this random?” Time Turner questioned Fluttershy.
“Yes…” Fluttershy answered quietly.
As the gates sealed behind them, the Explorer’s speakers in the ponies’ care blared with a fanfare of trumpets, and the interview video screen flashed ‘Welcome to Jurassic Park’. A familiar voice spoke over the speaker:
“You are now entering the lost world of the prehistoric past,” The voice began. “A world of creatures long gone from the face of the Earth, which you are privileged to see for the first time.”
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Back in the control room, Hammond watched the monitor. He could see his grandchildren were enjoying themselves. Thanks to a headset he wore, he was able to communicate with the passengers.
“By the way, the voice you’re now hearing is Richard Kiley,” Hammond called. “We spared no expense!”
“Ooh, Richard Kiley!” Pinkie’s eyes widened. “I hear he practically created the role of Don Quixote for that ‘Man of La Mancha’ show, was even the first to sing and record that ‘Impossible Dream’ song. Some even call him an indispensable actor… whatever that means.”
“Yes, Pinkie, sounds very distinguished,” Twilight nodded, looking out the window.
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Back in the park, the passengers could see the fences are retaining walls covered with greenery and growth, to heighten the illusion of moving through a jungle. Inside the front car, Gennaro couldn’t help but look around the area with a hint of concern.
“The accident took place in a restricted area,” Gennaro murmured to himself. “It would not have been available to the public access. So, how can the safety of the public be called into question?”
“Wut accident?” Applejack asked
By now, the cars approached the top of a low rise, where a break in the foliage gave them a view down a sloping field that was broken by a river. All the while, the tour voice of Richard Kiley continued.
“If you look to the right, you’ll see a herd of the first dinosaurs on our tour, called Dilophosaurus,” The voice instructed.
Upon hearing the name ‘Dilophosaurus’, Tim and Lex practically slammed up against the windows for a better look. The one half of the Equestrians looked over them with the minimal view that was left.
“The safety…” Gennaro kept talking. “That’s the problem I had to answer.”
“Shhh…” Lex hushed.
“Can’t see a thing with all this jungle,” Rainbow complained.
“What are we looking for again?” Rarity asked.
“Dilophosaurus,” Tim answered.
“Oh yes… Dilophosaurus…” Rairty nodded nervously. “Is it dangerous?”
“Well, it wouldn’t be an adventure without a little danger,” Daring Do replied.
In the rear car, Grant was studying his map when Ellie and Rainbow Dash, hearing the voice, reacted.
“Oh, Shit!” Ellie gasped excitedly.
“Dilophosaurus!” Grant added.
“About time!” Spike leaned in.
Grant, Malcolm, Ellie, and the Equestrians pressed against the windows. In the third vehicle, all the other ponies were doing just the same. Much like the other passengers, they could see just down by the riverbank there was a wide variety of beautiful plants as far as their eyes could see. Unfortunately… not a sign of a herd was in range. The tour voice continued anyway.
“One of the earliest carnivores, we now know as Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, spitting its venom at its prey, causing blindness and paralysis, allowing the carnivore to eat at its leisure. This makes Dilophosaurus a beautiful, but deadly addition to Jurassic Park.”
Despite the corny scary music playing over the speaker, needless to say the mood amongst the passengers didn’t quite match.
“Hmm… I might have doubts about that,” Twilight Sparkle replied. “The Dilophosaurus I studied weren’t exactly known to spit venom.”
“Probably added that feature to make it more attractive than its real-life counterpart,” Time Turner suggested. “Though I’m curious to see how that works.”
“Well, I’ll tell you what I see… nothing,” Spike muttered.
“Alan, where?” Ellie asked.
Disappointed, Grant and the others sat back in their seats.
“Damn,” Grant muttered.
“Well, looks like we’re in for a long trip,” Applejack declared.
“Great. Wake me up when we see something interesting,” Rainbow closed her eyes.
The rainbow-haired Pegasus leaned her head along Applejack’s shoulder, while the Earth pony looked down with a smile. For a brief moment, she turned her head back to see if a dinosaur finally emerged… only to sigh upon seeing the very same sight before her. Along the road, the two cars moved on. As they rolled past, they had no idea that the headlights were on, even in the daytime.
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Back in Ponyville, chaos ran rampant ever since Regina had taken the two Cake Twins hostage. Apparently, following their kidnapping, Prince Blueblood had suddenly shown up and taken some form of search-and-rescue party in an effort to rescue the twins.
Wait a minute! When did ‘that’ happen?
It happened during one of Phantom’s Extra Cuts in the comment section (Only available on FimFiction). Don’t you remember anything?
Well, excuuuuse me! I’ve been busy having our pony forms doing something that may actually help. There’s a reason we left that pompous prince in a chimney after all.
… Fair point.
Anyway… back in the New Eden compound, Regina watched all the chaos unfolding through her magic mirror. An amused, wicked chuckle emanated off her. In an old cell just to her left, the two poor Cake Twins sat chained up and gagged as their eyes watched the Evil Queen fearfully.
“Once I finally have those shears back, the Order will be one step closer to ultimate victory!” Regina said to herself.
She turned her attention toward the locked-up Cake Twins, slowly stalking her way over. With a wave of her hand, the door magically opened by itself. She walked into the cell and knelt down toward their level.
“You two best hope they find them,” She spoke warningly. “If they don’t—well—let’s just say I hope you two are very good swimmers.”
The twins tried desperately to speak an objection, but the gags in their mouths made it very difficult to do so.
“Well… I suppose if you’re going to make a scene, may as well make some noise,” Regina rolled her eyes.
Using her magic, she made the gags disappear allowing the twins to consume a huge lungful of air.
“Please let us go!” Pumpkin cried. “We don’t know what was taken from you, but we didn’t do! I swear we didn’t take anything!”
“We just want to go back to mommy and daddy!” Pound blubbered. “Please let us go home!”
Regina merely smirked over their blubbering, using her magic to put the gags back on their mouths.
“Oh, I’ll let you go… once they find those shears,” She spoke wickedly.
With a wave of her hand, the cell door slowly closed and locked behind her as the Queen departed from the building. All alone in the cell, all the twins could do was cry and pray to Celestia that they’d be free of this dreadful prison. Unbeknownst to them, another figure entered the room under the cover of darkness through a nearby window. The figure quickly approached the cell, opening it as they entered the cell. Using her magic, the figure was able to release the twins from their shackles and remove their gags all at once. The twins, scared and shocked that someone else entered the cell, sat frozen with fear.
“W-W-Who are you?” Pound quivered.
Stepping into the light, the figure turned out to be a female Changeling of sorts. This Changeling had dark teal chitin, a long aquamarine mane tied back in a ponytail, buttermilk skin that transitioned into light purple around the neck with three jewels centrally located, green amazonite eyes, and two large antenna like prongs on her head along with a crown in her mane. She was undoubtedly a very beautiful changeling to say the very least.
“Don’t worry little ones,” She assured. “My name’s Atalanta, I’m here to help. Now, let’s get you two out of here.”
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Back in the control room, Ray Arnold watched his computer screen and the video monitors at the same time, keeping an eye on the cars as they moved through the park. Hammond hovered over his shoulder.
“Vehicle headlights are on and not responding,” Arnold informed. “Those shouldn’t be running off the car’s batteries.”
He sighed and reached for a clipboard hanging next to his chair, jotting this down.
“Item one fifty-one on today’s glitch list,” Arnold continued. “We have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo, and the computer’s not even on its feet yet.”
Hammond shook his head and turned to the technician to his right, who still had his back to them, watching a Costa Rican game show on one of his monitors and drinking a Jolt cola.
“Dennis, our lives are in your hands, and you have butterfingers?” Hammond asked, incredulous.
The technician turned around his chair and extended his arms in a Christ-like pose. Upon getting a look at him, a sinking feeling swells upon those who’ve seen him somewhere before… and they have. Dennis Nedry, the man who accepted a suitcase full of cash in San Jose.
“I am totally unappreciated in my time,” Nedry chuckled, sipping his soda. “You can run this whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that level of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and debug two million lines of code for what I bid this job? Because I’d sure as hell like to see them try.”
“I’m sorry about your financial problems, I really am,” Hammond responded. “But they are your problems.”
“You’re right, John. You’re absolutely right. Everything’s my problem.”
“I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you, Dennis. I really will not.”
“There’s hardly been a debate at all.”
“I don’t blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.”
“Thanks, Dad,” Nedry remarked sarcastically.
“Dennis – the headlights,” Arnold requested.
“Yeah, I’ll debug the tour program when they get back, okay?” Dennis answered, noting Arnold’s annoyance. “Okay?! It’ll eat a lot of computer cycles; we’ll lose part of the system for a while. There’s a finite amount of memory. We can’t use it for everything. Are you gonna compile for half an hour—”
Muldoon, who had been hovering near the video monitors as always, turned towards them, annoyed.
“Quiet, all of you!” Muldoon interrupted. “They’re approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.”
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The two Explorers drove along a high ridge and stopped at the edge of the large, open plain that was separated from the road by a fifteen-foot fence, clearly marked with ‘DANGER!’ signs and an ominous-looking electrical post. Tim, Lex, Gennaro, and their Equestrian group pressed forward against the windows, wide-eyed, waiting for you-know-who.
In the rear car, the voice of the radio droned on, but Grant, Ellie, Malcolm, and their Equestrian friends were hardly listening anymore, all of whom were dying of anticipation. Rainbow Dash finally woke up from her nap and stared toward where everyone else was looking. All while the voice on the speaker droned on.
“The mighty tyrannosaurus arose late in dinosaur history,” Kiley’s voice explained. “Dinosaurs ruled the earth for a hundred and fifty million years, but it wasn’t until the last—”
“Ellie, can you turn that off please?” Twilight requested.
Ellie flipped a switch and they all sat in complete silence – except for Malcolm, who looked toward the ceiling, thinking aloud.
“God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs.”
“Dinosaurs… Eat man,” Sattler finished. “Women inherits the Eart.”
The group slowly turned toward Ellie, wide-eyed. Pinkie Pie soon patted Spike’s shoulder.
“I’m going to miss you buddy,” Pinkie told Spike.
“HEY!!!” Spike frowned in annoyance.
“HEE-HEE! Just kidding!”
After sharing some awkward stares toward Ellie for a moment, the group returned their attention to the paddock. However, there’s no sign of the tyrannosaurus. Just then, a beep indicated the intercom was turned on as Arnold’s voice contacted them.
“Hold on, we’ll try to temp the Rex now,” Arnold informed. “Keep watching the fence.”
Inside the paddock, there was a low humming sound. Out in the midst of the field, a small cage rose into view, lifted on hydraulics from underground. The cage bars slid down, leaving the cage’s occupant standing alone in the middle of the field. It’s a goat, one leg chained to a stake. It looked around, confused, and was bleating plaintively.
In the front car, Lex, Tim, and the ponies looked toward the goat with widely different reactions.
“What’s going to happen to the goat?” Lex asked.
“That beast is going to eat the goat?!” Rarity gasped, wide-eyed.
“Excellent!” Tim smiled.
“What’s the matter, kid, you never had lamb chops?” Gennaro asked Lex.
“I happen to be a vegetarian,” Lex answered matter-of-factly.
“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, sugar cube,” Applejack assured.
“Hmm… what’s taking it so long?” Rainbow squinted.
“This is wrong…” Daring Do shook her head. “The T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed—
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“—he wants to hunt,” Grant continued. “You can’t just suppress sixty-five million years of gut instinct.”
“Aw… the poor little guy,” Fluttershy sighed, for the goat.
In the paddock, the goat stood waiting… and it waited… and waited… and waited. From the Explorers, fifteen faces watched expectantly. The goat tugged on its chain; it walked back and forth nervously. But other than the occasional bleating… not even a growl emerged from the trees behind the goat.
Within the rear car, Grant watched, his eyes glued, his breathing becoming a little more rapid. In the front car, Tim and Lex couldn’t tear their eyes away. Suddenly, Pinkie Pie gasped and tapped Twilight’s shoulder, pointing to some activity happening. Finally, the goat – laid down. To which, Twilight Sparkle rewarded Pinkie Pie with an annoyed glare and a slow head shake.
In the rear car, everyone sat back, disappointed again. Rainbow Dash groaned in frustration as she laid her chin atop her hoof huffing the air. To which Applejack and Daring Do looked on worriedly, as they turned toward each other… but no words were going to help this Pegasus. Eventually, the cars pulled forward with the T-Rex declared a no-show and the tour continued. As they leaned in their seats in disappointment, Malcolm looked into the intercom camera and voiced his opinion through the microphone.
“Now, eventually you do plan on having dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?” Malcolm asked, exhaling the lens. “Hello? H-Hello? Yes?”
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In the control room, Hammond merely shook his head as Malcolm’s voice came through.
“I really hate that man,” Hammond eyed the monitor.
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As the ride continued, Grant got into his seat leaving Malcolm behind Ellie. He, along with the ponies, looked out the opposite window, while Malcolm rattled on to Ellie.
“You, see? The Tyrannosaur doesn’t obey any set patterns or park schedules,” Malcolm rambled. “The essence of chaos.”
“I’m still not clear on chaos,” Ellie admitted.
“We’ve had our share of chaos back home,” Time Turner spoke up. “But what does it mean to you?”
“It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems,” Malcolm explained. “Its only principle is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking, and in Central Park, you get rain instead of sunshine.”
Ellie, Pinkie Pie, and Spike gestured with her hand to show this information has gone right over their heads.
“Did I go too fast?” Malcolm chuckled. “I did a fly-by.”
“Yeah… understanding magic is one thing, but when it comes to chaos…” Twilight sighed. “Completely missed it.”
“I spend guys night with a Draconequus who thrives on causing chaos, there’s no explaining him,” Spike shook his head.
“Now, I think you’re being very unfair to Discord,” Fluttershy defended. “Yes, he can be mischievous and sometimes pulls pranks with no consideration. But he really is a sweet guy, he’s just as misunderstood as chaos.”
“Hmm… is that why you fantasize about your dream wedding with the big guy?” Pinkie smirked deviously.
“Why does every pony keep thinking that?” Fluttershy sighed. “We’re very good friends.”
“Give it time…”
Amidst all the talk, while looking out the opposite window, Grant saw movement at the far end of a field. He sat bolt upright, trying to get a better look. To which, this did not go unnoticed when Time Turner turned to him.
“What is it?” Turner asked curiously.
“Shh-shh-shh…” Grant shushed.
Keeping quiet, Time Turner peeked out the window hoping to see where Grant was looking. Meanwhile, Malcolm was looking for another example – until he pointed to a glass of water.
“Here. Give me your glass of water. We’ll perform an experiment.”
He dipped his hand into the glass of water. He took Ellie’s hand on his own.
“The car should be still, but that’s okay,” Malcolm rambled. “It’s just an example. Put your hand flat like a hieroglyphic. Now watch the way the drop of water falls on your hand. Which way will the drop roll? Over which finger?”
“Thumb, I’d say,” Ellie guessed.
Malcolm flicked his fingers, and a drop of water fell on the back of Ellie’s hand. Before the eyes of the Equestrians watching, the drop rolled off the back.
“Ah ha. Okay, freeze your hand,” Malcolm instructed. “Don’t move. I’ll do the same thing, start with the same place again. Which way now?”
“Wouldn’t it be the same way?” Spike shrugged.
Malcolm dropped the water again; the group eyed the process carefully… and they gasped.
“Great wickering stallions!” Time Turner gasped. “It changed.”
“Why?” Malcolm asked, like a teacher. “Because and here is the principle of tiny variations – the orientations of the hairs on your hand…”
“Alan, look at this,” Ellie gestured.
But Grant wasn’t quite paying attention to the demonstration. His eyes were still focused on what’s outside.
“… the amount of blood distending your vessels, imperfections in the skin –” Malcolm continued.
“’Imperfections in the skin’?” Fluttershy asked, confused.
“Oh, just microscopic… microscopic… that never repeat, and vastly affect the outcome. That’s… what?”
“Unpredictability,” Twilight Sparkle answered.
“And even if we haven’t seen it yet, I’m quite sure it’s going on in this park right now,” Malcolm concluded.
“Life does seem to feel a lot like that,” Spike replied, understandingly. “One moment I met this beautiful girl by chance, and suddenly the course of my own future seemed to change. Meeting Gabby… I find it dynamic – and exciting – least, I think I do.”
“Lemme guess… another dragon?” Malcolm guessed.
“Actually… no.”
