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apple short


I'm me.

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Some scary short stories put into one long and horror filled story in honor of the nightmare night that is coming up in Ponyville.

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The title is the best review of this fic ever.

zel

ā€œDUDE I AM SO SORRY!ā€ She cried

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*This is me trolling myself by covering up what I said previously, and laughing my ass off my none existent accomplishment.*

1494312
Probablly because you're a bit addicted to trainwrecking. You want to look away. It's just that, for some reason, you can'tā€¦

1494425

Who said that we have to abide by a motto? This is a fandom, not a political party. I don't want to restrict myself or anyone else from their own opinion just because some low self-esteemed author doesn't get the false praise he/she wishes they could get by producing something that clearly needs work and time.

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Dude, I have nothing but respect for Apple Short. He's written a lot of fics that have been near universally panned for their horrible grammar, plotting, punctuation, and everything else. Yet despite the near total disapproval of the community at large towards the work he produces, he still gets back up after each hammering and goes at it again. No matter what else is said about him, Apple Short has a level of determined moxie that is lacking even in most well regarded authors.

She opened her eyes and all that was to be seen was a black like nature filled with silent grief. Which tormented her mind into a slobbery pleasure and she elifted all the boobs of her upwards in distrust to smack at each other with slippery bangs and a roaring course anti element. ā€œRUN DUDES BECAUSE THE NIGHT HAS MADE ME EVIL!ā€

ā€¦He just can't seem to write to save his life.

1494486 I agree with you, completely. Okay maybe no completely. Around the parts where ya say we don't have to follow love and tolerance. I don't seem to care as much as I made myself seem to be. That's obviously my mistake teehee. So to reinstate what I said. "I don't really give a fuck whether you are good at bad at writing, here's just hoping someone or something will slap you in the face and make you see that you're not good at this, and should get lessons, or try something else." Though I do say, fanfiction authors is a tough profession. .....Anyways have a nice day....sorry for making myself seemingly give a different meaning then I actually have. :twilightblush:

1494692 Is it wrong to say I love you? I mean, I find everything you wrote here so true that it is completely hilarious. Good on ya mate, and encase ya need to know, well I dough you NEED to know but whatever. I kinda meant quite less then what I said, *facepalms at owns stupidity* I just think. People over do it sometimes. Though the judgement is well placed. Just overreacted.

-Starts reading
-Prince Martin Willis
-Checks author

Oh, Apple Short. We meet again. I was starting to miss you, actually.

Well, I'm short on time, so I'll be brief. You have a wall of text, your characters are out-of-character, the plot is confusing, and your mechanics need a serious tune-up - not that that's news at this point. Also, what's your obsession with pony boobs? You always make particular mention of them.

On the bright side, you got the title right. That's improvement! :twilightsmile:

Cheers!

I'm really hoping this isn't meant for Equestria Daily's Horror Contest.

I've offered to help you edit before, and I'll offer again. You have a lot of ideas, short, and that's great! But you need to learn execution. As much as I hate to say it, your spelling and grammar are simply awful. Same goes for your sentence structure. You're trying, and failing to make your text look formidable. Don't do that. At this stage, just write like you speak. No pressure.

...Unless, of course, this is the way you speak. In which case... may God help us all. I'm still thinking that all of your text might just be a Latin to English translation.

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:pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:
Oh... my.... GOD!
You're the author of Sun and Stars!
I LOVE that story, it's the 5th of my favorites.
You're the one who inspired me to write my stories!
Anyways, looks interesting, will read later.

1494312 Lol people think your story is good Sparky haha. Look at the previous comment. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png

While high fiving and scoring the sun with their intense frolicking wistful stares of empty vacant and slithering nature. He ran away to go get consoled by Granny Smith at the farm of Applejack. Hating the fact with a fury that drove his hands deep into his pony pockets and he flew his mane into the wind and let it suckle against the breeze like a bee feeding off of the angry graves of horned and shivering catacombed sugar.

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Go on. It's like poetry. Really artsy poetry.

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then she made killing love to her till they both orgasmed and she purified the evil out of Nightmare Moon and she became good again and rid of the parasite bad pony Cyrstalis. Angle awoke suddenly and was so turned on but at the same time dejected because he was unloved in the way that was desirable to his fashion.

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I have to admire you, apple short, and it's a wierd feeling. I would just like to-
Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule
-say that the TWE are incoming because there's something to salvage here. Your bizarre similies show that.

See, this is what I love about Apple Short. He's not merely bad. Bad is boring. Anyone can put out a half-assed OC Gary Stu Alicorn HiE Uses the Mane 6 for a Harem story. Apple Short is Bad Cubed. No, a Badness Tessaract, writing for dimensions that are not our own. Only he can put out a tale so utterly atrocious yet eloquently incoherent that the motion of hair is likened to a swarm of sucking bees eating the graves of vengeful devil sugar.

I laugh more at these than at many pieces actually intended to be comedy, to say nothing of the comment threads that pop up around his tales, and here I'm thinking particularly of PeaceColt112's total meltdown in Comment #47 on Changing the ColorOf Apples.

--CEO Kasen

Ah...it has been a while, SeƱor Appleshort. I think I've finally gotten over the fact that your stories are terrible. Why? Because you are the one person who can actually manage make me laugh out loud when I stare at a steaming pile of horse dung. You have my respect...and my pity.

And hey, you capitalized the title and you almost got all the description right too! That's...actually not worth anything. Sorry. Good job?

I must, in this moment, speak to the brilliance of Apple Short. There is something very worthy and honest in what he does. It is almost zen-like in it's horribleness and in each piece there is an earnest purity the like of which one rarely finds in even the most accomplished authors.

The utter lack of self-awareness combines with an almost mechanical disregard for language to create a surrealist microcosm of literary malfunction which is so fantastic and unique that I can only compare it to the greatest works of Dali and Bosch. At the core of every word Apple Short writes is a truth I think we could all do to take a moment out of our day and consider.

We all suck at something.

I am a poor musician. Couldn't hold a tune to save my life. That I am not a musician is by kind virtue of a lack of spine and motivation. I have recognized that I will never be even adequate to the art form of putting notes to paper nor fingers to strings. Apple Short displays both spine and motivation so overwhelming that I would lay his will against the great generals of ancient times in their most tenacious defenses but lacks the apprehension of his own inadequacy. His sense of composure in the face of total annihilation is immeasurable. `

Wherewith his vast ignorance he strips words of meaning, sentences of structure, and characters of form, he composes a sort of poetic netherworld so dense and dispossessed of reason that I find myself humbled. The gormless mess of his presentation should be inspiration and warning to any beast or man who dares tread the writer's craft. It must be preserved!

Throw him roses! His heartfelt entreaties for love must be answered else we might lose this precious creature and the reminder he represents!

-Chessie

1494424 <--- This :rainbowlaugh: that cracked me up but at the same time made me sigh...

I... I'm upvoting this. I'm just laughing too hard not to.

1496569 I have that beaut of a comment saved in a word documemt

Trollfic, right?

I've gotten to the point where I don't know if you are a troll or not.

1783209 Add a 'c'. Aren't you too young to be swearing?

My fucking brain hurts

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