Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!
I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...
“Saints have no moderation, nor do poets, only exhuberance.” ~Anne Sexton
I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.
Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!
What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?
Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.
I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.
I'm not a brony okay? So don't expect to see anything on my account! Okay I'll admit I've seen some vids on Youtube that were made by bronies & I liked them but, that doesn't mean I'm a brony okay?
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.
*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*
"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"
Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
Maker of mods for Dwarf Fortress and Paradox games. Currently making a Crusader Kings mod. Support my modding activities.
Writing stories, drinking excessive amounts of coffee, traveling in the TARDIS, drawing for tumblr and a whole heap of other crap.
I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.