Grant’s curiosity had finally gotten the best of him. There’s definitely something out in the field, and this scientist just had to see it. He jerked the door handle and opened his door a few inches. He looked outside towards freedom, then looked around to see if anybody was watching him. Just when the Equestrians turned to look, Grant hurled the door open and bolted out of the moving car.
“Dr. Grant?” Twilight called out. “Where’re you going?”
“There! Look at this. See? I’m right again,” Malcolm pointed out, satisfied. “No one could have predicted that Dr. Grant would jump out of a moving vehicle?”
“Alan?” Ellie called out.
She too jumped out and followed him into the field.
“Hey, wait up!” Pinkie Pie called out. “I want to go too!”
Pinkie Pie also leapt out of the car, bouncing toward the scientists and soon the other Equestrians were making their way out to join her.
“Pinkie, wait for us!” Twilight called out.
“And there’s another example,” Malcolm shrugged. “See? Here I am now by myself, um, uh, talking to myself – that’s Chaos Theory! What the hell am I doing here? I’m the only one who knows what’s going on…”
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In the front car, the remainder of the group could see their friends bolting out of their vehicle and out onto the field.
“Where in Equestria are they going?” Rainbow Dash wondered.
“I dunno hun,” Applejack answered. “But I reckon we oughtta find out.”
“Girls, weren’t we instructed to stay in the car…?” Rarity asked.
“Ah come on, where’s your spirit of adventure?” Daring Do smirked, opening the door. “I’d like to see too!
“Hey! Wait up!” Timmy called out, following.
“Timmy!” Lex shouted.
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Inside the control room, Hammond, Muldoon, and Arnold stared at the video monitor incredulously as everyone, and every pony, poured out of the cars and followed Grant down the hill. All the while, the cars rolled on slowly, empty, their doors hung open.
“Uh – Mr. Hammond –” Arnold pointed out.
“Stop the program!” Hammond ordered. “Stop the program!”
“There you are!” Muldoon groaned, irritated. “I told you how many times we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!”
Across the room, Dennis Nedry snuck a peek at the video monitor. It showed an image of the steel door, plainly marked – ‘EMBRYONIC COLD STORAGE. RESTRICTED!’ He turned toward another monitor, which was labeled ‘EAST DOCK’. The monitor showed a supply ship, moored at the dock. Its cargo was being uploaded and a large group of workers filed aboard. Nedry had something in the counter, where no one could see it: A can of shaving cream.
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Deep within the park, Grant, Ellie, Gennaro, the kids, and especially the Equestrians are out along the open field, heading towards a small stand of trees. For the first time, the sky started to darken rather early in the day which made Fluttershy, as she looked up, rather nervous. Tim dogged Grant’s footsteps, so excited he could hardly keep his feet on the ground.
“So, like I was saying, there’s this other book by a guy named Bakker?” Tim rambled. “And he said dinosaurs died of a bunch of diseases?”
“Guys, where are we going?” Rainbow called out.
“… He definitely didn’t say they turned into birds,” Tim continued.
“So, no pony is going to answer the question?” Rainbow called out. “No? Yes? Urgh… pony feathers…”
Poor Gennaro was scared as hell, even as he followed the others about. His head darted left and right as if expecting something terrible to happen at any moment.
“Uh – anybody else think we shouldn’t be out here?” Gennaro pointed out.
“And his book was a lot fatter than yours,” Tim remarked, using his hand to demonstrate. “Like this.”
“Really?” Grant replied dryly.
“Yours was fully illustrated,” Ellie assured.
“Sure! How can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?” Pinkie Pie smiled.
“Pinkie Pie, there are many good books in the world ‘without’ pictures…” Twilight replied, annoyed.
“Anybody at all!” Gennaro called out. “Feel free to speak up.”
Suddenly, Lex stumbled, and Grant caught her hand, stopping her fall.
“You okay?” Grant asked.
To which Lex looked up at him and smiled. Grant smiled back, trying to recover his hand, only Lex held tight. He’s massively uncomfortable, and the Equestrians were quick to notice.
“Look at this! Wait, watch!” Tim beckoned for attention. “Come on, watch this!”
“All I can see is someone definitely has an admirer,” Twilight giggled, facing Spike. “Reminds you of any pony you know?”
“You make me sound like a baby…” Spike frowned.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Grant stopped suddenly.
“What is it, Dr. Grant?” Derring Do asked curiously.
For a moment, the entirety of the group had stopped in their tracks. Staring before them, a huge smile spread across the faces of both Tim and Grant. Twilight Sparkle looked toward where they were facing, and her eyes went wide with awe.
“No way…” Twilight Sparkle gasped.
“Everybody, wait here,” Grant instructed.
Grant proceeded to walk off ahead, leaving the group standing there for a moment. When the other Equestrians turned toward where Twilight was looking, they could barely contain their own excitement.
“To heck with this…” Daring Do remarked, charging ahead.
“Hey Daring, wait up!” Rainbow Dash followed hastily.
Seeing the two ponies charging ahead, Tim proceeded to follow as well.
“Tim!” Ellie beckoned.
“Hey, Timmy!” Lex reached out.
“Come back here, hun!” Applejack called out, sighing. “Come on, y’all. Better follow ‘em and make sure they don’t get hurt.”
“Right… not that there’s anything to be scared of,” Rarity chuckled nervously. “Well, come on then.”
Fearlessly, for the most part, Tim and the Equestrians followed behind Grant. They pushed their way through the tall grass before them. Eventually, as they reached the clearing, the whole group could see: A female Triceratops, a big one, lying on its side, blocking the light at the end of the path. It had an enormous, curved shell that flanked its head, two big horns over its eyes, and a third on the end of its nose. It didn’t move, it was just breathing, loud and raspy, blowing up little clouds of dust with every exhalation as she lay upon her side. Grant stood next to one of Jurassic Park’s veterinarians, Doctor Harding, almost in a gaze.
“Hello everybody,” Harding greeted. “Don’t be scared. Come on, it’s okay. Muldoon tranquilized her for me. She’s sick.”
“Oh… my…” Fluttershy gasped, in awe. “She’s beautiful…”
“Hi baby!” Ellie chuckled with excitement. “Hey baby girl. Hey.”
“As I live and breathe… a real-live Triceratops!” Time Turner gasped.
“Is it okay if we touch it?” Twilight Sparkle asked Harding.
“Sure,” Harding nodded.
Grant, along with Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy, stood next to the animal and stroked its head. Ellie and the others moved forward toward the animal.
“She was always my favorite when I was a kid,” Grant spoke. “And now I see she’s the most beautiful thing I ever saw.”
“Shh… there, there…” Fluttershy gently stroked the Triceratops. “It’s okay…”
The two scientists knelt to their knees, checking the animal. Grant furrowed his brow, noticing something, all professional curiosity now. The animal’s tongue, dark purple, drooped limply from its mouth.
“Ellie, take a look at this,” Grant pointed out.
“Yeah, baby girl, it’s okay,” Ellie spoke softly.
Ellie scratched the tongue with her fingernail. A clear liquid leaked from the broken blisters.
“Micro vesicles,” Ellie observed. “That’s interesting.”
Grant, fascinated, wandered all the way around to the back of the animal. Harding joined Ellie and handed her his penlight.
“What are her symptoms?” Ellie questioned.
“Imbalance, disorientation, labored breathing,” Harding listed. “Seems to happen about every six weeks or so.”
“Six weeks?”
Ellie took the penlight from the veterinarian and shined its light into the animal’s eyes.
“Are there pupillary effects from the tranquilizer?” Ellie continued.
“Yes, mitotic,” Harding confirmed. “Pupils should be constricted.”
“These are dilated. Take a look.”
“They are?” Harding inspected. “I’ll be damned.”
“That’s pharmacological. From local plant life.”
She turned, studying the surrounding landscape. Her mind’s really at work, puzzling over each piece of foliage. She soon recognized a plant that stood out.
“Is this West Indian Lilac?” Ellie asked.
“Yes,” Harding nodded. “We know they’re toxic, but the animals don’t eat them.”
“Are you sure?”
“Pretty sure.”
“What do you think, Miss Ellie?” Fluttershy asked worriedly. “She wouldn’t actually be eating this stuff, would she?”
“There’s only one way to be positive, Fluttershy,” Ellie confirmed. “I’ll have to see the dinosaur’s droppings.”
“You can’t miss them,” Harding pointed out.
By chance, Malcolm happened to be walking by when he overheard Ellie.
“Dino… droppings?” Malcolm repeated. “Droppings?”
“Mm-hmm…” Fluttershy nodded.
Ellie and Fluttershy, along with several of the Equestrians, walked down the clearing to study some of the samples. Along the way, Applejack was following closely when Daring Do came up from behind.
“Some trip, huh A.J.?” Daring Do replied. “One of the first Dinosaurs we’ve uncovered during our time on this island, and something’s clearly ailing her.
“It’s somethin’ all right,” Applejack nodded. “But I reckon we’ll have this straightened out.”
“Sure will. So… you and Rainbow Dash have been quite a couple now. How long have you been seeing each other?”
“Bout a couple months… give or take. We enjoy each other’s company.”
“Ah yes, Rainbow was very specific about that. She talks a lot about you. I just hope I’m not getting in the way.”
“Nah… no, of course not. I’m glad to see Rainbow Dash catchin’ up with one of her idols. She is yer biggest fan after all.”
“Heh-heh… yeah, I’ve noticed. She’s a good mare. A little head-strong and rash I’ll admit, but I learn to like her. Almost reminds me of myself when I was younger. And a mare who cares that much for any pony, you especially… those are good traits.”
“Mmm-hmm… there’s just one thing that I just can’t put my hoof on,” Applejack expressed, concerned.
“What do you mean?” Daring Do raised a brow curiously.
“Why would you go ‘bout mentionin’ your pseudonym if ya wanted to keep yer life as an adventurer and an author separate?”
“… Well… if I recall correctly, Caballeron ‘did’ try to write me off in a negative light not too long ago,” Daring Do replied casually. “And if I may add, it didn’t take long for him to discover how similar we are. Naturally, it wouldn’t have taken long for my readers to find out.
“It’s just… ya seemed mighty casual about it. Even Fluttershy told me how miserable you were when yer character was ruined, even if she wanted insight on the fella’s perspective.”
“… Maybe we ought to talk more about this ‘after’ the tour,” Daring Do offered. “We’ve got more important matters to worry about.
Ending the topic then and there, Daring Do walked ahead as Applejack looked on. While the Earth pony didn’t mean to press her too hard, something about Daring Do a.k.a. A.K. Yearling just felt ‘off’. For now, Applejack would let this go… but this mare knew they had much more to talk about. If not so much for her own sake… but for Rainbow Dash.
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Heavy activity was taking place within the control room. Hammond and Arnold had been watching the video monitors, displeased about something. Arnold looked toward one that gave them a view from the beach, looking out at the ocean. The clouds beyond are almost black, as a tropical storm began to build. Muldoon was on the phone, to confirm their suspicions.
“Yeah, I got that,” Muldoon confirmed, holding the phone aside. “The storm center hasn’t dissipated or changed course. We’ll have to cut the tour short, I’m afraid. We’ll pick it up again tomorrow where we left off.”
“Are you sure we have to?” Hammond asked, concerned.
“It’s not worth taking the chance, John,” Arnold shook his head.
“Sustained winds at 45 knots,” Muldoon spoke, into the phone.
“Tell them when they get back to the cars,” Hammond nodded.
“Ladies and gentlemen, last shuttle to the dock leaves in approximately five minutes,” Arnold announced, to the others. “Drop what you are doing and leave now.”
As Hammond pondered over the news, a growing frustration slowly brewed through the mostly calm old man. Unable to contain himself anymore, he slammed a fist onto the desk.
“Damn!”
Across the room, Nedry stared at his video monitor, watching the boat. He’s on the phone with the mate, whose images he can see on the monitor. The seas around the dock are much rougher now.
“We’re not well-berthed here without a storm barrier!” The mate called. “We may have to leave as soon as the last of the works are aboard.”
“No, no, you stick to the plan,” Nedry instructed, lowly. “You wait till they’re back from the tour.”
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The weather grew darker across the field, while the scientists and the Equestrians were grouped around an enormous spoor of triceratops excreta. It stood at least waist high, if not higher, covered with buzzing flies swarming about. Poor Rarity looked as though she were about to throw up, struggling so hard to hold one hoof over her mouth.
“That is one big pile of shit!” Ian remarked, removing his shades.
“I think I’m going to be sick!” Rarity groaned, turning green. “Sweet Celestia, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten lunch before this.”
“Yep…” Applejack nodded. “Just like Sweet Apple Acres back home.”
“It also smells like all those adventures in the darkest forests of Equestria,” Daring Do added. “Searching for lost temples, buried treasure… the remains of departed ancestors… anyway, where’re the others Rainbow?
“Alan’s keeping an eye on Ellie, Twilight, Fluttershy, Spike, & Dr. Whooves,” Rainbow confirmed. “They volunteered to collect some samples or something to figure out why that Triceratops has been so sick lately.”
“And the kids?”
“Back in the car.”
“How are you not disgusted by all this?!” Rarity exclaimed loudly. “It’s the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen.”
“When y’all work on a farm as long as I have, ya get used to the smell,” Applejack replied casually.
“Wild animals leave their little goodies any direction you walk,” Daring Do added. “It happens.
“Besides, Fluttershy’s done her share of cleaning around her cottage and sanctuary,” Rainbow Dash pointed out. “Meanwhile, there’s Twilight and Spike with all their chemistry mumbo-jumbo, and Dr. Whooves with the science stuff—”
“I knew I should’ve stayed at the Visitor’s Center,” Rarity cringed, walking off.
“Is she always like this?” Ian asked Rainbow.
“Yep,” Rainbow answered. “She likes everything to smell nice and looking clean. Hates getting dirty… for ‘any’ reason.”
“It’s going to be one of those days, huh?” Ian asked deadpanned.
“Eeyup,” Applejack nodded.
“Great…”
Nearby, Ellie and her assistants had plastic gloves that reached toward their elbows. They had just withdrawn their hands and hooves from the midst of the dung.
“Hey ladies,” Ellie spoke to Twilight and Fluttershy. “Thanks for helping me out on this.”
“No problem, Ellie,” Fluttershy nodded. “We want to find out why the poor dear’s sick after all.”
“As the Princess of Friendship, we never leave a creature suffering no matter what illness they have,” Twilight added.
“And you sure you don’t find this disgusting?”
“My whole life living with animals in my cottage taught me to be more responsible for their messes,” Fluttershy chuckled. “Not to mention training them on where to go whenever that have ‘businesses to attend to.”
“Add to my experience working with dangerous chemicals for science, chemistry in this case, I’m used to this,” Twilight emphasized. “Unlike… some ponies I know.”
Twilight Sparkle slowly looked toward the side and saw Rarity puking unable to hold it in any longer. Twilight merely sighed, with a shake of her head, before returning to work.
“Can I ask you a question, Fluttershy?” Ellie asked Fluttershy.
“Ask away,” Fluttershy nodded.
“How’d you get your Cutie Mark?”
“Well, it’s a long story,” Fluttersyh began. “Rainbow challenged some bullies to a race, and I accidentally fell from the clouds and into this forest. I’d have died had a swarm of butterflies hadn’t cushioned my downfall and soon enough I realized I was able to communicate with the other animals. It was then I also realized I wanted to take care of all animals, big and small, thus earning my Cutie Mark as well as embracing my own destiny… all while my friend created her first Sonic Rainboom… but that’s another story.”
“Huh… to think you were a bullied filly and now a heroine in your own land. That’s something you don’t always get with that kind of luck.”
“Thanks, Ellie.”
“And you Twilight? How did you get yours?”
“Well, much like my friends, I was a filly when it happened,” Twilight Sparkle explained. “The day I witnessed my first Summer Sun Celebration, seeing Celestia raise the sun with my very own eyes, she became my second idol whom I admired and respected… next to Starswirl the Bearded of course. I was very serious with my studies, reading cover to cover till my parents decided to enroll me to the top school in Equestria.”
“What school might that be?”
“Why Princess Celestia’s own school of course. Celestia’s School of Gifted Unicorns.”
“Sounds like Harvard University.”
“You could say that…” Twilight nodded. “Anyways, I was happy to learn I’d be going to the princess’s school… if I passed a test. Not just ‘any’ test, oh no. A ‘magic’ test to determine the capabilities of my own magic.”
“Sort of like an entrance exam, only… harder?”
“Very hard,” Twilight emphasized. “All I had to do was hatch a dragon egg, which would eventually be Spike. But I was so nervous, with every pony looking at me, I nearly choked and almost gave up trying. Until—”
“The Sonic Rainboom?” Ellie guessed.
