One day, Izzy strolls into the Crystal Brighthouse with a mud-covered... thing. Neither she nor her friends know quite what it is, but she is determined to find out. As such, she gets to work on the long, arduous process of restoring the unknown thingamajig. Heck, she might even succeed!
And her friends might regret letting her.
I really like how the Thingamajig" that Izzy found turned out to be quite possibly Pinkie's "party cannon".
Great story you came up with.
I said to myself, "Knowing Izzy, imagine if it was a gun or something."
Turns out it was just a giant fucking gun, who could've known.
nice work
Izzy is the pony who will recite passages from the Necronomicon just because, isn't she?
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Everyone loves the BFG
At this point I'm just glad she didn't find a bomb or something.
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At least there wasnt a Surprise in there.
Nice
I was half expecting it to be something from the part of the forest with the big sign reading THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR.
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wow this place looks Super honorable!
Looks like GREAT THINGS WERE DONE HERE
COOL DEEDS WERE ESTEEEMED HERE IT SEEMS!
Nice crackfic. It's not often I read such stories that are so enjoyable.
Is it wrong for me to say that I want to see such a story that has the focus of a sleepy Sunny being an irritable/scary Sunny?
Never expected that Izzy would find Pnikie's Party Cannon. Needless to say, the revelation makes me sad at thinking how Ponyville, the School of Friendship, and Twilight's Castle must be in ruins if one of Pinkie's most cherished items was found buried in the ground.
All of a sudden, I'm just thinking of Johnny Cash's "Hurt" playing in my head.
Thank you for this wonderful one-shot.
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The Song of Seikilos pops into my head.
Or an uilleann pipe air in an abandoned mall.
I read this story because of the thumbnail.
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As in "The Writing on the Wall"?
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Nah, the other one.
Less grimdark.
Considering Trixie's grill, it seems unicorns don't mind that sort of thing, anyway.
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Good choices as well. Regardless, such music does present a sad imagination of what happened between Gen 4 and Gen 5.
I have these stashed all over Equestria, in case of party cannon emergencies! Also, in case they find one in the future.
I fully expected the thingamajig to be a magical whatchamacallit. I wasn't expecting a fully-functional party cannon. That thing's gotta be worth a small fortune. They sure knew how to make 'em back in the day.
Have a Spikestache.