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Mockingbirb


A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

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An enchanted piece of furniture yeets Anon's ass into a world of magical ponies.


For inspiration, I guess you can 'blame' https://www.fimfiction.net/group/56/rainbow-dash/thread/528937/rainbow-dash-sofa, but MOSTLY whoever designed that chair and decided to sell them at Wal-Mart.

Also, this story is an entry in the latest Bike's M/M Shipping Contest, because why not?
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Content Warning: Mutual sexual harassment, cluelessness.

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Oh, sure, the minute someone asks a question, you go off and do this: I don't mind you crediting this idea to that thread, I'd have liked it better if you hadn't gone out and blamed people for this; after all, I never told you to do this, no one twisted your arms, it was your decision to write this straight out of who knows what hole...

:pinkiecrazy: Excuse me I need to get this out of my system now.

You sat on Rainbow Brash's belly! Not his face! Sure your butt could have been pressed firmly against the cushion and you could have leaned against the chair. But that would only be your back up against his muzzle and face.

That being said, I don't think the two stallions have anything resembling proper chemistry between them. And the butt face things seems kinda I don't know fetishy? Not an expert though.

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You're the one who brought the question up in the first place. So yes. This is indeed your fault.

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they're not blaming anyone lol, they're just saying "this was the inspiration" but in a fun, teasing way, hence the apostrophes

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they're not blaming anyone lol, they're just saying "this was the inspiration" but in a fun, teasing way, hence the apostrophes

Just to be fair, when Fireflower posted their original complaint, I hadn't added the apostrophes.

But it is true that I hadn't really intended to blame anyone, just to give a bit of credit to that thread for the notion of writing a story about this silly chair.

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Even so, I had never commissioned this at all; it wasn't even said in jest, just out of curiosity...

"Starlight! Don't turn me into a marketable plush armchair Starlight!"

Rarity's lips form a moue (which is like pouting, but in French.)

Exquisite, as is the whole mad tale. Thank you for it.

They'd made friends through the internet, where they learned how well they got along and how much they had in common. Finally, they'd decided to become roommates.

greatest friendship origin story

"Huh. Softer than I would have expected. Whoa!" The seat seemed to collapse beneath Anon's buttocks, as the chair sucked him in.

Into...another dimension.

best way to isekai

"Sure as a rattlesnake with a butter churn tied to its tail!" Applejack stands right in front of you, dressed in a lion costume and spouting countryisms.

aww thats a good countryism!

To your left, Twilight Sparkle corrects you. "No, this is Eeequestria. We're at least two mirror portals away from that other place."

very good to make this clear distinction!

Starlight Glimmer runs into the room, wearing what you suppose must be a 'sexy witch' costume, because of the way it only barely covers her flanks.

how humancentric a thought; that’s just how pony clothing works!

Rainbow snorts. "Rarity? Can you make me some trousers so Applejack can tie up this guy into a chair shape and I can sit on his face for a bit?"

well this is indeed how a fetish story goes

Rainbow winks. "But we're totally awesome kissers, right? At least a hundred percent cooler than kissing whatever kind of creature YOU are?"

that is indeed true

"This is Rainbow BRASH, famous rainbow-striped LGBT pride icon."

great reveal

"You wear pants so ponies WILL know whether you're a mare or a stallion?"

You blink. "That's not what I meant. But I guess the style of someone's pants or skirt or dress or makeup do depend on...I mean..." You sigh. "You know what? I don't even want to try to explain it right now."

really makes you think about gender

And to be fair, you did sit on a pony's face without even asking them...even if you thought she, no HE, was a chair at the time. When you think about what you did, who here is the weird one?

also really makes you think


well that certainly was technically an M/M shipfic! though i was wondering if it was going to be shipping Anon with Anon2 at first. Anon x Rainbow Brash seems almost too good for Anon at first, but this particular one seems better than most. thank you for writing!

~"Je~ne~regrette~rien."~

I EDITED THIS AUTHOR'S NOTE 2024 January 13/14, because it turns out "Je ne regrette rien" was used in the ~1950s~ early 1960s as a symbol of something I don't especially like. SO I guess "Je regrette le choix d'une chanson."

Je regrette le choix d'une chanson means I regret the choice of a song. je ne regrette rien means I regret Nothing. The first one makes much more sense that the last one.

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