“Exactly! That very same Rainboom Rainbow Dash made, that caused my magic to finally hatch the egg… but also caused some uncontrollable transformations due to my… ‘stress’. Luckily, Celestia was there to help, and I was afraid I had made a foal of myself in front of my idol. But when she looked at me, she told me I was a very special pony with great magic… if I were able to control it.”
“How?”
“If I were to agree to be her personal assistant!” Twilight smiled.
“You’re kidding!” Ellie replied, surprised.
“Nope, totally serious,” Twilight chuckled. “Me, of all ponies, asked by our ruler of Equestria to be her personal assistant. Of course, I couldn’t refuse… least not without my parents’ approval. Add to the fact I had gained my Cutie Mark, and discovered my destiny through my love of magic, best day of my life if you ask me.”
“You family must’ve been very proud of you.”
“Not just my parents, but my older brother, Shining Armor, and my foalsitter back then, Princess Cadance.”
“You really are one lucky pony, Twilight Sparkle.”
“Thanks…” Twilight blushed in embarrassment. “Ahem, anyway… I-I-I don’t happen to see any lilacs anywhere.”
“Hmm… you’re right,” Ellie observed the samples. “There’s no trace of lilac berries. That’s so odd, though. All right, she’s suffering from Melia toxicity—”
“She’s definitely showing all the signs,” Fluttershy confirmed.
“Every six weeks—” Ellie thought aloud.
Ellie turned and walked out into the open field a few paces, thinking heavily. Malcolm eyed her, looking back toward the dung.
“She’s, uh – tenacious,” Malcolm expressed, for lack of better word.
“You have no idea,” Grant shook her head.
“You girls will remember to wash your hands, um, ‘hooves’ before you eat anything?”
“Of course, we are!” Twilight replied. “We’re not ‘animals’… well, you know what I mean?”
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Back in the control room, Dennis Nedry was busily and surreptitiously typing a series of commands into his console. On his screen, a cartoon hand wound up a cartoon clock, moving its second hand up to the twelve. The clock rotated around to face the screen. It had a large green dollar sign in the middle. A big word appeared on screen; an option surrounded by a forbidding red box. ‘EXECUTE’, it said.
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By this point, the skis are really foreboding now, a sense of urgency growing by the second. Pinkie Pie’s twitches soon became frequent, as if she were able to sense a ‘doozy’ of sorts. Meanwhile, while Ellie and Grant were studying the animal, from only a short distance away from the group, the ponies and Spike couldn’t help but think about this chain of events.
“You know girls, I’ve been thinking there’s something about the periodicity that doesn’t add up,” Time Turner confirmed.
“I know,” Twilight Sparkle scratched her head. “Triceratops was a constant browser, and constant browsers would be constantly sick.”
“But not just every six weeks,” Fluttershy pointed out. “I just wish I knew what was bothering her.”
“I know what you mean,” Spike nodded.
In the meantime, Daring Do was looking around like the trepid explorer that she was. Just then, her eyes caught a glimpse of some smooth rocks on the ground.
“What have we here?” Daring thought aloud, picking one up. “Hey guys, you might want to take a look at this. Do these look familiar?”
“What is it, Daring Do?” Rainbow eyed the rock closely.
“I’ve seen pictures of these in Grant’s fully illustrated book,” Daring confirmed. “The one Mr. Tim let me borrow.”
“I see…” Time Turner nodded. “So… what are they?”
Twilight Sparkle came over to check on the stones. A light went in her eyes, as she called out to Ellie.
“Hey Ellie! We found something!” Twilight called out.
Ellie, her attention received, approached Twilight Sparkle and her eyes gleamed too.
“Alan – gizzard stones!”
Grant turned just as Ellie hurled one of the stones which Grant caught. They look at each other in amazement. As before, when they get excited, they talk right over each other.
“That’s it, it explains the periodicity, the –” Grant explained rapidly.
“—the undigested state of the berries because it’s –” Ellie spoke over.
“—Unrelated to the feeding pattern—”
“What are they saying?” Tim asked the Equestrians.
“It’s simple, Tim,” Twilight explained. “Some animals like her, don’t have teeth—”
“—like birds—” Grant emphasized.
“—Yes, like birds. What happens is, and I’ve raised an owl myself, they swallow the stones and hold them in a muscular sack in their stomachs—”
“—which is called a gizzard,” Spike jumped in. “Gabby explained that to me. She said it helps them mash their food, but what happens after a while—”
“—the stones get smooth, every six weeks,” Grant butted in. “So the animal regurgitates them—”
“—barfed them up—” Rainbow simplified.
“—and swallows fresh ones.”
“So, when our Triceratops swallowed the stones, she swallowed the poison berries,” Daring Do confirmed.
“Great wickering stallions!” Time Turner gasped. “So, that’s what’s making her sick.”
“Very good observation, Dr. Whooves,” Fluttershy smiled in approval. “Now we just have to figure out how to treat her.”
Suddenly, thunder rumbled as the storm overhead was about to burst loose. Gennaro, scared of more than one thing now, put his foot down.
“Doctors, if you please – I have to insist we get moving.”
“All right, calm down,” Rainbow Dash brushed off. “It’s just a little storm.”
“A little?!” Rarity asked, appalled. “Sounds way bigger than a little storm. And I’d know from experience.”
“What does she mean?” Daring Do asked Rainbow Dash.
“It’s a very long story…” Dash replied.
“Oh, you know, if it’s alright, I’d like to stay with Doctor Harding and finish up with the Trike,” Ellie offered. “If you know…”
“Sure, I’m in a gas-powered jeep,” Harding confirmed. “I can drop her off at the Visitor’s Center before I make the boat with the others.”
“Great. Then I’ll catch up with you if you want to go on.”
“Are you sure?” Fluttershy asked worriedly. “That storm sounds awfully scary; maybe I should stay with you.”
“No, you go on with the others,” Ellie spoke politely. “I want to stay with her a little longer.”
“Okay, then,” Grant nodded, understandingly.
“We’ll meet you back at the Visitor’s Center as soon as possible,” Twilight Sparkle confirmed. “Come on, every pony. Let’s get out of here.”
There was a lightning flash now, with a tooth-rattling thunderclap right on its heels. Grant turned and followed the others, Lex right in his tracks. Ellie and Harding go back to the triceratops, which started to come back to life. As Grant reached the Explorer, he turned back for one last look at Ellie. He raised his hand to wave, but she turned the other way. Feeling silly, he dropped his hand and headed into the woods. But just as he did, Ellie turned and waved to him, but with his back turned, he missed it too.
In this way, they said goodbye…
Back at the cars, as the reflections of the groups approached, the first raindrops fell on the windshields of the tour vehicles. They’re big, fat drops, and they kick up little clouds of dust as they smack into the glass. There was no mistaking the circumstance, especially from one particular party pony who’d been shaking about:
“O-O-O-O-Ooooh boy…” Pinkie Pie shuddered. “I-I-I-I-It’s going to be some s-s-s-s-s-torm…”
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It was nearly dark now. The wind whipped up, and the trees swayed violently. Within the safety of the control room, Hammond and Ray Arnold stared at the video screens.
“I found a way to re-route through the program,” Arnold explained. “I’m turning the cars around in the rest area loop.”
“Rotten luck, this storm,” Hammond muttered. “Get my grandchildren on the radio, will you? I don’t want them to worry about a wee bit of rain.”
As Arnold reached for the hand microphone, tensions rose from across the room. Dennis Nedry, sweat forming along his upper lip now, stared at his own video monitor. The supply boat was still docked on the island shore, only now it was buffeted by heavy waves. Nerdy whispered sharply into the phone, arguing with the mate of the ship again, whom he can see on the video monitor.
“There’s nothing I can do!” The mate insisted. “If the captain says we gotta go, we gotta go!”
“No, no, listen to me!” Nedry whispered harshly. “You’ve got to give me this time. I did a test run on this thing, and it took me twenty minutes. I think I can push it to eighteen, but you gotta give me at least fifteen minutes. Just give me fifteen minutes.”
“No promises! No promises!”
“I’ll be there in ten!”
Without another word, the Mate hung up the phone and from the feed Nedry could see him making his way back toward the boat. If Dennis wasn’t nervous before, now his anxiety was further increasing. He realized, by this point, this was a now-or-never situation. If he was going to pull off this heist successfully, and get his money’s worth, he’d have to act now… or this whole scheme would have come down to nothing. He took a deep breath and realized what he needed to do…
Thanks for using some of my Quote Suggestions again, Lord Enigma!
Oh boy, things are going to spice up.
So much happening all at once, now I know how Doc feels of all the mysteries that sprung up in the C.A. lately. Among other things in this chapter:
A pair of Earth ponies on a race to recover a relic in exchange for the lives of two. children.
Said children potentially being rescued by a rather unlikely heroine.
A tour of which is off to a slow start, yet lands the group to encountering an ill-dinosaur.
And behind the scenes, a greedy co-worker is plotting to pull the biggest heist of his life, and nobody knows about it (Unless you read the commentaries).
All of this and more are foreshadowing something chaotic about to erupt like an inactive volcano finally blowing its top. Up till now, this travel has been relatively harmless with no sense of urgency or endangerment. But if our heroes have learned anything from past experiences, nothing ever stays quiet for long.
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You can say that again, Postwar.
Things will be getting REALLY spiced up
The Triceratops scene was also one my favorites scenes in this film too.
Excuse me, Mr. E. You mispelled Daring Do's name. It's pronounced Daring, not Derring. Just thought I'd point it out.
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Katochi: So that's who was his special guests, his kids.
Sunset Shimmer: Aw, they're so adorable. *John looked at her for a moment, and thought...maybe one day*
Petro: Am I the only one who thinks that bringing a bunch of kids to a dinosaur filled island is a bad idea. *Gungi growled in agreement*
Mando: *Grogu gets worried as he shakes a bit* Easy there, kid.
Zatt: You know, he really shouldn't talk like that.
Ganodi: Yeah, not everyone gets the chance to see their grandkids.
Byph: Amen to that, sister.
Cal Kestis: I have to admit, the kids seem to be taking it well.
Mando: The youth don't see things the same way the adults do. Sometimes they have to give them a chance in order for them to really see.
Postwar: Wise words, Mando.
Sunset Shimmer: I'm getting the feeling that there's something else going to happen.
Postwar: Gut instinct?
Sunset Shimmer: Call it a special intuition.
Postwar: *kisses her cheek* And that's why you're so sexy when you do that. *Sunset blushes madly and held him close*
The Padawans watched the two of them.
Petro: I don't know if I should me amazed or freaked out at the same time.
Katochi: Because she looks like Master Sunset, minus the hair?
Petro: Exactly.
Zatt: Glad I'm not the only one.
Mando: Kid speaks from experience, he's been through this before.
Rex: And in my line of work, experience, outranks everything.
Postwar: You can say that, again.
Cal Kestis: So that's why the kids are there.
Postwar: He doesn't want them to struggle with the divorce thing.
Sunset: Which is understandable. Not every child wants to go through the whole ordeal of dealing with their parents issues. But sometimes it's not a good idea to keep this from them. They don't want to emotionally scar the kids, because if they do, it'll haunt them for the rest of their life.
Petro: Wow...that's deep.
Postwar: She's a trained psychologist. It's her job to help those in need. She helped me out plenty of times the day we first met. After that, we became close and had been together ever since.
Katochi: Aw, that's so sweet.
Ganodi: Hmph, well that's just mean.
Zatt: Yeah, just because the kid's a fan, doesn't mean the guy can just brush him off like that.
Postwar: Some people just aren't a fan of kids. Unlike a certain doctor.
Sunset Shimmer: We're looking at you, Dr. Alan.
Postwar: I liked him better during Independance Day.
Sunset Shimmer: Huh?
Postwar: Long story. Don't know if Mr. E is going to explore that area when we get there one day.
Sunset Shimmer: Looks like someone's too focused on what's around them instead of others.
Postwar: That's always been her problem since she was little.
Sunset Shimmer: Really?
Mando: We could tell you stories. *everyone voicing in agreement*
Mando: They shouldn't let their guard down.
Katochi: Agreed, it's a disaster waiting to happen.
Postwar: They should also learn to invest in their security systems more.
Cal Kestis: Yeah, tell me about it.
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Zatt: Hey, it's that fat guy!!
Ganodi: Wait...is he planning, to use the kids as live bait...for a distraction?!
Petro: Oh man, now that's evil.
Postwar: You can say that again.
Mando: He's trying to distract them, to keep them occupied from their current situation.
Rex: You really get out a lot, do you?
Mando: You clones may have fought all over the galaxy, but when it comes to detail, they have a tendency to let them slip by.
Rex: Touche.
Postwar: Normally, I'd be offended, but that was very funny. But then again, they should try cloning.
Rex: As long as they don't have inhibitor chips placed in their heads.
Cal Kestis: Agreed.
Mando: It's stalking new prey. When it catches the scent of someone new, they bide their time and wait for the right moment to strike.
Postwar: You know, maybe I should ask you to further train me.
Mando: I would...for the right. *Drops a large chest filled with the rarest gold in the galaxy. Looks at him casually* When do you want to start?
All: Join the club.
Postwar: When it comes to life, everything is unpredictable.
Cal Kestis: I can agree to that.
Postwar: Anyone else feel puckish? *Postwar snapped his fingers, causing food to appear in front of them, taking them by surprise* No one's had lunch yet, right?
Everyone then began to slowly eat their food.
Petro: Doesn't anyone follow the rules anymore?!
Katochi: Like you did during our first Jedi Training?
Petro: Er, point taken.
Postwar: Clearly, no one had ever heard of the expression, curiosity killed the cat.
Sunset Shimmer: You get a lot of absentminded people these days.
Cal Kestis: Agreed.
Postwar: In other words, dino poop. *everyone starts to laugh at that*
Sunset Shimmer: Hmmmmm.
Postwar: Something wrong?
Sunset Shimmer: Just a hunch, though I can't quite put my finger on it.
Mando: He's simply biding his time. As do any greedy bantha poodoo.
Postwar: Yeah, no kidding.
Sunset Shimmer: Poodoo?
Postwar: Don't ask, it's a long story.
Postwar: Again, we could tell you stories. *Looks at Sunset* Just so you know, Rarity's counterpart is like that too.
Sunset Shimmer: Really. Hmmm. *Maybe I should consider asking her to come over*
Sunset Shimmer: So that's how her story started.
Postwar: And believe it or not, she wasn't even interested in friendship and thought it was a waste of time. Your counterpart was also arrogant and didn't want to follow orders.
Sunset Shimmer: I know what that was like. I was sort of like a rebel in my youth.
Postwar: Yeah, during the invasion of the Storm King.
Katochi: They were invaded?
Postwar: Long story.
Postwar: If there's two things I hate, it's suspense and horror movies.
Sunset Shimmer: Why don't you like them?
Postwar: I don't do scary.
Very good Mr e
Still at work and…*Sees the next chapter’s word counts*…10,000 WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSS?!
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This one’s gonna take a while….
They're sure dealing with quite a lot at this Dinosaur theme park
Until after 5, please enjoy this segment of Rita and Runt.
Rita and Runt Intro
When we last saw Rita and Runt, they had just arrived at the docks, and were now making their way through the treacherous jungles of Isla Nublar.
Rita: "C'mon, Runt. The sooner we cut through this wood, the quicker we can get to our new home."
Runt: "Uh, but Rita. Do you even know where we are?"
Rita: "Of course I do. We're in Portland, Oregon! And the home of famous YouTube star: OwlKitty!"
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NOT OREGON!
Runt: "Uh...OwlKitty? Hey! A kitty! She's another one of those stinkin' cats! Isn't she?"
Rita: "Runt. She's a YouTube celebrity. They've got names for everything. But at the end of the day, they're just simple humans who are just making a living, making short films."
Runt: "Oh! I like films! I do! I like the Pixar movies! SQUIRREL!" (Looks off into the distance) "And I like the movies with Scooby-Doo, and Krypto the Superdog, and Cats–" (Does a double-take) "Oh. Wait. I hate THAT movie! Cats stinks! I chase cats! I'll chomp 'em to pieces! Ruff! RUFF! RUFF!!!"
Rita: (Rolls her eyes) "Dogs." (Breaks the fourth wall) "But let this be a lesson, boys and girls. Never let humans do cat works." (Snaps her fingers to get Runt's attention) "Alright, alright, enough Runt. SIT!"
Runt starts chasing his tail, prompting Rita to whack him upside the head with a stick.
Rita: "C'mon! Quit fooling around. Let's go find ourselves a home! And maybe break into movie business."
