How is this possible?! I'm a shitty writer and reviewer! Gawd dammit! *throws dorm room furniture about*

Im dishing out sweet nothing like nobody's business. Gawd why do I suck so much. Scumbag brain is all like I'll come up with this nice idea. How about we write it, let's say... never. Never sounds good.

That is all

How many of these lame "So I wake up as (insert pony here) but I'm a brony so its awesome" wish fulfillment garbage fics are popping up on the site. One trend I shall gladly avoid

So I may throw the shit I wrote up here once the contest has concluded.

So much at writing.

What if I told you I'm excited about writing it?

I'm getting back into writing but blegh. Why can't I just spew my garbage on paper and be done with it.

Me no write. Me bad at writing. Me haz writers block from hell. Mez burnt out. *Dies