Why hello there friend! It's been a long time since I've seen a human like you, how did you get to Equestria?
Oh, you aren't one of the few who know my story, are you? Well, I'll explain it simply so as to keep it short. I met a girl, been torn out of my life by said girl AND her wide arrangement of enemies, taken on multiple visages of people I don't know, gained a really kickass power to make anything I want without any effort, saved our asses several times with it, and was now hugging the small crater I had made after being hurled into it by a tentacled black fire monster named Argoron! All in a single week!
And now I'm stuck in Equestria in this alien body with no idea what in the hell is going on around me, and it turns out that that girl was a lot more than she said she was.
(Rated teen for mild language and maybe some future scenes)
This story starts off right before the events in the premiere episode of season 3, the return of the crystal kingdom.
(This story is meant to be a comedy, but on occasion it will take itself seriously.)
I hope you enjoy this story, because I made this fur you! (Intentional typo)
thats a cool picture...i'll read this later
1625780 thanks for your comment (first evar!) and thanks, I drew it myself just for this story.
its looks really cool
pretty damn cool. cant wait for the next chapter
1646503 you want huMORE eh?
I'll get right on it then. Be right back
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just dont follow my example and not update for months
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Done and DONE!!
I belted out that chapter at the best speed I could without compromising quality.
Bon Appetit!
Also, editor position is open if thou wishest to take it, i read through the chapter once after posting it
And found several erroneous errors that should have spawned erratic errands but didn't cuz I'm lazy.
OC Konics: Reach you are now damned
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Reach: Twas my mistake at the time...I shall have to bear it now
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OC Konics: Ha just messin with you. You think Twi is bad try haveing Pinkie do the same thing to you. Its fucking torchure
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Reach: pinkie questionairre!? *shudder* i see your point...either way, hows you adjusting berween being in equestria and the real world and all? Say Hi to death for me, haven't seen him in a month or two.
OC Konics: that was a while ago. My death is a dick. but in my travels i found each universe has its own death.....just try to imagine it like planet sized rubber band ball. some of the bands are the same but different and alot touch. to put it simply interdimensional travel is a headache in itself
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Reach: My very first interdimensional travel took me outta the picture for two months, so yes, to put it simply. I know your pain bro...I know your pain
OC Konics: A lot of shit has happened since then. But I really dont feel like explaining it all right now. To long. To complicated. Wait a minute....I just realized you said the real world and equestria. What other world are you talking about. Is it that biped world you come from. I really dont see how those people can walk like that.
((you'll figure out alot more later. like he said its complicated. But thanks to you I am finnally writing the next chapter))
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I literally put my fist in the air and said "yes!" When i saw that...
The reasl world in this case is the one Far Reach is originally from, that's what most people think of as the real world, the one they're from...
Reach: it has something to do with balancing the weight on one foot and having flat feet, not standing on our toes like ponies, allowing our gastrocnemius (did I spell that right?) more leverage to correct our weight, to put it simply, it's just as complicated as your system, you just have different gaits.
Both me and my creator Require sleep at this time, and thus we both bidst thee goodninja
OC Konics: Well being so used to being a quadriped I seem to fall flat on my face everytime I go to a Biped world.
((to Him the real world is equestria. again long explanation))
cool
....that bastard
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This is only the beginning.
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it always is
still good