Though very few remembered it, Rita isn’t just your ordinary, run of the mill, street cat. She’s a cat with a dream and a voice of Bernadette Peters.
Broadway Baby
Rita: (Singing)
I'm just a
Broadway Baby.
Walking off my tired feet.
Pounding Forty-Second Street
To be in a show.
Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Learning how to sing and dance,
Waiting for that one big chance
To be in a show.Oh...Gee.'
I'd like to be
On some marquee,
All twinkling lights,
A spark
To pierce the dark
From Battery Park
To Washington Heights.
Someday, maybe,
All my dreams will be repaid.
Heck, I'd even play the maid
To bc in a show.
Hey, Mr. Producer,
I'm talking to you, sir;
I don't need a lot,
Only what I got,
Plus a tube of greasepaint
And a follow-spot!
I'm a Broadway Baby,
Slaving at the five-and-ten,
Dreaming of the great day whcn
I'll be in a show.Oh...
Broadway Baby,
Making rounds all afternoon,
Eating at a greasy spoon
To have on my dough.
Oh...At
My tiny flat
There's just my cat.
A bed and o chair
Still
I'll stick it till
I'm on a bill
All over Times Square.
Someday, maybe,
If I stick it long enough,
I may get to strut my stuff
Working for a nice man
Like a Ziegfeld or a Weismann
HATTIE, THE WHITMANS, SOLANGE:
In a great big
Broadway show!
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No problem, happy to help out.
Also, a new collaboration between myself and Quill Cast (Mr.E) and Curtain Calls (Drama).
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Extra Cut
And this is technically the part where I came into the story.
Me: (To the Warners) "Okay. I think we've been here long enough. We gotta go and catch up with Krystal and—“
Me and the Warner Siblings had just came around a corner, when—
*BOOM!*
Me: (Crashing into Quill Cast and Curtain Calls) “OOF!”
Me and my bosses were in a pile.
Me: 😵 (Clears my head up) "Huh? Mr. E?! Drama?!"
Wakko Warner: "WAKKO!"
Curtain Call: (Dizzily, angrily) WHY YOU BUMBLING IMBECILE! I OUGHTTA… (Pauses, sees Phantom-Dragon) Doc?
Me: (Nods) Yes, sir.
Curtain Call: (Smiles) It is you, Doc!
Me: (Rolls my eyes) Don’t call me that, please!
Quill Cast: What are you doing all the way out here?
Me: (To you and Mr. E) “What am ‘I’ doing here?! What are you guys doing here?” (Sees Peppermint and Blaze) “Huh? What, when? Weren’t you two in the paddock when we left?”
Quill Cast: (Gestures) Perhaps your little friends could explain?
All eyes fell on Wakko.
Yakko and Dot: “Wakko…”
Wakko Warner: “What?” (Shrugs his arms) “What are you looking at me for? I didn’t take anything!”
Me: (To Wakko) “Just give the raptors their meat…”
With a huff, Wakko begrudgingly hands Peppermint and Blaze one of their steaks.
Wakko Warner: “I still thinks it could use some barbecue sauce…”
Me: (To Drama and Mr. E) “So anyway, were you guys here to check on your raptors? Because I can assure you, me and the Warners didn’t do anything bad to them.”
Curtain Call: We were actually. But the important thing is that we found them.
Me: How ‘are’ you two even here anyway? I thought authors weren’t allowed to interfere with the stories.
Quill Cast: Well, that’s the twist. We’re ‘here’, but we are ‘not’ here. We don’t go by our ‘author’ identities in these forms, these happen to be, how would you say… our ‘avatars’, the vessels we inhabit to cross through other dimensions. In which case, I’m Quill Cast, and my partner here—
Curtain Call: Curtain Call, the ‘King of Thespians’. An up-and-coming young star off the streets of Bridleway; a real go-getter.
Me: (Eyes furrowed) Up-and-coming?
Curtain Call: Yes, it means I’m like all the stars on ‘Hinny of the Hills’ and ‘My Fair Filly’, only… ‘fresh and new’.
Me: Yes, I know what up-and-coming means.
Quill Cast: Anyways, we’re here because there’s a terrible emergency in Ponyville that threatens the balance of our dimensions.
Me: I know! My colleagues told me that Regina witch kidnapped the Cake Twins, and unless she gets some funky pair of scissors back who knows what she’ll do with them?
Curtain Call: Which is why we came to find our raptors. And now that we’re together, we’ve got to get those shears back while we still have time.
Quill Cast: And under ‘no circumstance’ can Twilight and her friends know we’re here. They must never know about our true selves.
Yakko Warner: Oh… a ‘covert’ operation, huh? An in-and-out operation? Sounds like the premise of every spy movie of the golden era.
Dot Warner: You can count on us to help with your case; we pride ourselves on being sneaky.
Wakko Warner: (Eats some bolonge) I thought I was the ‘sneaky’ one.
Dot Warner: No, you’re the short, stupid one with the big mouth!
Wakko Warner: What’re you sayin’ exactly?
Curtain Call: Guys… focus! I’d love to reminisce on the nostalgia of your antics, but time’s not on our side.
Quill Cast: Curtain’s right. (Looks up) I sense a storm’s coming… we better make our move while we can.
Me: Well, this day gets better and better. Come on guys, stay close.
To which, the entire group proceeds to take off deep into the forest, along with their raptor friends, hoping to find what they came to recover not realizing something bigger was evolving.
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Hold on!
If that were the case…then who am I? What am I? I’m having another serious existential crisis here man!
A moment with Mr. D.N.A:
This has been a moment with Mr. D.N.A
the fuse is lit...the great escape is about to begin.
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Dude, cool your jets!
Just take a deep breath in...and let it out. You'll put yourself in the hospital from all this chronic panicking.
Try thinking of happy thoughts to ease your tension.
Okay. I’m home.
Let’s see what I’ve got to work with?
*Pulls up on my laptop.*
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I like the interactions with the movie dialogue here, particularly expanding on interactions with Dr Malcolm. I also like now the supplemental material is starting to come together.
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Sonata Gloom: (Smiling nonchalantly) "Obviously, it's a well-known fact that kids love dinosaurs. So what better target audience than with kids?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Moondancer: "And what better kids than your very own grandchildren?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
All the loving mothers in the room: "AW~!"
Mrs. Cake: (Cries hysterically about her kidnapped children – Pound and Pumpkin Cake)
Mr. Cake: (Cries hysterically) "YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HAVING CHILDREN WOULD MEAN, UNTIL YOU LOSE THEM! DO YOU BUDDY?!"
In her seat, Rain Shine rubbed her belly, which has gotten larger since Shrek. She's carrying our child inside and after witnessing the evil Regina kidnapping Pound and Pumpkin Cake, in front of their parents, the Kirin Queen was feeling more anxious and worried about the safety of our child.
And he don't mean the classic cartoons from the 90s that I'm currently stuck with.
Shining Armor: (Snickering) "Unless you get on her bad side, then you're in big trouble."
Minuette: (Giggling) "Like that one time when she literally blew up the rooftop of Canterlot's library, just because we told her the finals in 5th grade were just tests?"
Moondancer: (To Minuette) "Oh! Don't remind me. I still got a bald spot in my mane to show for it..."
Cranky Doodle Donkey: (To the unicorns) "HA! You call that scary? You don't know Pinkie Pie like I know Pinkie Pie. That pony's everywhere!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Told you."
Gilda: (Still frozen) "No...You think?"
Derpy Hooves: "I think it's lovely name!"
Rumble: (Rolls his eyes) "Nerds."
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
Trixie: (Still frozen) "The Great and Powerful Trixie...can...provide...an even...better...demonstration..."
Gilda: (Still frozen; to Trixie) "Then, why don't you...unfreeze...us?"
Garble: (Still frozen) "I need to go to the bathroom..."
Clump: (Still frozen; Stares at the 24/7 Champion Belt on Maddie Hatter) "Me...precious..."
Trixie: (Still frozen) "Meh. That was okay. But the Great...and Powerful...Trixie...can do better."
Gilda: (Still frozen; To Trixie) "Oh! Put a cork in it, will ya?" (Suddenly twitches) "Uh...can some griffon scratch...my tail?"
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Following Hammond’s grandchildren are two squirrels — one is grey and cranky, while the other is brown, young, spry, and upbeat. They are...cue the song.
Slappy and Skippy Intro
Warners: (Singing)
She's a cranky old critter,
She's bitter, we warn ya.
She lives in a treehouse
In Burbank, California.
(0:09)
Slappy: (Breaks the fourth wall; Spoken) “I live in Pensacola, Florida now!”
(0:10) Song resumes
Warners: (Singing)
Along with her nephew,
He says, "Spew!"
He's cheerful
Then his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful!
She's grumpy, he's happy,
It's generation gappy.
Take a whirl with the squirrels,
Skippy and Slappy!
Slappy:
Ah, put a sock in it!
Skippy:
That's my...
Skippy and the Warners:
Aunt Slappy!
Back to the present...
Slappy: “Y’know, Skippy. If all youse want was to look at dinosaurs, I could’ve taken ya to the museum, back on the mainland. They’ve got dinosaurs there. The skeleton crew! Dinosaur fossils in the cement from the prehistoric era.”
Skippy: “Aw, but Aunt Slappy! Those dinosaurs aren’t alive!”
Slappy: “…That’s the point.”
Skippy: “These dinosaurs are living and breathing, and we get to meet them up close and make friends with them!”
Slappy: “So long as they’re not one of those annoying singing types.” (Glares at a Land Before Time movie poster)
Skippy: “C’mon Aunt Slappy! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Don’t you want to be a part of it?”
Skippy looks at his aunt with the cute squirrel eyes.
Slappy: (Rolls her eyes) “Ugh, can those eyes get any cuter? Alright, alright, stop it with the puppy eyes, before I have a heart attack and die.” (Breaks the fourth wall) “Like I got a choice…”
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...Ace Ventura...
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Future G5
Discord Memorial Cinema
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Me: (aside) Note to self: never try copy and pasting from this site to Google Docs, even said site is running poorly on your laptop. (sighs) Who knows how many parts I’m gonna take this in.
Me: Huh…I guess Mr. E’s from Minnesota and Mr. Drama’s from Florida.
Sunny: Where are those places?
Me: They’re both part of the United States. Florida’s located in the south and Minnesota is the most northern of the Midwestern states, or of every state; I don’t remember. Hey, I’m from Minnesota, too!
Izzy: What’s it like there?
Me: Well, there’s like 10,000+ lakes, the starting point of the Mississippi River, one of the longest rivers in the world, home of the Twin Cities: Minneapolis and St. Paul, and some of the most frigid winters in all of the 50 states…at least on the Mainland.
Zipp: Uh oh.
Izzy: That’s never a good sign, and I should know!
Hitch: I…don’t want to know, honestly.
Me: BRILLIANT IDEA, BOSS!!
Izzy: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!!
Me: I DON’T—(painfully coughs)
Sunny: Oh, no! Here, drink this!
She handed me a smoothie, which I drank and thankfully my coughing subsided.
Me: Thanks, Sunny.
Sunny: Strawberry and watermelon; just as you like it.
Izzy: Oh no! They’re about to be eaten, just like how Dr. Grant described it earlier!
Me: Okay, that’s adorable.
Hitch: I’ll say. (nuzzles Sparky)
Sunny: Aww!
Pipp: Oh, my hoofness, they’re so adorably cute~!
Zipp: Yeah, I agree.
Sunny: (worried) Oh, I hope they’ll be alright.
Tinny: (angry) What right does that Regina woman have to kidnap two innocent children?!
Red: (thoughts) There is a reason why she is called the Evil Queen for a reason.
Me: Huh. I wonder what he means by that?
Pipp: Usually, when somepony, most times a stallion, calls another pony—mare—they’re girl—or mare—they are referring to their marefriend.
Sunny: So does your boss have a marefriend then? Good for him!
Me: Hmm…I remember reading a memo about that…in any case, it looks like Phantom’s group is about to run into my bosses.
Hitch: Yikes, that does not look good.
Zipp: Running into your bosses sounds like a surefire way to get fired.
Haven: No one asked you! (sighs) I really hate that child.
I chuckled because I understood the reference.
Izzy: So “Doc” really is his nickname and he isn’t a real doctor?
Sunny: I’m pretty sure that was already established.
Haven: Ah, yes…there is always a problem child in every family.
Zipp & Pipp: Mom!
Haven: Of course, I don’t mean my own perfect little darlings of bright sunshine!
Alphabbittle: (stifles a chuckle)
Haven: Oh, shut up, you.
Me: Chef Ramsay would filet you alive if he caught you doing that.
Hitch: Cooking food meant for humans in this case? I can see why that would not be good for animals.
Me: Yeah, I’d like to know as well.
Me: He’s an ambitious fella, Mr. Drama. Hard but gets the job done.
Zipp: I hope we don’t get to find out.
Sunny: But she might hurt the Cake Twins if they don’t give her what she wants!
Sunny: Why not?
Me: Something about the space time continuum…or something else, most likely.
Zipp: Ooh, I love spy movies! They’re so intricate and complex with their schemes!
Pipp: I’ll never understand why you love them so much. To me, they’re so boring~!
Me: My personal favorite is Goldfinger.
Izzy: Aw~, they love each other so much!
Zipp: (sarcasm) Yep, they certainly do.
Me: I have a feeling they’re going to have many close calls with running into the main group, on account of the events of the movie.
Sunny: Looks like we’re back with the main group.
Izzy: Aw~, he’s a grandfather!
Alphabittle: It’s quite the sight to warm an old stallion’s heart.
Haven: Oh, hush. You’re not that old.
Zipp: I don’t think Grant’s pleased with this.
Izzy: Aw, don’t be such a sourpuss.
Sunny: This will be great for him, I think.
Sunny: I love watching this. It’s so magical seeing kids reacting to Princess Twilight!
Me: (smiles) You kids and your magic.
Me: Sometimes I think her lungs are inflated with helium.
Hitch: I mean…it makes sense.
Zipp: Ew, that sounds painful!
Izzy: I didn't know she could do that!
I just face palmed with a dumb smile on my face.
Sunny: Izzy, she’s a unicorn. I’m pretty sure levitation’s a basic spell they learn before school starts.
Izzy: Ooh, okay that makes sense. I’m still learning to adapt to unicorn magic.
Me: At last, it’s time to visit the park itself.
Izzy: Hooray!
Zipp: About time.
Pipp: I’m ready to record. I want to remember these moments!
Izzy: Did anyone else notice the two squirrels following the...just me? (shrinks back) Okay.
Me: Those cars are the best.
Sunny: I love the aesthetic.
Pipp: I agree!
Hitch: No brakes?
Hitch: No drivers either?
Red: (thoughts) You would think that those kinds of vehicles would have brakes.
Tinny: Maybe they’re so high tech they don’t need brakes.
Hitch: I’m not so sure how I feel about that. It’s like a lawsuit waiting to happen, or at least a technical malfunction.
Me: Carbon free cars in 1993? You bet they’re expensive.
Pipp: Ugh, that is so outdated!
Sunny: (giggles)
Me: I’ll give you a hint: it’s 42.
Hitch: 42 what?
Me: Just 42.
Zipp: Wow. What a let down.
Zipp: Uhuh, of course he would.
Sunny: Oh…that’s never good.
Me: Believe me, it’s stressful all around for everyone.
Zipp: He is so out of his depth it’s hilarious.
Me: You know, I always keep forgetting where exactly the meteor actually struck.
Zipp: Was it actually a meteor?
Me: No one knows for sure.
Me: They were both lucky it didn’t become a Syndrome situation.
Zipp: Huh?
Me: Toxic fan entitlement.
Zipp: Oh.
Pipp: Yeah, that’s really bad.
I silently shook my head in disappointment.
Zipp: What was that for?
Izzy: Well, that wasn’t nice.
Izzy: Huh?
Hitch: It’s in military time, which is about…7 p.m.
Hitch: Hey, I resent that!
Sunny: It’s okay, Hitch. They weren’t talking about you.
Me: Honestly, it’s hard to find a positive representation of law enforcement in the media. I get why, but still…
Me: Strap in: the tour’s about to start.
Sunny: I can’t wait!
Me: Hey! This must be their first movie with Samuel L. Jackson! He’s another famous actor with a recognizable voice, like Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman.
Me: I can think of many, one of which being that the dinosaurs would be way too close to causing untold destruction to the public.
Hitch: In addition, they would be more exposed.
Zipp: Exposed for their nefarious schemes to be found out.
Sunny: Zipp! They’re not doing anything like that!
Zipp: I’m just saying: this kind of project would involve some kind of not-so-legal deals to have been completed.
