Twilight tries to lose her virginity through time travel, and fails.
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August 6th Update/News: I guess it turns out this story will probably be an entry in "The Twilight Files Contest," if I don't write anything obviously more suitable in the next 40 or so hours.
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Pretty sure that bit should've been sent to a dermatology journal. We'll need experts to properly appreciate that burn.
And yeah, these are the kind of circumstances where I can accept Twilestia... though I have to wonder what happened to the other alicorns.
Also, Twilight's definitely going to regret this when Best Pony re-enters the timestream. There are more "accidents" where that came from...
Delightful madness. Thank you for it.
Point me to these uncultured swine.
Why would she want that?
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Love makes you say and do stupid things. The other alicorns might still be alive. Future Twilight and Celestia might have just forgotten about them.
The format of Twilight writing to a magazine is pretty clever. Makes the story feel unique.
This honestly could have used more description though. Some visual humor to break up the dialogue.
I did get a few laughs out of it though. Overall good.
JAMBALAYA, EAT IT!
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Maybe Luna married Cadance and moved to the Crystal Empire, so she's no longer in Equestria? Or maybe I'm just enjoying stacking up the silliness. Really, a few thousand years in the future a LOT of things could have happened.
There's also that little "mutually eligible" issue. You can hardly expect Celestia to marry her own sister, for example.
well that is certainly one way to begin a letter...
yeah but then to get back you'd have to travel to the past of that future! think Twilight, think!
hehe, i do like this fake name for Rarity
nothing wrong with living alone with a cat and never going on dates
love how Reading Light just breezes past this without acknowledging any of it, just as she should, just as we all should
Twilight down bad (also weird thing to talk about with your little brother who is pretty much a child himself but that's just me)
yes, yes, mechanics of time travel
i mean this is true but the context of this conversation is all very strange
i don't like this :( selfcest is supposed to be nice, not about weird power dynamics!
i do not like incel Twilight at all!
the prose here really didn't fit the supposed format of being a story recounted in a letter. it just reads as standard first-person prose instead of something a character in the universe wrote themselves, which is all the more jarring with how strong of a voice the unsympathetic character selectively has.
some good ideas here, though, and if your goal was for reading this to be an unpleasant experience (a metacommentary on the unpleasantness of the ship or arguments about it?), then it certainly worked!