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Horndog
"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.
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This should be interesting
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Thank you!
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Thank you again!
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I sure hope so. I hope it continues to be interesting with every chapter I add, too.
Well, this is not something I've encountered before.
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I'd never seen anything like it before either, and I thought it would be hot.
body
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Bodily is the word I was going for here, though body does work. Thanks for pointing it out though, I rearranged for clarity.
I wonder how much permanent damage he just did to himself? I'll bet having foals is off the table.
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Being the magical land of ponies where a piano to the head is a minor inconvenience, I'd say he'll be ship shape in a couple of weeks. If he ever takes his newfound fetish too far though...
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Yeah, I guess cartoon physics have their advantages. Still, my brain can't help but compare this to a TV show call Sex Sent Me To The ER.
Yay cartoon physics!
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Cartoon physics is the whole reason I'm here. The physical limitations of normal physics are get in the way of the truly interesting stuff.
Awwwwwww, I want more stuff about Ke'eliene, his little story was adorable :3
I wanna see him get his flare stuck in someone's womb before flooding it
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Excellent news for you, then! I'm currently working on a larger project involving Ke'eliene and his adventures in Equestria. It might be a while before it's completed, but it's gonna be big.
And it will contain womb filling, eventually.
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Hell yeah! Stories where zeebs and ponies bone without the inclusion of striped/zebradom stuff is pretty hard to find, sometimes I just wanna see a stripey boi have some fun without any genocide or political upheavals ;~;
Heck, I was working on one myself before my motivation went big poopy
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also hell yeah womb fillings
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It's always sad when the motivation dies. Maybe some day you'll get it back.
It's also always good to have a happy friendly zeeb to do happy friendly things with. Like womb filling. (Mostly butt stuffing though. Womb filling is only for special occasions.)
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My biggest story, Hello?, is a perfect example of that lol
I watched sad machine about 40 times, wrote the first chapter, then it stayed in my firefox tabs for TWO YEARS before the motivation suddenly bowled me over and I spent a week banging out the rest of the story, heh
And then, I started and finished a sequel! And then I wrote a porn spinoff and then it died before I wrote all the chapters I planned but the two main stories are complete! Woo!
But yeah, motivation can be WEIRD. I don't even remember what happened to suddenly spark my desire to blast through Hello? and then Equinox, lol
So perhaps someday the writing spirit and its towering erection will strike me once again, leading to me blasting through one or more of my unfinished clopfics!
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Getting dickslapped by inspiration is the only way to go. It's the only way any of my stuff comes out at least. I've never lost inspiration to write though. My secret? I only write when I'm horny. I'm always horny.
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Horny writing is indeed the way to go when trying to write porn, but damn is it... frustrating.
Not the best form of edging but ey it's not bad I guess
Also, just noticed the new chapter, and....
yes. yes she did.
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You know you're doing a good job though if you have to swap to one handed typing.
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If only magic was real, I could just use that to type instead!
or....
or......
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Or?
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or use the magic creatively while using both hands to type
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Ah. How nice it would be to have magic.
I get a slight "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" vibe from this story, especially its prompt; I kinda like it. Next up, The Gang Fix The Town's Well
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Never actually watched that show. I hear it's a good one though, so I'll take it as a complement!
Not sure what this has to do with "tax fraud", but it was an enjoyable chapter nonetheless.
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Originally the flower trio were supposed to be mailing their inventory to themselves as a "gift" so they could file any earnings under gift taxes instead of income taxes. This 'hilarious' plot point kind of got lost when the idea for Twilight Sparkle's Detached Dick getting lost in both the mail and Roseluck's ass popped into my head, and then why the flowers got mailed in the first place became less important than the package in the package.
I'm glad you enjoyed it though!
Full tour stuff is under appreciated, especially in pony stuff. Great story, man!
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Thank you! It kind of happened by accident but I'm glad I'm still providing underutilized content!
Holy shit man, you were working 80+ hours a week?? That's a 16 hour day, leaving only 8 hours to eat, sleep, and commute. How did you survive that, and how is your boss allowed to do that??
I want to see what Luna does with her smallest hole
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I almost didn't, and by the power of employers not actually having a limit to the number of hours they can schedule per week provided that they are paying overtime. I'm out of that job and out of that life now, and I'm glad I left. I'm no longer making bank now but I am much healthier.
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Good news for you, I'm also interested in what Luna does with her smallest hole, so there's a very good chance I'll be writing it in the future!
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And by the future I mean now.
I wish i could upvote more than once
Well, now that everyone knows, she might as well keep it. It would've been fun to see Luna or Celly piss out all that jizz. Great stuff.