Hitch: You’re not wrong, Zipp.
Me: Remember: corporations are not your friends.
Phyllis: I heard that!
Me: Hah. I always love hearing that.
Izzy: Hey! We can see inside the cars!
Me: Then again, I don’t know why Ian would even go to a party in the first place.
Izzy: To celebrate his successful theories?
Me: I meant Pinkie’s kind of parties.
Izzy: Ooh…yeah, I see what you mean.
Izzy: Who said that?! Is there a ghost driving the cars?!
Sunny: No, no, they’re automatic. They’re running on computer programming. It’s probably just the voiceover from the tour guide.
Izzy: Technology always gives me a headache.
Me: There it is. Beyond those gates is a world of the past brought to life once again.
Zipp: Okay, that’s cool.
Me: Can you please stop spoiling future movies? I don’t think it’s good for business.
Sunny: I can’t wait! Aah, what do the dinosaurs look like?!
Hitch: (chuckles) Sunny, be patient.
Pipp: What does that even mean?
Me: No idea. (aside) I think Krystal should be around here somewhere.
Zipp: I think he means what happened at the beginning of the movie.
Sunny: Yay!
Sunny: Well, where are they?
Zipp: Who knows?
Hitch: These people expect these creatures to follow a schedule like they’re some kind of animatronic attraction, which they aren’t.
Izzy: I want my money back!
Pipp: Izzy, we’re watching this for free.
Izzy: Oh…in that case, I want to continue watching this movie!
Zipp: Anyone else notice that the headlights are on in broad daylight?
Hitch: Yikes, that has got to be a migraine and a half.
Zipp: Seriously? That guy’s your master technician?
Pipp: He’s going to use his position to steal those embryos…somehow.
Me: Oh, boy. Here she comes.
Zipp: So, not only is Dennis greedy he’s also exceedingly lazy.
Pipp: Ugh~, he’s such a slob.
Hitch: (deadpans) I hate slobs.
Sprout: (grumbles)
Sunny: I’m…kind of scared to see what the T. Rex will look like.
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Gallus: "They look okay...for vehicles on rails."
Spitfire: "But how fast can they go? That's our question for the maker of those transportation..."
Gallus: "I did say they're on rails. Us griffons ain't got eagle eyes for nothing for details."
Silverstream: "So do us hippogriffs!" (Snuggles up next to Gallus)
Ocellus: "Also, I like the sound of non-pollution. Sounds healthy!"
Tree Hugger: (To Ocellus) "Totally Horsefly. So good for the vibe, man! So green. So healthy."
Derpy Hooves: "Anything we want?"
Student Six: "Anything we want?!"
Trixie: (Still frozen) "Like how to unfreeze?"
Gilda: (Still frozen) "Or how to make a Philospher Stone to make gold?"
Gold Fevers: (Still frozen) "GOLD?!" *HICCUP*
Is it possible to even hiccup, when frozen? 🤷 Oh well...
Princess Luna: "Uh...I'm pretty sure he didn't mean literally..."
Princess Luna: (Shakes her head) "Could've told you that."
Grand Pear: "Sounds like false advertising to me then."
Granny Smith: "I know better than to be hornswoggled."
Smolder: "Ugh!" (To Granny Smith) "Nobody says that word anymore."
Crazy Steve: (To Smolder) "OH YEAH?! Well that's what you think until you meet my friend, Hornswoggle! HEY HORNSWOGGLE!!!"
Dylan Mark Postl a.k.a. Hornswoggle: (To Crazy Steve) "Hey Jerry Trainor!"
Smolder: (Joking) "He wants to know if he can burrow a cup of sugar." (Laughs out loud)
Everyone around Smolder all shot her unamused glares, to which Smolder ceased her laughter.
Smolder: "I thought it was funny..."
Mr. and Mrs. Cakes both burst out crying in an uproar, still heartbroken at the loss of their children.
Scootaloo: "I...think they're not the only ones who need a diversion..."
Sonata Gloom: "Actually, Scootaloo. What they need...is help. And a miracle...Reminds you of someone?"
Scootaloo: (Looks down in sorrow) "Turning Page..."
Discord: "Does anyone else beside me get this funny feeling that good times just won't last as long as they should?"
Princess Luna: (To Discord) "Speaking of past experience? Not so much..."
Gallus: "50 bits says that the disasters are gonna make Hammond lose his Five Star ratings..."
Grampa Gruff: "Hmph! Lots of disrespectful youngsters call me a dinosaur. That's a compliment!"
Pipsqueak: "But...if that's true and...dinosaurs turned into birds, then..." (To Captain Celaeno) "Does that make you a dinosaur, Captain?"
A lot of the audience members couldn't help but chortle in agreement at the wholesome sight. But not, Mr. and Mrs. Cakes, who were still too busy crying about their kidnapped children.
Discord: "Oh yes you were, sister!" (Snaps his fingers to project a flashback)
Season 4 Episode 4 – Daring Don't
Minuette: "HEY!"
Twinkle Shine: "Not cool!"
Moon Dancer: "And I thought Twilight could friendzone us that hard..."
Autumn Blaze: "Or maybe she's a natural mother who just wants you to reach deep inside and find your inner papa, so you two can have kids together."
Then, as if on cue, Mr. and Mrs. Cake all sobbed hysterically, leading to Autumn Blaze getting a dope slap, and a glare from the other kirins, and Rain Shine.
Autumn Blaze: (Shrugs her hooves) "What?"
Big Mac: "Nope."
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Hey Mr. E!
Just letting you and Drama know, the next part(s) of my commentary will probably wait tomorrow.
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Izzy: Ooh…that’s high.
Hitch: Security’s got to be tight to contain the T-Rex.
Me: I gotta hand it to Hammond: he definitely did not skimp out on safety.
Hitch: …almost.
Me: Dinosaurs eat Woman, dinosaurs destroy the ecosystem and the Earth slowly dies.
Me: I like this kid already!
Hitch: I’m just…(to himself) It’s gonna be fine, Hitch. It’s only nature.
Me: (with Grant) —he wants to hunt.
Hitch: It’s physically impossible to conquer nature with any sort of technology, no matter what.
Sunny: Just like with magic.
Hitch: Yeah…just like with magic.
Izzy: Maybe Rexy’s napping.
I was laughing my head off.
I continued to laugh.
Zipp: Okay, that was funny.
Sunny: Ian could be a little more optimistic.
Me: (calms down) Haha, that’ll be the day.
Pipp: (puts phone down) Well this blows. I am definitely deleting that recording.
Me: Ooh, this is gonna be an interesting conversation.
Pipp: Yeah, Zipp does that a lot.
Zipp: Hey!
Pipp: I’m serious! But you’re still the best flier I know!
I laughed with a knowing grin on my face.
Me: Wake up and smell the roses, and that means you too, Discord.
Turns out, his holographic projection was sitting right next to me.
Sunny: What’d he see? I didn’t see it.
Zipp: I saw it.
Pipp: Me too.
Me: I’m starting to wonder if pegasi are naturally more visually perceptive. Y’know, ‘cause they can fly.
Izzy: Wow!
Me: I wonder how Discord’s reacting to seeing chaos being logically explained.
Me: I love these kinds of conversations in movies and shows.
Zipp: There’s so much intricacy in the way they explain things.
Me: A wonderful griffoness named Gabby; in fact, she’s over there, sitting right next to Posey.
Posey grumbled at the hologram’s enthusiasm.
Izzy: Was he supposed to do that?
Hitch: What I’m wondering is why aren’t there any locks on the car doors.
I may have been laughing so hard that I might as well have busted my gut. Zipp was laughing as well, not to mention a majority of the audience.
Hitch: This is just encouraging bad behavior.
Pipp: Come on, Hitch. Kids are smarter than that.
Zipp: He’s up to something; just how is he going to steal the embryos? I’d imagine they’re high security items.
Pipp: He’s a computer brainiac, he’ll think of something.
Me: The keyword here is: evolved.
Me: I could name an entire catalog if I could, which I can’t because it’s hard for me to think on the spot.
Me: I don’t get it.
I looked over and saw Hitch and Sparky nuzzling, coupled with half of the audience going, “Aww!”
Me: (aside) Sometimes it’s really hard to understand social and emotional cues.
Zipp: Oh, come on! Again?!
Hitch: (sing-song) Bad behavior~!
Audience: Aww!
Pipp: T-This is so…so—I need to record this!
Sunny: This is amazing! Up close with a real-live dinosaur!
Zipp: I gotta admit: this is amazing. Wait, are you crying, Izzy?
Izzy: (sobbing) O-of course I am! This…this is too beautiful!
Hitch: That…does not sound good.
Hitch: I don’t like the sound of that.
Pipp: (turning green) Ooh…oh, no. Don’t tell they’re—
Zipp: Yep. Seems that way.
Pipp: Why are they being okay with this?!
Zipp: Probably because it comes with their professions.
Hitch: (slightly green) That…would make sense.
Me: I’m…not so sure where they’re going with this.
Zipp: (unamused) Romantic drama, it looks like.
Pipp: This is good, actually. This is taking the time to foster a healthy functioning relationship.
Me: That’s the weather for you. Hopefully it isn’t a full blown hurricane.
Zipp: I have a feeling that this storm is going to cause trouble for everyone, including Dennis.
Me: Hah. Classic Ian.
Pipp: Ugh…I’m getting sick just by looking at it.
Me: Don’t worry; it’s only on the screen and nothing more.
Haven: I would…like a drink, please. Some lime-flavored Gatorade (#not sponsored).
Me: I’m on it.
I returned and handed Haven her drink. She paid me for it.
Haven: Thanks.
She immediately opened and began chugging most of the drink down. After about eight gulps, she stopped.
Haven: Hoo…I needed that.
Pipp: Okay…okay…I feel a little better now.
Sunny: Oh, I want to know myself!
Sunny: Amazing!
Me: Probably the most prestigious college in America. The best of the best, you could say.
Sunny: No way!
Me: Oh, that’s adorable seeing her embarrassed like that.
Sunny: So that’s how she got her cutie mark. That was so awesome to hear!
Me: (chuckles) Of course.
Posey: That was rude of her.
Sunny: Ooh…what’s it gonna do?
Izzy: I have a feeling it doesn’t involve a surprise party, does it?
Pipp: Half of the time, I have no idea what they’re talking about.
Hitch: Oh! Gizzard stones.
Pipp: Dare I ask what that means?
Hitch: If I didn’t become sheriff, I would have become a veterinarian.
Sunny: You’d make a great veterinarian, Hitch.
Hitch: Thanks, Sunny.
Me: One involving an invading force of the Storm King. Last I heard of him, he was turned to stone and broken into many pieces.
Sunny: Yikes.
Me: But, yeah, there is nothing to joke about storms, especially in a tropical environment and during the summer.
Izzy: Aw, they love each other so much!
Me: See? Even her Pinkie Sense knows what’s up.
Sunny: Now I know I should be worried.
Pipp: Did anyone else notice how the call was a recorded video?
Me: That was a goof on the filmmaker’s part. Nothing to worry about.
Me: Dennis may be a slob but he’s not stupid. He’s very good at the skills he’s acquired.
Hitch: It’s too bad those skills went to a greedy slob.
Sunny: I have a feeling this will cause trouble for the others out in the park.
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Canterlot Mall Theater, Discord's Branch
Pinkie Pie: Awww he brought his kids.
Sci-Twi: And, look how happy they are to see him.
The girls couldn’t help but awe seeing how adorable and cute the scene was in front of them.
Arctic: (was smiling a bit) It’s moments like this, is what I like about family members making their kids and grandkids happy
Sonata Dusk: (giggles a bit) Awe, they’re not so bad.
Juniper Montage: Yeah, they’re very happy to see their Grandpa
Rainbow Dash: Well, they’re taking it well
Rarity: I imagine they would, after all it’s not everyday a kid gets to see ponies and a dragon from another world.
Arctic: Agreed, Rarity. And, would be a wonderful story to tell when they grow up.
Sonata Dusk: Bet their future children will love hearing about that.
Arctic: (chuckles and smilies a little) That’s the idea, Sonata.
Arctic: (chuckles a little) Yeah, but that’s what makes her Pinkie.
Applejack: Eeyup, couldn’t agree more with that.
Rarity: And, I would say it’s part of her charm too.
Pinkie Pie: Aww, all of you are the best for saying that (she said with a happy grin)
Juniper Montage: Well, I bet they will certainly be remembering this for a long time now.
Sci-Twi: And, add in the fact with dinosaurs then they’ll have 2 things to remember.
Juniper Montage: I wonder if it’s possible to evolve those even further?
Rainbow Dash: What, you mean like flying cars?
Sonata Dusk: For Realzies? Flying cars?
Arctic: (nods) Yeah, some say that in the far future flying cars will be a thing.
Sonata Dusk: Wow, that sounds amazing.
Sci-Twi: It’s the wonders of science and technology growing!
Pinkie and Sonata: ANYTHING?! (They both said in unison)
Applejack: I don’t think he meant that literally.
Pinkie and Sonata: Aw (they said looking down)
Juniper Montage: What would have you both wanted?
Pinkie And Sonata: The biggest Ice Cream sundae/Taco!
Arctic: Um, you both sure? I know you like those respective.. but that could you a stomach ache
Pinkie and Sonata: Challenge accepted!
Fluttershy: That’s so sad (she said with a few tears.
Arctic: It really is, one of the saddest things a kid can go through is having their parents not being together no more.
Arctic: Yeah, she was definitely that bad.
Rarity: Now that was just rude
Juniper Montage: Yeah, I know you don’t like kids but you can at least try to make it enjoyable for them.
Sci-Twi: Don’t think his the partying type
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, kinda like a downer at any party.
Arctic: Yeah, let’s try not to jinx it.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah, that would be bad.
Arctic: You’ll get use to it.
Rainbow Dash: Just gotta learn how to roll with it.
Sci-Twi: And, not question it a lot.
Pinkie Pie: I wonder if they’ll see any soon?
Fluttershy: I-I hope they’ll be careful.
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Its about to go down XD *shivering with anticipation*
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Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
The Brain: "Hurry Pinky! We must reach to the laboratory before they close it!"
Pinky: "Uh, righty-o, Brain! NARF!!!"
After "escaping" from security, Pinky and the Brain have returned to the genetics lab to begin their latest plan on taking over the world. After navigating their way through the ventilation system, the two mice eventually reached the lab.
The Brain: "Alright, Pinky. Listen carefully. We must reach the head scientist's computer, where he has stored all of his works! We will hack into his hardware and steal every bit of his information on genetic engineering so that we can conduct our own genetics engineering to create a whole army of dinosaur soldiers." (Turns to see Pinky was staring up into outer space) "Are you listening to me, Pinky?!"
Pinky: "Uh...I think I got it, Brain. But...just in case, can you tell me the whole thing again? Because I wasn't listening."
The Brain: (facepalm) "Nevermind, Pinky. Just...hold onto this rope and lower me...gently."
Pinky: "Okay, Brain!"
With that, Pinky held onto the rope and...he lowered the Brain too hard. The Brain crashed onto the floor with a loud thump.
*THUMP*
But thankfully, none of the scientists heard him.
The Brain: "Pinky...remind me to hurt you...later..."
After a quick recovery, the Brain proceeded to scurry across the floor of the lab, until he reaches Dr. Henry Wu's computer, and proceeded to hack into the system. The Brain plugged in a flashdrive-like device and hooked up his miniature computer to the big computer. (This is the Brain we're talking about. He can make devices out of any kinds of scraps he gets his paws on)
The Brain: "It's a good thing this isn't the 21st century, otherwise these human technologies aren't sophisticated enough to defy me, and my uncanny hacking ability. But then again, no technology can ever defy me. I am a genius after all. Now, let's see..."
After he was done hacking into the system, the Brain looked up the informations on the genetic makings of the dinosaurs and he was astonished at what he finds.
The Brain: (His eyes light up) "Oh? Oh my! Ooh." (Smiles evilly) "Fascinating. This is...genius. No! Not genius! Ingenious! This changes everything! Why, we're on the cutting edge of evolution itself!"
Pinky: "Watcha lookin' at, Brain?"
The Brain: "AH!!! Pinky! Don't ever scare me like that again! You almost gave me a heart attack!"
Pinky: "Gee, sorry, Brain! I didn't think it's possible to have a heart attack since...you're the Brain and all. Ha ha!"
The Brain: "Nevermind that. What are you doing here? I've just stumbled upon an even greater plan for dinosaur genetic engineering!"
Pinky: "Uh, yes. Of course, Brain. But there's something you need to know."
