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J3sterking


Eccentric story teller and Orthodox Christian. RWBY giga-fan, writes lots of EQG focused content.

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Luna thought it was going to be just an ordinary day, and it started as such. But, alas, when you order an unconventional breakfast, you'd better expect an unconventional response.
And Luna would have to put up with twelve hours of this.


Content warning for mentions of cannibalism. Other than that, though, nothing, really.
Written for the most recent prompt for Bean's Writing Group.

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Comments ( 13 )

This is fantastic :rainbowkiss::rainbowlaugh:

Easily one of the next great classics :pinkiehappy:

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Thank you! It warms my heart when I see comments like this, I'm glad I could make something people really enjoyed!

Ah, poor Luna. Victim of circumstances and all that.

*cannibalism

Luna should just tell ponies she has hayburgers for dinner. All the 3rd-shift haunts will be sympathetic.

Comment posted by Draco Dei deleted Sep 9th, 2023

Pinkie Pie bounces in, "Luna doesn't eat ponies, silly fillies!"

Ponies look relieved.

"But the griffons, dragons, chimeras, Timberwolves, cragodiles, hydras... a probably Discord, but in some weird way... DO eat fillies! And every other sort of pony, for that matter!"

Ponies all panic and stampede, flower trio faints.

:trollestia:

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I choose to believe this happens the next day.

Also, lol vore. :pinkiecrazy:

I can see the next headline already: “LUNAR PRINCESS DEPOSED!!! Nightly depravities brought to light!” :facehoof:

Silly Luna, if you want to fight rumors, then a comfortable throne from which you can shake your hoof at naughty ponies and have them actually listen is not a seat you should give up lightly. :trollestia:

It was funny enough that I came back and read it again all these months later.

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Thanks! It was a spur of the moment thing, but I'm glad it came out so good.

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