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Flint-Lock


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After losing a battle against temptation, Sunset heads to Sugarcube Corner. While she browses the menu, she notices something new.

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DEATH CAKES!!!

Brought to you by Pinkie Pie.

...Pinkie, are you putting LSD in cupcakes now?

Holding the reigns tightly, Sunset rides her machine-gun dragon low over the battlefield.

Below her, an army of cyborg cultists took potshots at her with bolts of destructive magic, a sort of magical anti-air fire. Even from this height, she smells their horrible stench, like body odor and machine oil. They stumble over each other to get a clear shot, trampling their companions without thinking twice.

And this story comes when 😜?

That was somehow, voth exactly what I was expecting, and NOTHING like I was expecting...

BUT I FUCKING LOVED IT

I feel like whatever's in those things should be illegal. But since it probably isn't yet, I can see Sunset getting them on the regular now.

Pinkie really needs to stop picking up new TCGs. Or she needs to pick up more of them. Either way, delightfully bizarre little interlude. Thank you for it. (Also, it must be a terrible adjustment to go from a pony body that seems designed to run on refined sugar to a human one that very much isn't.)

:pinkiegasp: Calm down, it's just a normal cookie, okay!? :pinkiehappy:

This was a fun, imaginative romp into what happens when Pinkie gets... creative... with your pastry concoctions.

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:duck: - Pinkie darling, what in the world did you put in those ghastly Deathcakes?!

:pinkiehappy: - That's a Sugarcube Corner secret, silly!

:duck: - I shudder to guess as to why that is the case...

Sunset (while deep in a Deathcake-induced internalized mental experience) - I AM THE ONE WHO GRABS THE SUN!

:applejackunsure: - ... What the buck?!

Sunset - GALLOPING TO PONHALLAAAAA!

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Something tells me Pinkie got whatever drug was in those cupcakes from her local 'friendship' dealer somwhere in the Canterlot alleys, lol. Hopefully she didn't get too much of it, or she might be taken in for some 'official' questioning.

Somebody remembers Brutal Legend! :pinkiehappy:

Hey you
You want some death cakes?
They aren't death sticks but DEATH CAKES!

Didn’t y ou just eat breakfast?” It said.

I can imagine a mini daydream shimmer and demon shimmer appearing

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:pinkiegasp: Calm down, it's just a normal cookie, okay!? :pinkiehappy:

"It's made with love...and lysergic acid!"

Perfectly Insane
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Haven't read this yet but I really hope its a parody of the sandwich of death from regular show.

it's not too much else we'll stay over there Sunset!

Hold up, why does this remind me of "The Wizard" so much?

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I have no idea what that was, but it was frickin' awesome!

Comment posted by LouiseMorrow deleted Mar 29th, 2023
Comment posted by LouiseMorrow deleted Mar 29th, 2023
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