The Brain: "What is it?"
Pinky: "Uh...remember when you told me to keep in touch with the chicken, who is tasked with stealing the dinosaur embryos? Well, he's in the room next door! And he's taking the embryos, like you asked."
The Brain: "Excellent! Now we can proceed onto the next phase of our plan!" (Unplugs his flashdrive and escapes with Pinky) "Let's go and rendezvous with the chicken! Then, we shall begin stealing the dinosaur embryos and the eggs, before we leave this place!
Pinky: "Uh, but Brain? Didn't you always say to never count your eggs before they hatch? Couldn't we have just waited for the eggs to hatch first, and then we steal them?"
The Brain: "Pinky...your dictionary is...behind..."
The Audience: "Woooooowwwwwww!!!"
Mina: "This looks kinda like the control room from the Commentators HQ that Doc PhD once took me to!"
Gabby: "Oh no! A tropical storm is like...a tsunami, or a hurricane. Isn't it? That means big trouble!"
Zephyr Breeze: "Meh, I wouldn't worry about it. My gal Rainbow Dash can handle a storm cloud, or two."
Smolder: (Whispers to Yona, while gesturing to Zephyr Breeze) "Still in denial that Rainbow Dash isn't taken by Applejack."
Yona: (To Smolder) "Yona feels sad for pegasus with beehive."
Sonata Gloom: "Keyword: Maybe."
Tempest Shadow: "And if the storm doesn't swing south...then what happens?"
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In a fourth vehicle, Skippy and his aunt Slappy all took their seats.
Slappy: "Fasten your seatbelt, kiddo. Not like you even need any."
Skippy: "I'm so excited auntie! We're going to see dinosaurs! Real dinosaurs!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "You're a glass empty kind of guy, aren't ya?"
Limestone Pie: (To Cranky) "It takes one to know one."
Marble Pie: (Agrees with Limestone) "Mmmm-hmmm."
And watching from the safety (if there even was any) of Discord's Theater, the audience too were all treated to the tour of a lifetime, at Jurassic Park.
Petunia Paleo: "Ooh! This is going to be so exciting! I can't wait to see what kind of dinosaurs we'll get to see today!"
Mrs. Cake: (Sobbing) "If any pony at all was lucky enough to witness this..."
Limestone Pie: (Rolls her eyes) "You hope?" (Sarcasm) "That's reassuring..."
Capper Dapperpaw: "Were you expecting maybe, Godzilla?"
Random Dude: "Oh no! King Kong in the Cinematic Adventures?!"
Big Mac: "Eeyup!"
Marble Pie: "Mmmm-hmmm."
Limestone Pie: "It's a curse."
Maud Pie: "It's Pinkie Pie." (Smiles) "But we love her."
Petunia Paleo: "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"
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Skippy: "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"
Slappy: "Take it easy kiddo. You want to alert the dinosaurs? Or even the humans?"
Button Mash: "Yeah...what she said." (To Rumble and kids) "Do any of you have any idea what the hay she's saying?"
Of course, nobody understood what Pinkie was talking about. So all the kids simply shrugged their hooves in response.
Petunia Paleo: "Ooh! Dilophosaurus!"
Scootaloo: (To Petunia) "What's a Dilophosaurus?"
Petunia Paleo: "Oh, it's a...a...just look at the screen!"
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In his and his aunt's vehicle, Skippy tries to get a better look.
Skippy: (Trying to get a look) "Lemme see, lemme see!"
Gallus: "What herd? I don't see anything, but plants and trees! And I'm half-eagle!"
Silverstream: "Uh...maybe these dinosaur can camouflage? Like Changelings?"
Ocellus: "Somehow, I doubt it..."
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Slappy: (Sarcasm) "Oh sure. I'm so scared, my heart stopped working. I'm dying...from boredom." (Sternly) "There's nothing in there, but plants!"
Skippy: "Maybe the dinosaurs are...really good at hiding?"
Gabby: "Me neither."
Big Mac: "Nope."
Gallus: "What a rip!"
Cranky Doodle Donkey: "That sounds like a good idea." (Goes straight to sleep on Matilda's shoulder)
Random Dude: "Speaking of which...I wonder how that would-be Prince Charming Prince Blueblood is doing?"
(In the real world, at my laptop)
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WAKE UUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!
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Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!
Uh...I really wish I understood what I was talking about sometimes...
It was in the previous chapter, and it comes with an Angry Mob song!
I know, right? But surprisingly, there are SOME people who wanted Blueblood OUT of the chimney.
Some people just don't appreciate my method of entertainment... As the story unfolds.
Meanwhile, back in Ponyville
Prince Blueblood: "Okay, troops! Here's the plan. We march towards the villains' evil lair, we launch fireballs from our catapults, AND WE BLOW THEM UP INTO OUTER SPACE!!!"
Sterling Spade: "But...sire. What about the kids? Won't they be blown up, along with the evil lair?"
Cinnamon Swirls: "And do you even know where their evil lair is?"
Prince Blueblood: "Ehhhh...no."
At that moment, a certain changeling stepped forward.
Atalanta: "Don't worry. I do!"
**Cue Mission Impossible Music**
Atalanta leads Prince Blueblood and the angry mob through the Everfree Forest, until at last, they arrive outside of New Eden. They kept at a distance so as to not be discovered.
Atlanta: "SHHH!!!"
*Music stops*
Cinnamon Swirl: "Now what?"
Prince Blueblood: (Clears off his old plans and draws up a new one) "Okay. Here's what we do. On the count of three, I scream 'ATTACK' and then you will all sacrifice yourselves to the villains, while I, the ingenious, witty, talented, courageous, suave, and absolutely handsome prince, rescue the children!"
Rockhoof: "...Uh, I'm no royal guard, or anything, but wouldn't yelling attack alert the enemies that you're going to attack?"
Sterling Spade: "Also...who are you to make the calls that we should blindly sacrifice ourselves?"
Random Guard: "Yeah! Some of us have lives too, y'know!"
Prince Blueblood: "Wha–? Because I'm a prince! And besides, isn't that what Princess Twilight did with her friends? Tasking them to be sacrificed as a distraction, while she sees her own plans through?"
General Seaspray: "...Well, she did once tried to steal her majesty's pearl. But–"
Prince Blueblood: "EXACTLY my point! The way I see it. The only good friends are...is to be expendable."
Atalanta: (To Blueblood) "Blueblood! Twilight didn't know any better, and even now, she's still learning a thing or about being a Princess of Friendship. She's not perfect! But she's improving! So we should follow her example and not stoop to the level she was during her...immaturity!"
Prince Blueblood: (To Atalanta) "And what would you suggest, bug? That I, the marvelous, spectacularly, handsome Prince Blueblood be risking my own life to save a couple of children?"
Sterling Spade: "We need Captain Shining Armor!"
Cinnamon Swirl: "Shining Armor should be leading this rescue! Not you!"
Prince Blueblood: "Oh, puh-lease. What common sense could that captain have? He's a fool! A fool's job is jumping into danger, whilst a prince like me is too important to be risking his live."
That's What You Do For A Friend – Swan Princess 2
Prince Blueblood:
I've been a moving target, I've been a sitting duck
I've almost been an alligator's food
And all because somebody with more courage than good sense
Had to be rescued from his own ineptitude
Well if commoners with not so much to live for
Want to jeapordise their lives maybe that should be allowed
But a prince is born for higher things
And shouldn't risk his life like an ordinary member of the crowd
Atalanta:
But Blueblood
That's what you do for a friend, oh
That's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
You hang on through the hard times
Party Favor:
Make 'em laugh when they're feeling low
Atalanta:
And when the danger's near you say
Party Favor:
No fear
Atalanta:
And you go where you have to go And you never back down
Party Favor:
And you never back out
Atalanta:
Fighting even when you're filled with doubt
That's what you do for a friend, oh
That's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
Prince Blueblood
Zipping into danger, dashing into traps
Rushing into an untimely end
You foolhardy heroes will end up with your backs
Against a wall in deep trouble once again
Now some may think it noble to die like that
And be immortalised in songs about the past
And you may think it wise to have a harrowing demise
So that's life's exciting right up to the last
Atalanta:
But Jean-Bob
That's what you do for a friend, oh
That's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
That's what you do for a friend
Cinnamon Swirl:
And you even stick your neck out
Atalanta:
No matter how scary it gets
Party Favor:
You go out on a limb when the chances are slim
Atalanta:
And you do it with no regrets
And you never give up
Cinnamon Swirl:
And you never give in
Atalanta:
You keep on trying
Party Favor:
Through thick and thin
Atalanta:
That's what you do for a friend, oh
That's what you do for a friend
That's what you do for a friend, my friend
Atalanta and friends:
That's what you do for a friend
Prince Blueblood: "Cute. Catchy. Didn't work..."
Night Glider: (To Prince Blueblood) "Do you want to go back into the chimney?"
Prince Blueblood: (Panicking) "On second thought, it's a lovely day outside, so...what the hay?"
Cinnamon Swirl: (To Atalanta) "Well, clearly you're more fit for this rescue, so...what's your plan?"
So...does Atalanta need any help? She seems capable for an entire one-mare rescue mission. But then again, these rescue missions are never that easy.
Careful there. Remember what happened the last time we tried to mount a rescue for Sunset Shimmer. Wise words of Princess Luna, never let a draconequus plan a rescue mission.
Random Dude: "Never let a draconequus plan a rescue mission!"
Discord: "What?
Oy, Discord's security stinks. It's no wonder almost our entire staff members are gone. Discord has ONE SHODDY work ethic. He even hired a jar of cucumbers to man the cash register! We should've just let Curtain Calls operate the hiring and the interviews and–
Inner Me: "Hey Phantom-Dragon! Knock it off! You're making the commentary too long!"
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Fleck: " So who's arriving?"
Myself: " His target audience."
Tubby Nugget: " Grandpa!? He's a Grandpa too, cool!"
Dodger: " Oh right, the miner told Gennaro John's daughter was getting a divorce. "
General Supernova: " Looks like this soldier is getting out of his comfort zone. "
Erik: " Ha, Kids!
Cheese Sandwich: " I know!"
Dr Gangle: " Quite interesting and helpful as there'd be no telling what pollution would do to the animals.
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Sci-Twi: Seriously?! Who on earth is there technician
Juniper Montage: Whoever it is, does a terrible job at their job.
Arctic: Yeah, the thing is it’s-
Sci-Twi and Juniper Montage: HIM?! (They both yelled)
Arctic: Yeah, the same guy who took the money. And, with his current position, you know that he can what he needs, no matter the cost.
Fluttershy: H-He won’t get those kids involved… right? (She asked hopefully)
Arctic didn’t say anything and kept quiet, as the group had a small gasps, seeing that Nedry would even put kids in danger to make sure to get the embryos.
Rainbow Dash: Man, this got not only a slob, but a lazy one at that.
Juniper Montage: And, like all greedy people. He does whatever it takes to get the job done.
Pinkie Pie: And he ruin a good piece of pie! A perfectly good one wasted.
Sonata Dusk: That looks pretty tight, Is it safe?
Sci-Twi: It has to be, this is a T-Rex we’re talking about. So, the security for it has to be top of the line.
The girls couldn’t help but giggle from this as they turn their attention towards Arctic and Hunter
Rarity: (holding back a little chuckle) You boys better watch out boys
Pinkie Pie: (giggles softly) Yeah, you don’t know what could happen
Arctic: (rolled his eyes a bit) Ha ha, Very funny, girls.
Fluttershy: (sinks back into her seat a bit having a small whimper) N-not again, please.
Rainbow Dash: (looked over towards her friend and held onto her to comfort her a bit)
Arctic: His right, and the longer you do it than you know it would be bad the moment it gets sent loose.
Rainbow Dash: Man, this is getting a bit boring. Where the heck is it?
Arctic: I think we all do.
Applejack: Eeyup
Sonata Dusk: Agree
Juniper Montage: Couldn’t agree more
Arctic: Understatement right there, pretty much deal with chaos on a daily basis, especially around a certain dragconeques.
Arctic: And, we in the fanbase will be waiting for when that day comes.
Sonata Dusk: They really care about each other don’t they? (She asked looking over)
Arctic: You have no idea, it is obvious they both like each other than they want to admit. But, if ANYONE messes with Fluttershy, then you better hope Discord doesn’t find out, because he will make you regret it.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Just likey Acey here when we watch their adventure in Gotham and saw Ari-(she begins to say before Arctic covers her mouth)
Sonata Dusk: What was that? (She said looking at the two)
Arctic: (nervously laughs) Um, nothing. Nothing at all (he said and looking over to Pinkie shaking her head a bit)
Rarity: (lean in and whispers into Arctic ear) You know, she is right.
Arctic: (looked back a little and whispers back) Rares, really not helping, and not the best of moments (he mentioned towards her and slowly removed his hand off of Pinkie mouth)
Sci-Twi and Juniper gasped in amazement as the get out tiny notebooks writing this down
Applejack: (watches them and shakes her head with a small chuckle) They really are amazed by this.
Arctic: Well, not everyday they can witness something like this
Arctic: Yeah, she’s a Griffin. And, they make one adorable couple.
Sci-Twi: Oh no…
Juniper Montage: Please, don’t tell me this is happening again.
Applejack: And, they’re running off again.
Rainbow Dash: Man, this really is gonna be bad influence isn’t it?
Fluttershy: M-Maybe, they’ll learn that and not do it next time? (She said hopefully)
There were a few small glares were being made at the greedy man. As, they know that he can’t be trusted and up to something big.
Pinkie Pie: Pictures books are so much fun though!
Rainbow Dash: Like I said, bad influences. And that causes bad behavior
Sci-Twi and Juniper had stars in their eyes seeing the Triceratops
Fluttershy: she really is beautiful.
Rarity: The poor thing.
Sonata Dusk: That’s so sad.
Rarity started to feel sick, as her face started to turn green. Along with Sonata who’s starting to feel sick herself
Arctic: You both gonna be ok? (He asked a little worried)
The two girls looked over slowly nodding their heads a little bit.
Pinkie Pie: I’m getting a REALLY bad feeling…
Arctic: Yeah, same Pinkie. Things could possibly get bad between them.
Sci-Twi: I really don’t like the sound of this. A storm is never a good thing
Applejack: A lot a danger can happen, and a storm can be mighty dangerous
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, definitely sounds like are Rarity by a lot.
Before the fashionista could protest she felt herself getting more sick and was looking more green
Rarity: E-Excuse me for a moment. (She said before getting up making her way to the bathroom)
Sonata Dusk: W-Wait up! (She said following her behind towards the Bathroom)
Arctic: (looked back watching the 2 females go off) I should probably prepare some water for when they come back.
Sci-Twi: Yeah, seems like a good idea
Juniper Montage: I’m..sure she’ll be fine.
Rainbow Dash: (could hear the sounds of Rarity and Sonata puking) Yeah, will see about that.
Arctic: It’s amazing, that because of the Sonic Rainboom Rainbow did, it not only help them all get their cutie marks but also brought them together as well.
Sci-Twi: Yeah, kinda confusing and hard to say something like that.
Juniper Montage: Yeah, I mean they’re animals just not..well complete animals
Fluttershy: Poor thing, I hope they can treat her.
Juniper Montage: They just have to find out how.
Arctic: Yeah, one that all you might remember. (He said looking over towards the Rainbooms)
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, we remember. It was when we were caught in that storm during our curse
Sci-Twi: And when me, you and Sunset went to Equestria.
Applejack: and then us, along with everyone else to get back home.
Juniper Montage: Wonder, if i could go over their
Sci-Twi: Let me tell you, walking on hooves is NOT easy to do.
Pinkie Pie: (was also shaking the same way as her pony counterpart) Y-Yeah I-I-I c-can f-feel I-it to.
Fluttershy: (gets a little worried)
Rainbow Dash: Well, at least it looks like the guy not a total idiot
Applejack: Maybe, but wish he didn’t have to be so greedy.
Just then, Rarity and Sonata started coming back into the room holding their stomachs a bit.
Fluttershy: You both ok? (She asked a little worried)
Rarity: Y-Yes, darling. I think we’re ok now. (She said as she sits back down)
Arctic: You both need some water? (He asked them)
Sonata Dusk: (sits back down in her seat) Y-Yes, that would be nice.
Arctic: (nods his head and gets up) Ok, I’ll get you both some water and see if I can get some medicine too.
Sonata Dusk: (smilies a bit weakly) T-Thanks, Arctic.
Rarity: Y-Yes, thank you.
Arctic: No problem, just try to rest a bit until I get back. (He mentioned to them both as he walked out the theater room to get some water and medicine)
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Princess Luna: "Who's idea was it to leave the headlights on in the middle of the day? That's a good waste of electricity."
Gabby: "Oh no!"
Gallus: "Not him..."
Gilda: "The pig!" (Regains mobility) "Oh! Finally." (Proceeds to scratch behind her ears) "This itch is driving me crazy!"
Garble: (Makes a beeline for the restroom) "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go!"
Mr. Shy: "Sounds like one of Zephyr Breeze's speech if I ever heard it..."
Mrs. Shy: "But look on the bright side, dear. At least he's more fit and less fat than he is..."
Zephyr Breeze: "Uh...thank you?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Princess Luna: "Ani can debug the tour program in a heartbeat, more than this fat lard..."
Gilda: (To Nedry) "And I've got two words for you motor mouth. Diet and exercise!"
Spitfire: (To Nedry) "Yeah! And if you can move faster than you can run your mouth, then you're a gold medalist."
Petunia Paleo: "OOH! A T-REX!"
Rumble: "Oh yeah! Now we're talking!"
All the girls in the theater: "Oooh!!!!"
Capper Dapperpaw: "Wow. Low blow..."
Braeburn: "Now them's fightin' words!"
Mudbriar: "Actually, it's fairly accurate, considering that Equestria is currently governed by two female monarch and the entire MLP franchise was originally built upon a toy product to target little girls, and hypnotizing male humans into a creepy cult fandom."
Gabby: (Giggling) "Well...to be fair, Spike. You do taste good." (Sees the weird glances she was receiving from her fellow audience members) "It was a plate of spaghetti...and we were slurping on the same noodle. Stop looking at me!"
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Slappy: "I knew it. Another cheap scam to get money. This was a waste of our time."
Grubber: "We're watching! And hoping we get our money's worth!"
Tempest Shadow: (To Grubber) "Grubber, we're not even on the tour. We're just watching it all via livestreaming. So we're not even paying to watch..."
Sonata Gloom: (To Tempest Shadow) "The way you worded it, makes it sound like we're committing an act of legal copyright infringement, or piracy."
While this is going on, everyone in the theater all turned to a single goat audience member, who went pale as a sheet.
Random Cow: "There, there, Billy. I know the pain all too well."
Extra Cut
Skippy: "Aunt Slappy! Is the T-Rex really going to eat that goat?"
Slappy: (Shrugs) "Eh, it got my goat."
*Rim Shot SFX*
Extra Cut
Skippy: "Aw! No T-Rex?"
Slappy: "Uhhh...try using your imagination, Skippy. Imagine that there's a Tyrannosaurus Rex, right there! And it can be the purple-and-green kind, who sings and dance, if ya want." (But Skippy simply sighs and slumps down, while his aunt say to herself) "That usually works..."
Button Mash: "Yeah! WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK!!!"
Sweetie Belle: (To Button Mash) "Uh, Button. We're not on the tour. Remember? We're not even paying for...well, technically, we did pay for the show here. But still..."
Snips: "WE WANT DINOSAURS!"
Snips & Snails: "WE WANT DINOSAURS!"
Fillies & Colts: "WE WANT DINOSAURS!!!"
Sonata Gloom: "What'd you expect? A praise for poor execution?"
Gilda: "In ENGLISH Mr. Glass-Half-Empty-Guy! We can see your mouth is moving. But all we hear from you is blah blah blah."
Discord: "100 points from Gryffindor, Princess Twilight!"
Princess Luna: "Uh, Discord. The next school year at Hogwart hasn't even started yet."
Discord: "So?"
Princess Luna: "So you can't dock points."
Discord: "Says who?"
Princess Luna: (Rolls her eyes and shook her head) "Why do I even bother?"
Big Mac: "Nope."
Discord: "And I salute you too, Fluttershy! 100 points to Hufflepuff! Which you'll FIND is of course me!"
Random Dude: (Sarcasm) "Oh yeah. Very good friends." (Whispers) "Angel says otherwise..."
"I wanna marry Discord" – Angel Bunny in Fluttershy's body
Gallus: "Yeah, it changed. So what?"
Moondancer: (Looks up from her notes) "Unpredictability!"
The rest of Twilight's former Canterlot friends all applauded at Moondancer for getting the same correct answer as Twilight.
Minuette: "Wow! Way to go, Moondancer!"
Twinkleshine: "I guess what they say is true! Great minds do think alike!"
Moondancer: "Actually, it's elementary, my friends."
Big Mac: "Nope."
Gabby: "I feel the same way~💕"
Random Dude: "Yeah. Even the Doc agrees. When he first sets his sight on Rain Shine, since Season 8, he's going on and on about her."
Rain Shine: (Smiling and raising an eyebrow) "Did he now?"
Diamond Tiara: "Uh...no offense, but I think you need to get out more..."
Discord: "Actually, he has a point. 10 POINTS TO HUFFLEPUFF!"
Princess Celestia: (To Discord) "Is he even a Hufflepuff, let alone even know Hogwarts?"
Starswirl the Bearded: "Aye, he's more of a muggle, than a magic type."
Discord: (To Princess Celestia and Starswirl) "Well, for one thing. I FIND him to be very insightful."
Extra Cut – Skippy and Slappy
From inside their vehicle, Slappy and Skippy watched as Twilight and friends leaving their vehicle.
Slappy: "Hey! Those pastel colored donkeys and Barney Jr. got the right idea. Let's ditch this rundown Universal Ride."
With that, Slappy opens up the door and was on her way out.
Skippy: (Disappointed) "But auntie..."
Slappy: "No buts. Come on! Let's have ourselves a word with the big man who owns this park. So help me, I'll sue him every drops of his pennies for taking advantage of my nephew's heart and innocent and crushing the hopes and dreams of children everywhere."
And so, Skippy and his Aunt Slappy begin their long hike back to the visitor's center.
Skippy: "But auntie! Aren't you a little worried the dinosaurs could eat you?"
Slappy: "Ha! Skippy. The day the dinosaurs eat me is the day when unicorns lose their magic, when pegasi can't fly, and when ponies learn how to work with phones."
Extra Cut – Krystal
Meanwhile, somewhere in the park, Krystal – still in her scientist disguise, complete with a pair of glasses that make her resemble her voice actress – was following Dr. Henry Wu and his colleagues, watching as they released some of the newly born dinosaurs, that have grown, into the wild. Krystal made sure to keep her distance, watching as the doctor and his colleagues released the dinosaurs – or "assets" as the doctor deemed them – to join the rest of the herds.
However, Krystal can't help but notice that the doctor himself has a much ulterior motive regarding the dinosaurs.
She was feeding some Compies, while using her telepathy to read the scientists' thoughts.
Scientist: "It never ceases to amaze me how this is all possible, doctor! We've brought back dinosaurs from extinction!"
Dr. Henry Wu: "Hmph. Amazing, yes. But...primitive, or old-fashioned, as the kids say nowadays, compare to what I have in plan for these animals in the nearest future. Not only will I revolutionize science, but I will push the boundaries of evolution itself. These animals will become more than mere dinosaurs. But something much more."
Being a telepath, Krystal can read the doctor's mind from a distance. The doctor has a motive that is uncanny, if not insane. He's a genius, but he doesn't know where the line is drawn, and he seems to have no care of his consequences, regarding his creations, whatsoever.
Krystal continues to feed some of the Compies, when she detected a cry of distress, in the distance. She quickly rushes off to heed the call.
Extra Cut – Pinky and the Brain
What Dennis Nedry doesn't know was that two cartoon lab mice have the same idea. They were running through the ventilation system, intent on regrouping with their chicken accomplice.
The Brain: "Hurry Pinky! There isn't a time to waste! Destiny is right on our doorsteps!"
Pinky: "EGAD, Brain! You never told me we had guests comin' over! I would've left them a plate of my grandmother's cheese muffin!"
The Brain: "It's a figure of speech, Pinky. We must find that chicken so we can get to those dinosaur embryos and begin our conquest! Where did you say that chicken is?"
Pinky: "Uh...it's uh...THAT WAY! No, wait. I mean...THAT WAY! No, uh...that way! No that way! THAT WAY! This way! Up there! Down there!"
The Brain: (Facepalmed and through gritted teeth) "Pinky...do you mean to tell me we are lost?"
Pinky: "Of course not, Brain! I know exactly where we are!"
The Brain: "And where are we?"
Pinky: "We're right here!"
*Bonk SFX*
Pinky: (Sees tweety birds) "Are we there yet?"
The Brain: (Takes out a communication device) "Chicken! We've got the information we need. Are you in position?"
Chicken Boo: (From the other end) "Bawk bawk bawk!"
The Brain: "What? What are you doing there? I told you to wait for us in the lobby! And do you have the embryos?"
Chicken Boo: (From the other end) "Bawk bawk bawk?"
The Brain: "Ugh!" (Pinches his temples) "It's obvious. Never send a chicken to do mice work..." (Puts his communicator away) "Come Pinky. I'm afraid our destiny will be delayed just a little longer. We are heading back to the laboratory."
Pinky: "EGAD Brain. Homesick already?" (Gets a dope slap)
The Brain: "No, you idiot! We are heading back to the lab to retrieve the embryos the chicken was supposed to get for us!" (Sigh) "If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. But it will all be worth it, in the end, once I am in control of one of science and nature's most greatest weapons to ever contrive..."
The Brain eagerly looked at the plans he got from Dr. Henry Wu's computer, containing the blueprints for species of dinosaurs that haven't been developed...yet.
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4,000 words left!
I'm starting to get where Applejack is getting...
The whole Cinematic Adventure occurs post-Season 9 finale (before the Luster Dawn epilogue, and by extension, Opaline).
But...Daring Do...and the way she's so casual as to reveal her double life...
If we know Daring Do, then we know she's very secretive. Especially when she pleaded to Dr. Caballeron, a.k.a Q.Q.Martingale not to tell...
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I see Mr. E hasn't fixed the mistake me and JusSonic had pointed out.
Unless...it wasn't an accident...but maybe a clue...hmmm.
Come out, come out, Chrysalis! Come out to play!
Sorry it’s taking me this long than usual, Mr. E.
Just bear with me, I’m almost done with the next part of my commentary.
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It’s all right, Doc. We are all busy outside this forum. What’s four thousand words? Just take all the time you need.
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Extra Cut – Krystal
15 Minutes Earlier...
Meanwhile, Krystal ran across the field of Jurassic Park, heading for the call of distress she had sensed. Trouble is...she needed to cut through the Dilophosaurus Paddock.
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Krystal: "I can sense a creature in distress. And their life force...it feels faint. I don't have much time. Cutting through here is the quickest way to reach them. I have to help them quickly, then I can go and find Dr. PhD and tell him what I've found."
Krystal proceeded through the paddock with caution, when she suddenly heard the sounds of chirping. It sounded like the soft hooting cry of an owl. Her ears perked up. Her senses were on full alert. Reaching into the back of her lab coat, she pulled out her staff and held in a fighting stance, readying herself for any sign of attack from any directions.
Her ears were ringing to the ambience sound of the jungle around her, as well as the wind blowing across the plants and floras, causing their leaves to ruffle. Her hands were covered in sweat and grim as she gripped her staff tightly. Her nose twitched to the foul stench of rotten meat. But there was another foul odor in the air. It smell strong and foul.
Before Krystal could continue deciphering what the stench is, or was, her sixth sense kicked in and she immediately moved her to the side, just as a splotch of something wet and slimy flew across the air, nearly hitting her. It hit a nearby tree. Krystal went over to inspect the mysterious substance on the tree. She touched it curiously with two of her fingers.
Krystal: "Disgusting..."
Her fingers were beginning to tingle. Burn even. Almost as if she had touched...acids. Deciding that she had seen enough, Krystal was about to turn and be on her way, when another glob of spit came flying towards her, aiming towards her eyes. It was so sudden and so fast, that the flying projectile had knocked her glasses off her face. Thankfully, had it not been for her transparent accessory that shielded her eyes, she could've been blind.
Thanking her lucky stars, Krystal was on her way, when she suddenly found herself surrounded by a whole pack of the dinosaurs. They were just as the voice intercom said they were. Beautiful, but deadly.
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The Dilophosaurus were all hooting at her, until one of them started to flare their colorful frills at her, in an attempt to scare her into petrification. But Krystal wouldn't yield. She knew what the dinosaurs were attempting to do, but she stared them down. Then, without knowing, as if she had been taken over, or possessed, she instinctively communicated to the dinosaurs in a strange language.
Krystal: "Jkudt tend. A um de fho0. Coulo den, eh ro xihk."
The Dilophosaurus immediately ceased their hissing and their venomous display. Whatever Krystal had said, they clearly understood her. But they refused to listen. One of the Dilophosaurs spat its venom at her, but Krystal was quick to dodge it, holding her staff up to anticipate the follow-through, as the dinosaur leapt at her.
She managed to block its attack with her staff, before she turned and tossed it into one of its own pack members. She quickly spun her staff to stave off the other attacking Dilophosaurus, before she sensed one of the Dilophsaurus readying to attempt another attack at her.
Dilophosaurus: Bacc!
A splash of something wet and slimy hits her on the back of her head, and Krystal could feel the burning sensation tingling at her. Without turning her head, she had a feeling that an attack was lunging at her, which she anticipated with a jab of the spear's back end into the dinosaur's stomach, knocking the wind right out of it.
Krystal then turned to another Dilophosaurus close to her, whom she immediately spins her staff, repeatedly whaling it with a smack, a jab, and a hit to its head, knocking it out cold.
Soon, the unfortunate Dilophosaurus were knocked out, while the others scurried off, barking and whimpering, frightened off the blue vixen.
Krystal: "Right then. Now that that's out of the way."
With that, Krystal was on her way through the paddock, until she reaches the electric fence that kept the dinosaurs in. Too bad it doesn't stop a girl like her from getting out. Concentrating her powers into the staff, she slams it into the ground, projecting herself upward, as if she were a rocket being launched into the sky. Once she reaches the height of her flight, Krystal curled her body forward into a front flip and landed herself, safely back onto the ground.
Then, she resumes her journey towards the cry of distress. She took out the map she's been carrying in her coat pocket, looking at her two options.
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She could either take her chances and cut through the T-Rex Paddock, or she could go around it via the Gallimimus Paddock. She didn't have to think for long, when she felt the ground beneath her feet tremble, and she looked up, seeing a whole herd of Gallimimus coming into view.
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They're all very tall, but moved very fast. Thankfully, they weren't meat eaters, like the Dilophosaurus she had to contend with. But they are very cautious. Knowing this, Krystal approached them with care.
Krystal: "Xocce kxoho, vhaodtj. A moud de xuhm. A doot 0eih xocf. Sud 0ei fcoujo kubo mo ke nxoho A doot ke ro?"
The Gallimimus were hesitant at first. They stared at the strange mysterious blue vixen who had just spoken to them. They looked her up and down, unsure of whether she is friend, or foe. Finally, one of the fast dinosaurs approached the fence, but it only stopped an inch away, barely touching the wires. Krystal then slowly approach the dinosaur, holding her hand up to its nostril, without touching the wire.
The dinosaur sniffed her hand, until it finally let out a loud screech, which brought the other flock to it. They all gathered around Krystal, watching as the sapphire vixen perform a tremendous leap, as if she could fly. Once she was over the fence, one of the Gallimimus got down on its arms, lowering itself to let Krystal climb onto its back. Once she was onboard, the Gallimimus took off running, with the rest of its herd.
The Gallimimus's run was so sudden, that Krystal's lab coat disguise flew off of her. She quickly grabbed onto the dinosaur's neck, to prevent herself from flying off. After a few missteps, and a few stumbles, on her part for being thrown off balance, Krystal eventually rights herself up and eventually adjusted her weight and shifts her posture in-motion, in-sync with the dinosaur. She felt herself become one with the dinosaur as she felt the wind washing over her from the adrenaline.
During the entire run, Krystal felt an overwhelming sudden wave of emotions washing over her, like a tsunami. In her state of being, she felt herself being lifted off the ground, like she could fly. She could feel herself detaching from the Earth, as if she were flying through outer space. And in that very moment, she felt a presence, or four.
Krystal: (Inner thoughts) "Why am I feeling this way? What is happening to me? This feeling is familiar somehow, and yet I don't recognize it. I feel a presence that is...otherworldly. Is it...my brother, Saber? And Randorn? No. It's not...and yet, it is...why? Where am I?"
Krystal, however, didn't question for much longer, when she finds herself returning to the present, just in time to find herself arriving at her destination, at an intersection where the paddock's electric fences meet. Krystal listened via her telepathy to find that the distress cry was close, and just over the fence.
