"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Welcome to the other side of the fandom. Please sit back and relax, there are cookies and punch by the door.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."
Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter
Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!
Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)
The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."
Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.
So, I usually don't write, buut after reading some of these awsome fan fics, I decided to give it a shot. Wish me luck!
Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving
I don't know, man. Those weasels were on fire when I got here.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.
I am a copy of an idea in a story told by another. I am a puppet moved by cruel strings. I was told to be here.
We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.
"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. - Theodor Geisel
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
When I'm not drawing ponies and dragons, I'm probably reading about ponies and dragons.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb