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Pretty Pony Pirate


Has an unhealthy fixation on booty.

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Applejack and Rainbow Dash have always been aggressively competitive. Even though they've long since settled into a loving and intimate partnership, that hasn't changed. When the question of which of them has the better hind end arises, it leads to a forceful disagreement.

SEX tag is for implied sex. Nothing graphic this time, sorry!

Written for the AppleDash Warm and Fuzzy Feelings Event

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 14 )

butts

Yes, yes, yes, and all the YESSSSSS!

Interesting. I expected them to be so self-absorbed that they think their own butt is the best.

Also, is that Shining Armor at the last part of the story?

Big ass, small ass

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Naw, it's Spike bro! Rainbows of butts! :raritystarry:

10375074
Actually I think you're thinking of a separate story where this contest ends with shining armor be declared having the best butt in all of equestria.

:ajbemused: Are YOU bucking kidding me?
:rainbowhuh: That's totally bogus and YOU know it!
:twilightsmile: He is the judge...
:ajsmug: Come on I can get you free apples fer a lifetime
:rainbowkiss: How's free Wonder Bolt passes?
:twilightoops: You two are bribing him?
:ajsleepy::rainbowderp: "..."
:duck: Spikey are you sure?
:moustache: Well duh , Every time you come to a sudden stop when we're window shopping
:raritystarry: "!"
:facehoof: He got very close and personal . . .
:raritywink: Ah I do have a very fashionable rump
:applejackconfused::rainbowlaugh: A big fat marsh mellow on a Spike!
:raritycry: RAINBOW DASH!
:derpyderp1: RUN RAINBOW RUN
:moustache: Let us all enjoy the view together :twilightoops: Spike I thought I raised you better then that
:unsuresweetie: nope

Adoracute fic. But why a mature tag? this reads as a teen-rated story to me.

Talk about coincidences. I had an idea this morning for a similar story, though with different ponies and the 'M' rating actually being put to use. (BTW, I'm pretty sure you could get away with a 'T' rating for this one.) Now I'm not sure if I should write that and potentially step on another, similar, story.

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:heart::raritystarry::heart: I just love the way he waddles away in anger .......

Aw man, this absolutely is a T-rated story! Anyway, this is an absolute blast to read!:twilightsmile:

"Omigosh! You like staring at my butt!"

Honestly? Who wouldn't?

Of course you've got the most amazing rump in the kingdom!

This we can agree upon.

I love the twist on the usual competitiveness between these two; it's not often we get to see them wanting to lose a competition! On top of that, this was just a really fun and sweet little story. With butts. :ajsmug:

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Everything is better with butts! :raritywink:

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