1761784 Those mystery downvotes always get me the most. Especially the ones that don't even give me the chance to make them love me (obligatory ). Thanks for the like all the same!
1761938 Knowing me that would make sense, but no (I also haven't gotten around to watching that one yet). I thought of this one on my own at some point or another. I could've made it as a crossover, but I figured to just keep this one its own thing. So, uh, in b4 any upcoming "have you seen Final Destination" comments.
1762890 I don't think I could write short unless someone forced me to. Luckily the next chapter is only about 6K, so, you know, that's some thing.
1764573 I'm clinging to Chapter 2 until I'm done with Chapter 3. Finally I will enjoy the perks of having a buffer!
1762671 That one made me laugh, also, try to be less scripted on the deaths we haven't seen, be more flowing with her deaths and not all , and yes, this is a most interesting story.
But I don’t not like it. I should be turned off by the gore, but I’m not, despite its... goryness. I think you’ve struck a very nice balance here. You’ve got an interesting concept, and it makes me want to read on to find out just how Dash is going to take advantage of this (in a morbid curiosity sort of way), what repercussions there might be to Dash, and just what that spell has done.
In spite of the dust that had accumulated in every nook and cranny of the crate, this new book was completely grime-free. It looked like something that would have little difficult blending into the New Releases shelf down at the bookstore.
Interesting concept. Surprised Rainbow to conscious enough to recognize the rock after plowing through a couple trees. Though I am pretty sure after about lets say 30 minutes, the blood would have coagulated. Rigor mortis would not have had a chance to set in either, but those intestines opening up would account for the bad smell.
Maybe Dash wouldn't have died if she got that extra practice and sleep time in, so if that spell never happened, none of this would've ever happened. I just needed to clear my conscience on that, dead Rainbow Dash makes me sad. Atleast she's indestructable now.
Wait, so let me get this straight: Rainbow Dash CAN'T DIE NOW?! YES!!! I can FINALLY give her those damned combat lessons she's been BEGGING me for She'll FINALLY shut up about them!
…you can see me?” Dash asked. She glanced down over her body, patting her chest and sides. The stunned expression remained transfixed on her face.
“Crashed here, died, but didn’t die, turned out just fine, but there’s still a body…” she muttered under her breath. She scratched her chin for a moment and paced around in a few tight circles.
Sounds like a spirit-materialization re-spawn spell or somthin...I read somewhere in the later chapter comments about Rainbow eating hamburgers, made from herself... However I dare not read middle chapters so as to not spoil the story further. Now I gotta go to sleep... (12 at night)keep up the good work, you got yourself a fav, and 5 Pinkies...
Well, well...This might be the only gore-tag story I ever read in my life, because the subject is rather fascinating. I guess that's gotta count for something,
That first downvote was just some ass voting it down because of the mature gore tag.
I didn't read all of it, but you write well. Have my like.
Dastardly, devious deaths? Definitely.
This looks, erm... interesting. I have to admit it's a relief Dashie can't die (Perminantly) so I don't have to worry about that.
Looks good, written well, favourited. Whoever downvoted this was an idiot.
This is disgusting, yet entertaining. What is wrong with me...
hmmm...IS THIS A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE "THE DEATHS OF IAN STONE"?
this is great keep it up
what if that spell didnt happen and Rainbow died!!!
That was pretty good!
Well, this is an unusual concept.
I approve!
Great story!
It seems to be an unwritten rule that when someone gains some form of regenerative powers that suddenly they are more prone to being injured.
Hmm? I wonder what happened to the other chapters? Still under revision, I guess? :3
Interesting
Interesting Idea do you plan on updating Soon cause I want more!!!!!!!!!
Considering the title, Rainbow may wish to get in touch with a certain gentleman in Cardiff named Jack ...
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Those mystery downvotes always get me the most. Especially the ones that don't even give me the chance to make them love me (obligatory ). Thanks for the like all the same!
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Knowing me that would make sense, but no (I also haven't gotten around to watching that one yet). I thought of this one on my own at some point or another. I could've made it as a crossover, but I figured to just keep this one its own thing. So, uh, in b4 any upcoming "have you seen Final Destination" comments.
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I don't think I could write short unless someone forced me to. Luckily the next chapter is only about 6K, so, you know, that's some thing.
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I'm clinging to Chapter 2 until I'm done with Chapter 3. Finally I will enjoy the perks of having a buffer!
Oh, I'm happy to see the first chapter posted. :D
This'll be interesting, indeed.
Rainbow Dash, the Kamikaze Wonder, with over 50 successful missions.
Rainbow Dash is now Captain Jack Harkness
This makes more sense if you think about it long enough.
Dafuq did I just read?!!
And why do I want more!
shockingly good stuff and I'm glad you don't spare on the details.
1762671 That one made me laugh, also, try to be less scripted on the deaths we haven't seen, be more flowing with her deaths and not all , and yes, this is a most interesting story.
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Naturally, there's a trope for this. :)
Well, this is rather grisly.
But I don’t not like it. I should be turned off by the gore, but I’m not, despite its... goryness. I think you’ve struck a very nice balance here. You’ve got an interesting concept, and it makes me want to read on to find out just how Dash is going to take advantage of this (in a morbid curiosity sort of way), what repercussions there might be to Dash, and just what that spell has done.
Might want to fix that typo, though.
So it seems that Rainbow Dash has come down with a bad case of Video Game Character Syndrome. Hmm, the potential for insurance fraud here is massive.
I know exactly what happened... tf2wiki.net/w/images/e/e2/Dead_Ringer.png
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Bitch Please
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Damn you... Your link forced me into a long line of interesting tropes, ending shortly after I reached Memetic Molester. I'm going to bed now.
1768860LOL Dash has the power to die and respawn... Amazing yet creepy.
Interesting concept. Surprised Rainbow to conscious enough to recognize the rock after plowing through a couple trees. Though I am pretty sure after about lets say 30 minutes, the blood would have coagulated. Rigor mortis would not have had a chance to set in either, but those intestines opening up would account for the bad smell.
Maybe Dash wouldn't have died if she got that extra practice and sleep time in, so if that spell never happened, none of this would've ever happened.
I just needed to clear my conscience on that, dead Rainbow Dash makes me sad.
Atleast she's indestructable now.
She has the happy tree friends curse except she response faster
Wait, so let me get this straight: Rainbow Dash CAN'T DIE NOW?! YES!!! I can FINALLY give her those damned combat lessons she's been BEGGING me for She'll FINALLY shut up about them!
2782849 Thank you for that
A featured story that is actually pretty good. What has the world come to?
Weird, gross, interesting and hilarious all in one bright shiny package? This story rocks!
And I was about to eat lunch. Good luck now.
At least i have a good fic to read till the nasha wears off
We're glad you could play, The Life of Rainbow Dash! As usual, you've been a real pantload!
Holy crap this is awesome...
Sounds like a spirit-materialization re-spawn spell or somthin...I read somewhere in the later chapter comments about Rainbow eating hamburgers, made from herself...
However I dare not read middle chapters so as to not spoil the story further.
Now I gotta go to sleep... (12 at night)keep up the good work, you got yourself a fav, and 5 Pinkies...
So...in a way, this is similar to "The Many Deaths of Ian Stone." right?
2176821 The Dead Rainbow.
Foreshadowing is foreshadowing.
Well, well...This might be the only gore-tag story I ever read in my life, because the subject is rather fascinating. I guess that's gotta count for something,
Solid start, either way.
I may be 10 years late but this is my absolute favourite read ever!
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I'll take it when I can get it.