Celestia has had a long day of ruling Equestria, and wants nothing more than to enjoy a relaxing shower.
But certain intruders won't allow for relaxation...
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You've read this recently, haven't you?
1858656 No, actually, I've seen it in the feature-box but never got around to actually clicking it.
Me writing this was a combination of having an 'at home spider-movie-marathon', and having to drop what I'm doing every time my sister takes a shower to kill the spiders that live in the bathroom
1858664
I don't bother killing spiders in our shower anymore. One, because I like spiders. Two, because it doesn't matter anyways, 'cause five spawn from every one that I kill. Three, because I don't believe in killing animals needlessly.
1858669 I don't like killing spiders either, but you know what arachnaphobes are like
I was sure the entire way through that Luna was pranking Celestia as some kind of retaliation, and I'm still sure.
That's...easily the most scary real-life event I could think of.
*shiver*
1858695 Maybe Luna's still upset that Celestia never taught her how to use a shower without flooding the bathroom
This is like a textbook example of how to write a short story. Not bad, would read again.
1858666
Better her than anypony else.
I think I know who started this too.
Getting worked up over one little spider are we?
I tell you once, I tell you twice! Big spider is good for economy!
1858954 is that a reference to something
1859104
Yes. Game Grumps.
1858725 I'd do the same thing. I'm terrified of spiders
It would have been even more funny if it was a nightmare by Luna just to prank her.
Why didn't she use her magic to blast them all? One blast and they are all gone.
But then again she may have been to scared to think about using magic XD
1859487 I never even thought about that xD Sometimes alicorns are hard to write about since they're super strong, and can either use magic to deal with a problem or simply fly away
Yeah, let's go with 'terrified out of her wits'
All we have to fear is fear itself.
......and spiders
1859741 Spiders aren't that scary
I don't get why people get so panicky over them.
Haaaaaaaaaaa dear god that was scarring
1859953 Don't even think about pressing charges or I'll set loose a bunch of Daddy-Long-Legs in your bed
at last celestia's weakness revealed changelings no prob, twilight going nuts no problem but spiders anything but spiders
although I understand celestia's pain my bathroom is crawling with spiders in the warmer months worse yet at least 1 out of every 10 or 20 I find in their are black widows
And that's why I never shower!
I can actually say this never happened to me. To be honest Spiders respect the Golden Rule. Leave others the fuck alone. Also...
1860935 Eww.
LOL hilarious
yet scary
1860454 Really? I don't think we have black widows here. The only ones I've seen are Daddy-longlegs and these little black and white garden spiders
Oh silly celestia, just use the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!
I swear you could hear me miles away
Let's see... Manipulates the sun, practically a goddess, afraid of spiders.
Seems legit.
Celestia a spider just gave birth on you, JUST GAVE BIRTH ON YOU!!!!!!!!
Oh sister sister... I'm right there with you.
You know, looking at the description and stuff, I can't help but realize how it looks like it's going to be a clopfiction. ...I think I'll keep it that way and see how many people click it for that reason
I was rolling around
just imagining Celestia flailing her limbs and everything all over the shower to that Eight legged freaks ost
1864424 I'll admit, the first time I saw "luna takes a shower" that's exactly why I clicked it. Love this duo. fabulous
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1861683 one of the downsides of living in the woods lucky for me though the other main spider species I gotta deal with actually eats other spiders if only they'd eat each other
O_O Oh jeeze... poor Celly x.x;;
Well this is easily the silliest one-shot I've read in a while!
No disrespect to your sister of course! My grandmother may as well be looking at dragons due to her lizard phobia...
Very funny.
And creepy in equal measure.
"She levitated up her brush and started brushing her damp mane. Then, she felt a warm, itchy, crawly feeling make its way down the back of her neck."
And then Canterlot exploded. The End.
i totally understand what shes going through...i hate spiders
1859487 When afraid, use of strength is hard to control... and she controls the sun...
"AHH SPIDER!"
"Celestia, why?!"
"Spiders."
*drops the sun on her bathroom and incinerates the entire planet*
You know, this reminds me of a time I found a spider in the shower. I opened the curtain to check for spiders and immediately spotted one standing on the side of the shampoo rack... and was about the same size as the rack itself. I'm not even exaggerating. Luckily, it was a harmless species-- one of those longleg spiders, so almost all of that size was leg length. Still, I'd never even heard of them getting anywhere near that big before, and it was not easy getting it into a container large enough to catch it and release it outside. It did get caught and released, though.
2512804 I find those spiders (Daddy-long legs, I believe they're called) in the shower all the time. I don't really kill or release them though; I usually just leave them be. Unless it's my sister who's taking the shower, I have to go in there every five minutes to kill a spider, lol.
To be honest, I don't get why people are so wigged out by spiders - earwigs are so much worse, and just as common.
2513096 The species has many names, that being one of them. I didn't say I was freaked out. I just don't like 'em there. A spider that size would've gotten in the way and gotten hurt. Just about anywhere else is fine. The only worse place is when they build a web in the sink. That's not creepy, it's irritating, especially if it's a small sink. Sink spiders don't get the same mercy from me that shower ones do.
Last time I saw a spider in my sink, it was about the third largest spider I'd seen (including the aforementioned one but not including tarantulas in a pet shop), and it was a wolf spider, not a longleg. I got out the cleaning supplies and sprayed that sucker (I didn't have bug spray, so I had to improvise). It got away and stayed away. The web's strands were packed together so closely that getting them out was a challenge. When they say spider silk is ten times stronger than steel, they aren't kidding. I still don't know how it managed to pull off building all that in just one night.
Okay, that's enough spider rants. It's starting to drift off-topic.
2513508 Oh, but I have an awesome spider story to tell.
My family drives a van, and at some point last summer this big, grown spider about the size of my thumb built its web in the side of the front door, in such a way so that it was in the door, window, and rear-view mirror. My dad kept breaking the web, but it kept rebuilding it, and it would hide behind the mirror so we couldn't move it. It even learned not to build on the window so that it wouldn't get ruined when the window opened! It disappeared at some point early autumn.
It's just the fact that it learned not to build in the window that gets me
Spiders freak me the f*ck out.
This made my skin crawl. I had to stand up to read it.
i hate spiders once i saw one in my shower as a kid i jump out dripping wet a didn't go back in till my mom got rid of it