Poems of Ponyville - Christmas Carols

by dashie76

Rainbow Dash! - Jingle Bells

Rainbow Dash! - Jingle Bells
by dashie76
I do not own the christmas carol "Jingle Bells." This is a fan made carol.

Dashing 'cross the sky,
On a pair of bright blue wings,
Weaving through the clouds,
And laughing as she sings!

She angles towards the ground,
Creates and awesome sight,
A sonic rainboom for all us
To watch in awe tonight!

Oh,
Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
How awesome are thee!
Speeding through the atmosphere
And shouting out with glee-ee!

Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
How radical are you!
Moving around at the speed of sound
On your wings of cyan-blue!

Dashie is her name!
Loyalty's her game!
She's one of the mane six,
But awesome all the same!

A mane of rainbow lines!
A tale of colorful hues!
A cutie mark of lightning and
A will to never lose!

Oh,
Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
How very cool you are!
If you fly up high enough
You'll surely touch the sta-ars!

Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
How stylish your mane!
The planet's fastest pegasus,
We'll ne'er forget your name!

She's never lost a fight,
She stands up for her friends,
She's always on the go,
But still can meet loose ends!

When trouble comes to town,
And evil rears its head,
We all can count on Rainbow Dash
To strike the monster dead!

Oh,
Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
What awesome swag you own!
Though she can't hide her sense of pride,
She never is alo-one!

Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
How sexy is your plot!
Thank God you live in Ponyville,
You'd ruin Canterlot!
HEY!

Comments

[dashie76]

I had a LOT of fun writing this one. It's amazing what boredom in French II class can produce...Remember to comment to tell me what you think and give constructive criticism if necessary!

[Flintlocke]

I was grinning ear to ear, dancing in my seat, and laughing hysterically, all whilst singing along. That final verse,..........just that final verse, I can think of only a few other lines that have made me laugh as hard.

[dashie76]

1774789I'm glad you like it so much! I can't believe it already has 18 upvotes...

[Dusk_Writer]

…this is too good