• Published 1st Apr 2024
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Unity 2: Why is This Still a Thing? - Admiral Biscuit



This time, a pair of portal gun malfunctions bring Sparkler and KitKat together . . . not only in a strange new world but in a strange new form.

Comments ( 9 )

That was something. I like it.

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Scarlett Johansson played Black Widow (Natasha Romanov) in some movies. She criticized the director for overly sexualizing the character instead of focusing on her competence. :fluttercry:

She has also posted nude pictures of herself on the internet. :pinkiegasp:

Call me "unduly picky" but I sense a bit of a contradiction here.

:twilightoops:

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She could be trying to create 2 brands:

1 brand is "PinUps" and the other brandis "very good athletic stunt-acting". Focusing too much on sex leads to seens where she does not show off athletic stunt-acting. This could hurt her career:

She wants casting directors to hir her for the √2x rather than another actress and stuntwoman for 2 x where x is the pay for someone on screen (rather than pay an acress 1 million dollars and a stunt woman 1 million dollars, just hire me for 1.141 million dollars and pocket the rest). A good agent could get them to pay 3/2x or 1.5 million dollars.

Except for not-Epona of course, who got portalized back to not-Hyrule.

I love it when everyone gets a happy ending. Well, everyone who deserves one.

Utterly unhinged in a very entertaining way. Thank you for the madness.

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Scarlett Johansson played Black Widow (Natasha Romanov) in some movies. She criticized the director for overly sexualizing the character instead of focusing on her competence. :fluttercry:

She has also posted nude pictures of herself on the internet.

I feel like if she's playing a competent character in a movie, than that movie ought to focus on that character's competence. As for what she does in her free time, that's her business.

Like, you'd be annoyed if a director decided to focus on Batman's sexiness rather than his Dark Knight competence, and if Christian Bale posts nudes or not that's separate from Batman.

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I love it when everyone gets a happy ending. Well, everyone who deserves one.

A good tidy ending for everyone with no loose ends left for next year. I'm going soft in my old age. :derpytongue2:

Utterly unhinged in a very entertaining way. Thank you for the madness.

You're welcome! :heart:

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Or she could just be a good actress who wants movies she's acting in to focus on the character she's playing and that character's skills/abilities, and be her own person when she's not playing the part of a character.

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