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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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Been a while since I've done a good ol' shitpost.

Celestia stopping by is normal and can be expected.

Celestia showing up unannounced is still normal. Mostly.

Celestia bursting through the wall Kool-Aid man style is most certainly abnormal. Or at least, it was the first three or so times.

Celestia using her horn as a drill while violently spinning her body to rotate said "drill" to do the drilling is very, very abnormal.

Celestia popping out of your refrigerator and saying she's gonna "hyuck you up" is...

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Luna lifted a brow as Twilight sensually ran a hoof over the somehow-still-living grass studding the belt that once tore the Grim Reaper to shreds. Yes, this story is now an indirect sequel to that (clearly) amazing fic where Twilight touches grass in the wrongest way possible.

HAH! I READ THAT STORY! It was hilarious.

"Whatcha in for, ki-- holy Celestia it's Princess Luna! "

That sounds familiar but I'm not sure where.

"Mooom, why does Goofy look like a horse wearing a weird costume now?"

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the awnser too."

Yup...

The fact that, there was somehow a way the phrase became meaningful is...

Something, that's for sure

"If you have," Flam continued, "then you may be entitled to compensation. To claim yours, please... please send... fffffirst...t..."

Your Purple Brethren™.

These parts literally made me laugh out loud.:rainbowlaugh:

Exactly why I followed you.

I dub you the King of Sh*tposting®.

The right to use and give out that title is solely owned by Tape Deck for all eternity across all dimensions.
And it's funny that basically the only other story I've read from you (except for one other) was the touching grass one.

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Maybe some cover art could draw in more victims...:pinkiecrazy:

Oh man, Twilight really hyucked up this time... :rainbowderp:

After reading this, I lacked understanding for a duration of approximately six hours. I later gained it whilst tending to some minor cranial trauma.

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