If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Nullus sum. I do commissions. Check my userpage.

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A hobby writer with a flair for the equine, and catering to his inner child when he can!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Hee Ho!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

Horrifically Fun

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Mostly harmless.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

Are you a Rebel?

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Shut up. Just write.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Not very active here anymore.