Once again, she used her staff to fly herself over the fences, until she landed in the paddock where she needed to be. Krystal then resumes her trek through the paddock, until she arrived at the source. A sick triceratops.
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Walking over to the poor creature, Krystal got down on one knee, and proceeded to gently stroke its snout to ease its slow agonizing pain.
Krystal: "Nuj ak 0ei kxuk succot veh xocf? Nxuk xuj xuffodot ke 0ei?"
Sick Triceratops: "Kxo0...kxo0 jxek mo... Je...noub. Je kahot... A'm ad kohharco fuad. A'm je acc. A'm t0adw. A'm...t0adw..."
Krystal: "Aj kxoho jemokxadw A sud te?"
Sick Triceratops: "Doot...motasado. Ronuho kxo jkedoj idtoh kxo vcenohj..."
At the mention of the flowers, Krystal looked up to see the West Indian Lilacs, close to where the triceratops is. She walked over to investigate the plant.
Krystal: (Inner thoughts) "Strange...West Indian Lilacs. These plants aren't usually poisonous to some animals, let alone humans. All the same, these flowers aren't enough to bring down a dinosaur... The poor Triceratops mentioned beware the stones..."
Taking a closer look, Krystal looks down and sees the stones the Triceratops had mentioned.
Krystal: (Inner thoughts) "Aha. So these are the cause of it... Hmmmm. Maybe I can find a cure for this. But where?"
And so, Krystal went off on her way, leaving the scene, searching for a cure.
Lemon Heart: "Wow, that kid is like a mini-Twilight."
Minuette: "Yeah! And the way he tails after Dr. Alan Grant reminds me of the time she trailed after a renowned author named Steven Bling for his autograph!"
Twinkleshine: "Yeah. And she ain't the only one...Moondancer."
Moondancer: (Blushes) "I wasn't that bad..."
Almost everybody in the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing at the remark.
Smolder: "Fat book! That's rich! Ha ha ha ha!"
Discord: "Next thing you know, he'd probably say it's EXTRA THICC! HA HA HA HA!!!"
Moondancer: "And back when, some ponies needed to use their imaginations."
Mina: "Then you haven't met any brilliant comic book writer, like Jack Kirby, Stan Lee, or this Shim-Sham. They're – how did Stan Lee say? – excelsior!"
Discord: "Uh, kid? I think the man would like to have his hand back."
Mina: "Well, technically, back when, by pony standards, you kinda were a baby, Spike."
Petunia Paleo: "What? What is it?"
Rumble: "SWEET CELESTIA!!!"
Scootaloo: "Is that what I think it is?"
Petunia Paleo: "It sure is!" (Smiles widely) "It's a Triceratops!"
Apple Bloom: "What's wrong with it?"
Sweetie Belle: "It looks...sick."
Dr. Fauna: "That's because, I'm afraid, it is sick..."
Petunia Paleo: "Aw! Lucky..." (Crosses her hooves and pouted)
Smolder: "I'm no doctor – oh great. Now I'm sounding like that kooky PhD guy. But I can tell, that that's not normal."
Scootaloo: (To Petunia Paleo) "What does that mean?"
Petunia Paleo: (Shrugging her hooves) "I don't know! But it doesn't look good..."
Dr. Fauna: "As in...this has all happened before?"
Moondancer: (Scribbling down her notes) "Interesting..."
Snips: "And mother always tells us to eat our vegetables..."
Snails: "And that they're good and healthy for us. But no. Here's the proof."
Snips: "Vegetables stinks!"
Gilda: (To Snips and Snails) "Uh...then what do you losers eat then? I know for a fact that every ponies' diets is all vegetables."
Snips and Snails: "We eat cakes! And candies! And hayburger!"
Gilda: "...figures."
Diamond Tiara: (Disgusted) "You want to see WHAT?!"
Audience: "YUCK!"
Photo Finish: "I FAINT!"
Silver Spoon: (Her face turns green) "Vomitrocious!
Gilda: "I thought you're supposed to be waiting in the car..."
Queen Novo: "And how can she be unfazed?!"
Dr. Fauna: (To Queen Novo) "Well, to be fair, this is how we study the animals on what they eat."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Scootaloo: "She was an author?"
*BONK SFX*
Once again, Discord to go through the troubles of bludgeoning everybody's head so they wouldn't remember Daring Do's secret. He was holding a baseball bat, in his paw.
Discord: "The Forget-Me-Stick! Works every time!"
Q.Q. Martingale (Dr. Caballeron): (Whispers to himself and his mooks) "Uh...as I recall, I only discovered her identity when she mentioned it out loud. It was during the latest expedition we had, in our attempt for the Truth Talisman of Tonatiuh."
Quibble Pants: (Talks to himself) "Hmmmm. I think I get where Applejack is coming from. I'm one of the only few who knows that Daring Do is a real pony. But I know for a fact that she wouldn't just go gallivanting around, saying things like: 'Look at me, I'm Daring Do!' Something smells fishy around here. And I don't mean the seapony sitting behind me."
Random seapony: "HEY!"
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Pinkie Pie: Awww he brought his kids.
Sci-Twi: And, look how happy they are to see him.
Me: *smiles*
The girls couldn’t help but awe seeing how adorable and cute the scene was in front of them.
Arctic: (was smiling a bit) It’s moments like this, is what I like about family members making their kids and grandkids happy
Me: No doubt about it, Arctic.
Sonata Dusk: (giggles a bit) Awe, they’re not so bad.
Juniper Montage: Yeah, they’re very happy to see their Grandpa
Me: Who wouldn't be?
Rainbow Dash: Well, they’re taking it well
Rarity: I imagine they would, after all it’s not everyday a kid gets to see ponies and a dragon from another world.
Arctic: Agreed, Rarity. And, would be a wonderful story to tell when they grow up.
Sonata Dusk: Bet their future children will love hearing about that.
Arctic: (chuckles and smiles a little) That’s the idea, Sonata.
Me: Creating family memories.
Arctic: (chuckles a little) Yeah, but that’s what makes her Pinkie.
Applejack: Eeyup, couldn’t agree more with that.
Rarity: And, I would say it’s part of her charm too.
Pinkie Pie: Aww, all of you are the best for saying that (she said with a happy grin)
Me: We try.
Juniper Montage: Well, I bet they will certainly be remembering this for a long time now.
Sci-Twi: And, add in the fact with dinosaurs then they’ll have 2 things to remember.
Me: So sweet.
Juniper Montage: I wonder if it’s possible to evolve those even further?
Rainbow Dash: What, you mean like flying cars?
Sonata Dusk: For Realsies? Flying cars?
Arctic: (nods) Yeah, some say that in the far future flying cars will be a thing.
Sonata Dusk: Wow, that sounds amazing.
Sci-Twi: It’s the wonders of science and technology growing!
Me: Just as long as the traffic is alright.
Pinkie and Sonata: ANYTHING?! (They both said in unison)
Applejack: I don’t think he meant that literally.
Pinkie and Sonata: Aw (they said looking down)
Juniper Montage: What would you have both wanted?
Pinkie And Sonata: The biggest Ice Cream sundae/Taco!
Arctic: Um, you both sure? I know you like those respective.. but that could give you a stomach ache
Pinkie and Sonata: Challenge accepted!
Me: *muttering to Arctic* Nice going...
Me: Nope.
Fluttershy: That’s so sad (she said with a few tears.
Arctic: It really is, one of the saddest things a kid can go through is having their parents not being together no more.
Me: My parents nearly got one, thank goodness they made up in the end.
Arctic: Yeah, she was definitely that bad.
Me: All because of the delay of the next book.
Rarity: Now that was just rude
Juniper Montage: Yeah, I know you don’t like kids but you can at least try to make it enjoyable for them.
Me: No harm in that.
Sci-Twi: Don’t think his the partying type
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, kinda like a downer at any party.
Me: No one likes a downer.
Arctic: Yeah, let’s try not to jinx it.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah, that would be bad.
Me: Ain't no way I'd pay for that.
Arctic: You’ll get use to it.
Rainbow Dash: Just gotta learn how to roll with it.
Sci-Twi: And, not question it a lot.
Me: No matter how ANNOYING IT CAN BE!
*All look at me startled by my outburst*
Pinkie Pie: I wonder if they’ll see any soon?
Fluttershy: I-I hope they’ll be careful.
Me: Let's just keep watching.
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Sci-Twi: Seriously?! Who on earth is their technician
Juniper Montage: Whoever it is, does a terrible job at their job.
Arctic: Yeah, the thing is it’s-
Sci-Twi and Juniper Montage: HIM?! (They both yelled)
Arctic: Yeah, the same guy who took the money. And, with his current position, you know that he can get what he needs, no matter the cost.
Fluttershy: H-He won’t get those kids involved… right? (She asked hopefully)
Arctic didn’t say anything and kept quiet, as the group had a small gasps, seeing that Nedry would even put kids in danger to make sure to get the embryos.
Me: Let's hope he doesn't.
Rainbow Dash: Man, this guy's not only a slob, but a lazy one at that.
Juniper Montage: And, like all greedy people. He does whatever it takes to get the job done.
Pinkie Pie: And he ruin a good piece of pie! A perfectly good one wasted.
Me: When it should've had Cool Hwhip!
Puppy Spike: There you go again! Why do you put emphasis on the H?!
Arctic: Let it be, Spike.
Sonata Dusk: That looks pretty tight, Is it safe?
Sci-Twi: It has to be, this is a T-Rex we’re talking about. So, the security for it has to be top of the line.
Me: For without good security, disaster strikes.
The girls couldn’t help but giggle from this as they turn their attention towards Arctic and Hunter
Rarity: (holding back a little chuckle) You boys better watch out boys
Pinkie Pie: (giggles softly) Yeah, you don’t know what could happen
Arctic: (rolled his eyes a bit) Ha ha, Very funny, girls.
Me: We'll just see who laughs last.
Fluttershy: (sinks back into her seat a bit having a small whimper) N-not again, please.
Rainbow Dash: (looked over towards her friend and held onto her to comfort her a bit)
Arctic: His right, and the longer you do it than you know it would be bad the moment it gets sent loose.
Me: And that is baaaaaaad! *mimicking a goat*
Rainbow Dash: Man, this is getting a bit boring. Where the heck is it?
Me: Patience!
Arctic: I think we all do.
Applejack: Eeyup.
Sonata Dusk: Agree.
Juniper Montage: Couldn’t agree more.
Me: Ditto.
Arctic: Understatement right there, pretty much deal with chaos on a daily basis, especially around a certain draconequus.
Me: One who's too klutzy for his own good. *sends a message to Dumbledore about taking and adding points to Gryffindor and Hufflepuff despite the next school year not having started*
Arctic: And, we in the fanbase will be waiting for when that day comes.
Sonata Dusk: They really care about each other don’t they? (She asked looking over)
Arctic: You have no idea, it is obvious they both like each other more than they want to admit. But, if ANYONE messes with Fluttershy, then you better hope Discord doesn’t find out, because he will make you regret it.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Just like Acey here when we watch their adventure in Gotham and saw Ari-(she begins to say before Arctic covers her mouth)
Sonata Dusk: What was that? (She said looking at the two)
Arctic: (nervously laughs) Um, nothing. Nothing at all (he said and looking over to Pinkie shaking her head a bit)
Rarity: (lean in and whispers into Arctic ear) You know, she is right.
Arctic: (looked back a little and whispers back) Rares, really not helping, and not the best of moments (he mentioned towards her and slowly removed his hand off of Pinkie mouth)
*Arctic and I both look to each other knowing we had to stick to Mr. E's plan*
Sci-Twi and Juniper gasped in amazement as the get out tiny notebooks writing this down
Applejack: (watches them and shakes her head with a small chuckle) They really are amazed by this.
Arctic: Well, not everyday they can witness something like this
Me: Nope
Arctic: Yeah, she’s a Griffin. And, they make one adorable couple.
Me: Nuff said.
Sci-Twi: Oh no…
Juniper Montage: Please, don’t tell me this is happening again.
Me: It is.
Juniper Montage: I told you not to tell me!
Applejack: And, they’re running off again.
Rainbow Dash: Man, this really is gonna be bad influence isn’t it?
Fluttershy: M-Maybe, they’ll learn that and not do it next time? (She said hopefully)
Me: I wouldn't count on it.
There were a few small glares were being made at the greedy man. As, they know that he can’t be trusted and up to something big.
Me: In this world perhaps. But in a certain young girl's world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Pinkie Pie: Pictures books are so much fun!
Rainbow Dash: Like I said, bad influences. And that causes bad behavior
Me: Glad I was raised better than that.
Sci-Twi and Juniper had stars in their eyes seeing the Triceratops
Fluttershy: She really is beautiful.
Me: One of the best.
Rarity: The poor thing.
Sonata Dusk: That’s so sad.
Me: I wonder...
Rarity started to feel sick, as her face started to turn green. Along with Sonata who’s starting to feel sick herself
Arctic: You both gonna be ok? (He asked a little worried)
The two girls looked over slowly nodding their heads a little bit.
Me: *gives them buckets just incase*
Pinkie Pie: I’m getting a REALLY bad feeling…
Arctic: Yeah, same Pinkie. Things could possibly get bad between them.
Me: *says nothing*
Sci-Twi: I really don’t like the sound of this. A storm is never a good thing
Applejack: A lot a danger can happen, and a storm can be mighty dangerous
Me: I should know, I read and watched a lot of adventure stories.
Me: A real big doodie!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, definitely sounds like are Rarity by a lot.
Before the fashionista could protest she felt herself getting more sick and was looking more green
Rarity: E-Excuse me for a moment. (She said before getting up making her way to the bathroom)
Sonata Dusk: W-Wait up! (She said following her behind towards the Bathroom)
Arctic: (looked back watching the 2 females go off) I should probably prepare some water for when they come back.
Sci-Twi: Yeah, seems like a good idea
Me: That should help.
Juniper Montage: I’m..sure she’ll be fine.
Rainbow Dash: (could hear the sounds of Rarity and Sonata puking) Yeah, we'll see about that.
Me: Poor Sonata...
Arctic: It’s amazing, that because of the Sonic Rainboom Rainbow did, it not only helped them all get their cutie marks but also brought them together as well.
Me: And without them, Equestria would've fallen to enemies faster than you could say 'Bob's your uncle."
Sci-Twi: Yeah, kinda confusing and hard to say something like that.
Juniper Montage: Yeah, I mean they’re animals just not..well complete animals
Me: Indeed not.
Fluttershy: Poor thing, I hope they can treat her.
Juniper Montage: They just have to find out how.
Me: Otherwise, she'll perish...
Arctic: Yeah, one that all you might remember. (He said looking over towards the Rainbooms)
Rainbow Dash:[/b Yeah, we remember. It was when we were caught in that storm during our curse
Sci-Twi: And when me, you and Sunset went to Equestria.
Applejack: And then us, along with everyone else to get back home.
Juniper Montage: Wonder, if i could go over there.
Sci-Twi: Let me tell you, walking on hooves is NOT easy to do.
Me: Especially if you wear heels.
Juniper Montage: *looks down at her glittering small wedge heels*
Pinkie Pie: (was also shaking the same way as her pony counterpart) Y-Yeah I-I-I c-can f-feel I-it to.
Fluttershy: (gets a little worried)
Me: Oh dear...
Rainbow Dash: Well, at least it looks like the guy not a total idiot
Applejack: Maybe, but wish he didn’t have to be so greedy.
Just then, Rarity and Sonata started coming back into the room holding their stomachs a bit.
Fluttershy: You both ok? (She asked a little worried)
Rarity: Y-Yes, darling. I think we’re ok now. (She said as she sits back down)
Arctic: You both need some water? (He asked them)
Sonata Dusk: (sits back down in her seat) Y-Yes, that would be nice.
Arctic: (nods his head and gets up) Ok, I’ll get you both some water and see if I can get some medicine too.
Sonata Dusk: (smilies a bit weakly) T-Thanks, Arctic.
Rarity: Y-Yes, thank you.
Arctic: No problem, just try to rest a bit until I get back. (He mentioned to them both as he walked out the theater room to get some water and medicine)
Me: *catches the two up on what they missed and we continue watching, worrying for the Equestrians*
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Hey Hunter. I noticed a error on my part. Forgot to close a quote. It’s just 1 though
It’s the one starting at “Amidst all the talk, while looking out the opposite window, Grant saw movement at the far end of a field. He sat bolt upright, trying to get a better look. To which, this did not go unnoticed when Time Turner turned to him.
To
“Great wickering stallions!” Time Turner gasped. “It changed.”