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And then what?
11840885
Use your imagination.
First Twilight will be surprised, then probably confused, then scared as to what caused Spike to grow, then mad when she finds out Ember caused it, then FURIOUS to find out Ember did it just to have sex with Spike, lol
11840889
Sounds about right, yeah. Don't forget the repair bill for the ceiling, too... and Ember has just spent all her bits...
Helps a lot that Spikes body remembers being larger than a Castle when hatching from his egg.
Which could give Ember a Much bigger suprise than she expected if the result is in anyway related to the effort put in its creation?
11840887
... and then she ended up spending the night reading Power Ponies.
I wonder if their sex will be so loud everyone in Canterlot can hear it. Hopefully Ember has enough gems and gold to pay for any damages or complaints. Spike will probably remain huge until he's completely exhausted.
I hope we see what happens next.
It was gonna get spicy
11840891
Ooh yeah, good point.
11840978
Hmm... something to consider I guess.
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Well, sometimes things don't go according to plan. But let's be optimistic, yeah?
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I don't think a sequel which concentrates on the noise pollution around Canterlot afterwards would be quite as popular, but I'll think about it... no I won't
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I think you could visualise the scenes of unhindered debauchery yourself. Want me to draw you a picture? Jokes on you: I'm a writer, not an artist.
11841086
It would be typical that Tom and Holders Boulder among others are clutch mates from an overenthusiatic dance off involving a Ricky Martin song and a Blue Box?
11840887
And that is what makes this fic so interesting, imo. We ALL know what Ember wants, so why is there any need to go into detail. That is what the brain is for: imagination! Use it!
And honestly, it would be hotter than the imagination...
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11841086
It doesn't stop that this feels like we were blue balled.
11841241
Get the icepack out then. Wait... that's far more likely to cause blue balls, isn't it? Sorry mister... you're on your own.
11841243
Didn't know you're a comedian as well.
Anyways, it seems rather hopeless to beg for a sequel then?
11841296
I’m not, as you’ve just noticed.
I’ve never actually written graphic sex in a fic on this site (or any other) before, and we’re talking about over 150 of them… you really want me to try for this one? I’m not even drunk yet…
It might be so bad my reputation may never recover, because from experience nothing is as awful as poorly-described sex in a story, believe me. It might be unintentionally hilarious, but that’s it.
One day I might be able to pluck up the courage to write a convincing sexy scene involving, but by no means restricted to: bodily juices, handcuffs, thrusting, whips, chains, the works. But today is not that day. I’ll let you know if the situation changes. For now, what you see is what you get. Ciao!
(Plus I think the story’s ending is good enough in that it’s as subtle as a sledgehammer what’s gonna happen next, and some things are better left hinted at instead of shown, but that’s another discussion.)
🎶 Precious Scales 🎶 Mommy needs her dragon 🎵™
Please make a sequel to this one
That was a fun read. Good job!
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Well, you'll never learn without trying, right? I doubt you picked up writing one day and was great at it immediately. And, well, you clearly know how to write stories and smut's a subset of writing, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out, right...?
That's not to say that I expect you to go 'fuck it, we ball'. It's alright if you don't feel comfortable writing smut for one reason or another. You're already done way more than anyone could ask of you with all the stuff you've written.
I never would've thought that Rarity was one who would do something like that to fashion!
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Everyone (or everypony) has limits.
Little Ember is a Size Queen eh
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...So THAT'S what they're calling it these days.
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for quite some time by now yes
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I know. Just being a tad facetious.
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your face is tedious! ;P
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And your face is... damnit, wish I could insult yours but I just can't... not with that steely jawbone.