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xDan #2 · Mar 2nd, 2013 · · 1 ·

2hilarious4me

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The hilarity level is just too high :trollestia:

I'll be honest, I don't even know what this is.

I know I'm gonna regret this, but Ima read this story

Seriously.
It escalated way too f*cking quickly.
It was funny, but it went way too quick.

Scootaloo saw Rumble across the street. “I’m in love with you.” She exclaimed.

“Whoa whoa whoa, baby, hold up - I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment!”

“Then I will take you without consent!”

“Wut?” Rumble asked, raising an eyebrow questioningly.

“Hey,“ the filly replied as she handed Rumble a tissue, “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

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Nice! Four downvotes! Woohoo! :raritystarry:

Let's see how many I can collect until the story is thrown out of the front page.

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I know you didn't, who would take part on this piece of fuckery? :rainbowwild:

Also, just three views... And 4 downvotes... errr do I see something wrong here?

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Stop being happy with these downvotes! This isn't a trollfic! :flutterrage:

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sowwwy... :fluttercry:

I will sit on one of the corners of my room and try to pick up the pieces of my pride. :raritycry:

What the fuck! God, what the actual FUCK! Mother fucker, I've read and written a lot of weird-ass shit in my time, but this - This really takes the cake! Oh God! Fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK! GOOD LORD! WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW FUCKED UP THIS SHIT IS! God, but I love this crap, so it's getting an upvote!

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This took the cake? I thought this was a pretty mediocre random fic, and a pretty lame trollfic, if considered to be one.

I'm surprised, because I've seen some damn scarier shit than this. Hell, even Cupcakes is probably worse than this.

Probably.

2203205 I know, but this... There's just something to it that makes it so much more fucked up in a certain, indiscernible way.

Well, I'm upvoting this.
If it's wrong to find this brilliant, well, I don't want to be right.

Best fic ever? I think so. Thumbs up. This was pretty funny.

This was hilarious.:rainbowlaugh:

Sexual sadist applebloom is new head canon.:moustache::moustache:

This deserves more Up-Votes

I found it amusing

Oh gawd my sides! :rainbowlaugh:

Best story evar!! Fallout Equestria, My Little Dashie and Background Pony's got nothing on this!

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Your genuine praise flatters me. :raritywink:

...
:facehoof:
I have no idea why I'm saying this, but this was good.

I enjoyed this more than I should have.

Holy fuck I'm going to hell.

What in the flying fuck is this shit?

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I didn't want to give away any spoilers, but I'll tell you:

*Ahem*

Well it starts off with Scootaloo abducting Rumble. She then proceeds to try and rape him. Unfortunately things don't go to plan and rumble escapes unscathed. Apple Bloom comes into to untie him, but accidently-on-purpose chops off his appendage.

I hope you enjoyed my condensing of 3k words into 50. :scootangel:

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Didn't need it condensed since I did read it. That's why I said what I did.

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Forgive me, I guess I struggle to interpret these things. :moustache:

Well that was dissapointing I thought I was gonna see some CMC sexiness oh and im pretty sure this only needs a teen rating

If you excuse me, i'm going to go drink my self silly and hope this makes more sense later.

Comment posted by llw88 deleted Mar 10th, 2013

Wut....The..........................................................................................................................FUCK DID I JUST READ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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