your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

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The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

Move along, move along.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

20 years old. Loves mlp fanfiction of all types(mostly shipping).

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I don't even English at all.

I do things occasionally.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

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Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

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